| The Customer is Always Trite
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Customer is Always Trite is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Moe's Express to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Moe's Express is open for business!
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Hey, this is great, Moe. Us boozehounds were getting elbow to elbow in your regular bar.
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Thanks, Moe. This gives us the chance to pull ourselves off the floor and get drunk in public again!
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Whoa, wait up. I didn't rebuild this thing just for you losers!
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I'm shootin' for a whole new clientele. Classy people with money. People on the go not people who just need a place to "go".
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Task: "Make Moe Serve Express Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Express and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 4 hours.
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| After starting the jobs
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I'm sure Moe won't mind if we just pour for ourselves.
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Yeah, it's what he would want.
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Hey, I just found our bar tabs!
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Whoops, I accidentally tore them up, lit them on fire, and washed the ashes down the drain...
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That still might not be good enough to dupe Moe.
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| After finishing the tasks
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Where the heck was everyone? Not a single customer.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark
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So, now that Moe's busy with his new bar, what are we going to do?
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Beside drink until the taps run dry, you mean?
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Hey, Larry, with all this free time we could finally work on my, uh, business plan!
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My plan is to drink Moe's beer. And I mean business!
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I try not to mix business with pleasure. But I do mix business with beer. It works for me!
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Task: "Make Moe Get Frustrated Serving Express Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Express and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Sam Pitch Ideas to Larry". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| After starting the jobs
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... so then we pocket some of the cash and use the rest to pay back the previous investors.
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Wow, that's genius. I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before!
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Guess my brain is just that much bigger. Wait 'til I tell everyone about it.
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| After finishing the tasks
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Why is no one coming to this super convenient express bar!?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Okay, I'm back, ya bums...
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What've you done to my bar?!
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Hey, Moe, would you like to invest in our business?
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How about I invest in kicking your ass out of here!
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Interesting counter offer. Let me run it past my business partners.
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| Task: "Make Moe Kick Out His Regulars". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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Good job, Larry! Now where are we going to drink?!
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Yeah, and don't think we've forgotten your part in all this, Sam!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark
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Okay, Sam, we need to come up with a new plan.
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Scheming is always best over a stiff drink!
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Good plan - to Moe's!
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Oh, right. Okay, well Plan B then.
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| Task: "Make Larry Drink at the Brown House With Sam". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Why don't we just drink here all the time?
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Good point. The prices are better, beer isn't watered down and there's no ugly guy glaring at us over the bar.
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| After finishing the task
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It's been nice havin' time without them bums around so I could spruce the ol' place up.
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I even cleaned the roaches out of the cash register by handin' em out as change.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sam's exclamation mark
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Look, why don't we just go drink at Moe's new place?
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Moe's no fool. He learned his lesson when we had drank up every drop from his old place.
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You sure?
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I'll call the guys.
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| Task: "Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Express and take 4 hours.
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The bar's all sorted out and nice-like again. I can get back to the new place...
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Really, fellas?!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark
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Uh...hey, Moe...
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Aw, forget it, I can't stay mad at my only customers who drink excessively.
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Now drink up. It's time to show this town what a real booze-up looks like!
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| Message
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You can now send Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Sam, Larry, and Moe on animated jobs at Moe's Express!
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'Task: "Make Moe Serve Drinks at Moe's Express". The job takes place at Moe's Express and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Express and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "the customer is always right".
