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Planet of Escapes

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Planet of Escapes
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Bart Royale
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Bart, Milhouse, Homer, Youngsters, Willie, Lisa, Marge, General Bart
Optional characters: See Pt. 5 and Pt. 9
Next quest(s): More Beer

Planet of Escapes is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Bart - Annoyed Hey Milhouse, get over here now!
Milhouse - Scared Yes, master... I mean Bart.
Bart You were right the first time. C'mon. They're unveiling a lame, new Mega Playscape today. We're gonna check it out.
Milhouse - Excited I'm wearing my Sunday socks in case we take our shoes off!
Task: "Place Mega Playscape".
Task: "Make Bart Check Out Mega Playscape With Milhouse". The job takes place at the Mega Playscape and takes 6 seconds.
Bart This isn't too bad! Milhouse, stand at the bottom of the slide so I can build up an electrostatic charge and zap you into Shelbyville.
Sludge - Annoyed Hey watch it! This spot is already claimed. If you can't see my mark, you should be able to smell it!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart - Annoyed This sucks! The thing had hardly been built and already weirdos have moved in.
Bart - Annoyed Grown ups get all the cool stuff built around here.
Bart - Angry Weirdo mark or no weirdo mark, it's time we take a stand. Come on, Milhouse!
Task: "Make Bart Storm Mega Playscape With Milhouse". The job takes place at the Mega Playscape and takes 6 seconds.
Sludge - Drunk You again? Why can't you kids take a hint?
Bart - Angry This was built for kids, not for whatever you are!
Bootsie - Drunk Sludge was here first. Like I tell 'em down under the overpass, first come, first squat.
Milhouse - Scared She makes a very valid case, Bart.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart - Annoyed I'm going to have to resort to desperate measures.
Bart - Sad Hey Homer, can you help me kick some drunk creeps out of the new kid play area?
Homer - Annoyed I was NEVER in your play area!
Bart - Rolling Eyes No, I'm talking about drunker creeps than you.
Homer - Sarcastic I find that hard to believe. But a father must trust his son.
Bart - Sweet Thanks, Dad.
Homer - Confused I meant that as a question. A father must trust his son?
Task: "Make Bart Storm Mega Playscape With Homer". The job takes place at the Mega Playscape and takes 6 seconds.
After starting the job
Bootsie - Drunk Whatsit?... who dares enter my drinkin' tube?
Homer - Confused Bootsie? You're the ones my kid has been moaning about?
Bart - Annoyed I should've guessed you'd be on a first-name basis with all the drunk creeps in town.
Homer Bootsie's her last name... and her first.
After finishing the task
Homer - Drunk This is a pretty sweet squat you got here! A roof over your head, slides to get out without falling down, and grated floors so you're not sleeping in your own filth.
Bootsie - Drunk This man knows how to live!
Bart - Angry Wait, you're taking their side!? Ugh!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart - Angry Kids of Springfield! We must stand up against these thieving drunks. We must fight for what's rightfully ours!
Milhouse - Confused But adults pay for everything so what's really ours?
Bart - Angry I'd like to respond to your point by saying, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Milhouse - Scared But I'm willing to see both sides.
Task: "Make Youngsters Storm Mega Playscape" (x3). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 6 seconds.
Bart - Surprised Fall back!
Bart - Angry We need to restock our spit-wads, regroup our flaming bags of dog poop, and hit them again!
Quest reward: Duff Beer25/Buzz Cola25/Gas Can25 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Sarcastic Nice try, boy. It'll take more than a few meddling Milhouses and No-goodnik Nelsons to make me leave my plastic palace.
Bootsie Oh, so you're joining us now? That's cool, as long as you help us improve and defend it.
Homer - Cautious Whoa, hold your hooch. Are you suggesting something involving work?
Bootsie There will always be more kids climbing our ladders and sliding down our chutes unless we fortify the place.
Homer - Sad That definitely sounds like work.
Task: "Make Adults Fortify Mega Playscape" (x4). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Assault Mega Playscape" (x4). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 4 hours.
After starting the jobs
Homer - Annoyed Back off boy! This is a perfect place for me to hide from work, your mom, and my bar tab at Moe's!
Bart - Annoyed We'll drive you out! Even if we have to tear it down to its recycled rubber play-safe foundation!
After finishing the tasks
Homer - WooHoo Woo-hoo! I win! I win!
Bootsie Those walls should hold them back a bit.
Bootsie - Confused Hey, the door is locked.
Quest reward: Duff Beer25/Buzz Cola25/Gas Can25 and XP10

Adults consist of:

Mountain Man, Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills, Crazy Iguana Lady, Hellfish Abe, Hellfish Burns, Pyro, Homer, Krusty, Cletus, Willie, and Moe

Youngsters consist of:

Wendell Borton, Erik, Jeremy Jailbird, Pita, Peta, Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, and Ralph

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Guilty While you were building walls I filled your space with a Duff keg-erator. I'm afraid there isn't room for you anymore.
Bootsie - Angry But, we were there first!
Homer - Sarcastic Sorry. Beer beats bums every time.
Bootsie When word gets 'round what you done here, you'll find out just what kind of bums you're dealing with.
Homer - Aah Ahh! Why do I throw around the "B" word so recklessly?!
Task: "Tap Ruffians in Springfield" (x10).
Task: "Tap Ruffians in Other Springfields" (x3).
Quest reward: Duff Beer25/Buzz Cola25/Gas Can25 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Scared Dear God! This playscape says it was proudly made here in Springfield!
Homer - Annoyed Nothing anyone's proud of is made in this town. It won't withstand a strong breeze, let alone a bunch of kids assaulting it.
Cletus I sold the copper from my exploded moonshine still to a scrap yard and saws all kinds of things we could use to shore up this place.
Willie Aye! We need to dig ourselves in good. Like a flea in Willie's brow!
Task: "Build Scrap City".
Task: "Craft Straight Trench".
Quest reward: Duff Beer25/Buzz Cola25/Gas Can25 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
Willie That oughta slow 'em down, but I don't know fer how long.
Homer - Confused Then we will fight them on the beaches... on the landing grounds! And all the other places that cigar guy said.
Krusty - Pained Beaches? I can't expose my clown skin to sunlight!
Homer I mean we need to defend all of our turf, and hunker down for the long haul.
Willie If need be we'll hide in the castle keep like me forefathers did in the old country.
Homer - Cautious They hid?
Willie - Angry Aye. Wretched cowards they were, the whole lot of them.
Task: "Place Playscape Barrier in Bonus Area".
Task: "Place Playscape Lookout in Bonus Area".
Task: "Reach 5.00% Bonus at Mega Playscape".
Quest reward: Duff Beer25/Buzz Cola25/Gas Can25 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart - Annoyed I can't believe bumbling oafs and guzzling loafs like Homer and his friends have been able to hold out this long.
Milhouse So we're giving up?
Martin We gave it the old college try. Although I don't see college in the cards for either of you.
Bart - Angry We are NOT giving up. We're going to keep going back so they see how nuts kids can really be!
Task: "Make Adults Fortify Mega Playscape" (x4). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Assault Mega Playscape" (x4). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 4 hours.
Task: "Unlock General Bart".
General Bart Now it's war.
Quest reward: Duff Beer25 and XP10

Adults consist of:

Mountain Man, Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills, Crazy Iguana Lady, Hellfish Abe, Hellfish Burns, Pyro, Homer, Krusty, Cletus, Willie, and Moe

Youngsters consist of:

Wendell Borton, Erik, Jeremy Jailbird, Pita, Peta, Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, and Ralph

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Worried Mom, how can you sit by while this is happening?
Marge - Dreamy I can because it's so peaceful in the house with the boys outside this whole time. You have no idea how freeing it is to not have to constantly say "Lift your feet!" when vacuuming.
Marge - Sad But I suppose we should rein them in before it envelops the whole town like it always does.
Lisa - Curious How will you get them to sit down together?
Marge Oldest trick in the housewives' book...
Marge - Happy Bart, Homer! Your bacon-wrapped pork butt is ready!
Task: "Make Marge Mediate". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make General Bart Get Fooled Into a Sit-Down". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Get Fooled Into a Sit-Down". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
After starting the jobs
General Bart I'll take my butt to go. Which is easier for me to do than fat-ass Homer.
Marge - Serious Oh no you won't mister. We're going to talk this through.
Homer - Shocked It's a trap! A delicious trap!
Homer - Cautious We still get fed, right?
Marge - Happy Of course!
After finishing the tasks
General Bart - Shout It isn't fair! Adults take everything! And Homer eats everything, including my dinner!
Homer - Mouth Full You can't prove anything. Just take the peace offer so we can get back to normal dinners.
General Bart - Annoyed Never! Take this, Mr. Potato Head!
Homer - Potato Eye No one wastes your mother's au gratins and lives!
Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Fortifying and Assaulting the Mega Playscape, Act 2 starts soon!
Quest reward: Duff Beer50 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to Planet of the Apes.