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The Customer is Always Trite

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The Customer is Always Trite
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Bart Royale
Requirement(s): Moe's Express
Required characters: Moe, Moe's Regulars, Sam, Larry

The Customer is Always Trite is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Moe's Express to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe Moe's Express is open for business!
Larry Hey, this is great, Moe. Us boozehounds were getting elbow to elbow in your regular bar.
Sam Thanks, Moe. This gives us the chance to pull ourselves off the floor and get drunk in public again!
Moe Whoa, wait up. I didn't rebuild this thing just for you losers!
Moe I'm shootin' for a whole new clientele. Classy people with money. People on the go not people who just need a place to "go".
Task: "Make Moe Serve Express Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Express and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 4 hours.
After starting the jobs
Homer I'm sure Moe won't mind if we just pour for ourselves.
Larry Yeah, it's what he would want.
Barney Hey, I just found our bar tabs!
Sam Whoops, I accidentally tore them up, lit them on fire, and washed the ashes down the drain...
Homer That still might not be good enough to dupe Moe.
After finishing the tasks
Moe Where the heck was everyone? Not a single customer.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark
Larry So, now that Moe's busy with his new bar, what are we going to do?
Homer Beside drink until the taps run dry, you mean?
Sam Hey, Larry, with all this free time we could finally work on my, uh, business plan!
Homer My plan is to drink Moe's beer. And I mean business!
Larry I try not to mix business with pleasure. But I do mix business with beer. It works for me!
Task: "Make Moe Get Frustrated Serving Express Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Express and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Sam Pitch Ideas to Larry". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
After starting the jobs
Sam ... so then we pocket some of the cash and use the rest to pay back the previous investors.
Larry Wow, that's genius. I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before!
Larry Guess my brain is just that much bigger. Wait 'til I tell everyone about it.
After finishing the tasks
Moe - Angry Why is no one coming to this super convenient express bar!?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe Okay, I'm back, ya bums...
Moe - Angry What've you done to my bar?!
Larry Hey, Moe, would you like to invest in our business?
Moe - Angry How about I invest in kicking your ass out of here!
Larry Interesting counter offer. Let me run it past my business partners.
Task: "Make Moe Kick Out His Regulars". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Angry Good job, Larry! Now where are we going to drink?!
Barney - Angry Yeah, and don't think we've forgotten your part in all this, Sam!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark
Larry Okay, Sam, we need to come up with a new plan.
Sam - Happy Scheming is always best over a stiff drink!
Larry Good plan - to Moe's!
Sam ...
Larry - Sad Oh, right. Okay, well Plan B then.
Task: "Make Larry Drink at the Brown House With Sam". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
After starting the job
Larry Why don't we just drink here all the time?
Sam Good point. The prices are better, beer isn't watered down and there's no ugly guy glaring at us over the bar.
After finishing the task
Moe It's been nice havin' time without them bums around so I could spruce the ol' place up.
Moe I even cleaned the roaches out of the cash register by handin' em out as change.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Sam's exclamation mark
Sam Look, why don't we just go drink at Moe's new place?
Larry Moe's no fool. He learned his lesson when we had drank up every drop from his old place.
Sam You sure?
Larry I'll call the guys.
Task: "Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Express and take 4 hours.
Moe The bar's all sorted out and nice-like again. I can get back to the new place...
Moe - Angry Really, fellas?!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark
Larry Uh...hey, Moe...
Moe Aw, forget it, I can't stay mad at my only customers who drink excessively.
Moe Now drink up. It's time to show this town what a real booze-up looks like!
Message You can now send Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Sam, Larry, and Moe on animated jobs at Moe's Express!
'Task: "Make Moe Serve Drinks at Moe's Express". The job takes place at Moe's Express and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Express and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "the customer is always right".