| Spite the Hans That Sees You
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Spite the Hans That Sees You is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Hans Mechman to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Hans Mechman's exclamation mark
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System online.
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Seeking targets.
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The robots have risen up, again!
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Oh, never mind, this one looks like it fell out of a children's book.
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Target acquired.
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Dad, help! Not my dad. A good dad, help!
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Lesson administered.
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The giant tea kettle spanked me.
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| Task: "Make Hans Mechman Seek Targets". The job takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Is it just me, or does the robot's head look like Mr. Moleman?
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So, it looks like a shriveled prune shuffling in baggy pants and slippers?
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Repeated youth disrespect recorded.
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Combat Mode engaged.
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| Task: "Make Hans Mechman Annihilate Targets". The job takes 4 hours.
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I'm a goner for sure!
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*blast*
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It missed.
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Ha-ha! It's got Moleman's eyesight. This thing couldn't hit the broad side of a Bart.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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It seems to have a problem when Bart mocks it.
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All right, spit it out “Hans Goober”.
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Did you make a robot to target Springfield's youth?
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Thirty years ago, I was badgered by a group of boys. I swore that someday I would have my revenge, but wasn't sure how I would get it given I was in the same shape then, as I am now.
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Then I saw a movie about cybernetic robots killing some punks and it came to me.
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Now it's finally complete and revenge will be mine! Mechman, attack-k-k!
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Energy low. Please replace sixty D batteries. Enough power for long SIGHHHHHH…
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Task: "Make Hans Mechman Recharge". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Hans Moleman is owned: Task: "Make Hans Moleman Replace Batteries". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Hans Mechman's exclamation mark
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Power on. Firmware updated. Resuming mission.
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Bart, I don't suppose you've learned a lesson from before and will mind your manners now?
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What are manners? I want to see what else this robo-fossil can fail at.
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Mocking registered. Modern combat protocols engaged.
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| Task: "Make Hans Mechman Engage in Digital Warfare". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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| After starting the job
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“Digital warfare”? What kind of lame…hey…it's hacking into my phone!
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It's in my Facelook profile, Liking pages for old farts!
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Haw-haw, you Liked medicated butt powder!
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| After finishing the task
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Chief, aren't you going to do something about this?
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Not much I can do. Springfield has an “Eye for an Eye” law.
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Really surprised he hasn't taken your eye. ‘Cause that would be fine too.
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Good point.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "bite the hand that feeds you."
