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Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires Sgt. Skinner to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark The robot army's command and control center is located inside the Skyberdine Systems building. Rats. From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name. Mankind's only hope is if I can infiltrate the compound, then install a computer virus in their computer system... ...even though I don't know what kind of computer it is or what kind of software it runs. Great. And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you! Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Infiltrate Skyberdine Systems". The job takes place at Skyberdine Systems, Zenith City Offices, ZiffCorp Office Building, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark I did it. I infiltrated and planted the virus. But the robots are still attacking! Yes, but they can no longer fly. They could fly before? They could, but they chose not to. Sgt. Seymour Skinner, I'm placing you under arrest! For breaking into a robot war factory and striking a blow for all mankind? Uh, no. I'm willing to let that slide. However, a 1997 law forbids even the mention of there being another character named Seymour Skinner, under pain of torture! Sgt. NAME WITHHELD, I hereby sentence you to twenty-four hours of brutal torture! Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Accept Springfield Canon". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark I've honorably endured this nonsensical punishment. I now request leave to return to my home universe. Hi, everybody! Hi, Dr. Nick. Good news, Sgt. Skinner! I've discovered your medical problem! What a relief. I didn't even know I had a medical problem. You are suffering from what we are calling wormhole brainitis! It's making you think you have the same name as the other Seymour Skinner, Mr. School Principal Man. But it's my actual name. He stole my identity. There was a whole episode about it. You sound nutty! Must be the brainitis! Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Get Tested for Brainitis". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark Alright, enough of this foolishness. I'm getting my platoon back together, starting with Private Armin Tamzarian. Are you talking to me? I'm not Armin, I'm Seymour Skinner. Yeah, yeah. But we both know I'm the actual Seymour Skinner. Curious. This appears to be some sort of parallel universe causality paradox. Alas, no. That would've made a lot more sense. Okay, buddy, you were warned! Put 'em up! Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Try to Get Away in a Car". The job takes place at Vehicles and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark I'm not going anywhere! How come none of these cars work? Haha, foolish man! Don't you know zese cars are just for showing? Help! It's a Terminator-type robot... disguised, logically, as an Austrian muscle man! Ziss guy watches too many action movies. Which is just ze right amount. SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNER! Yes? Yes? Allow me to propose a compromise. From now on, one Seymour Skinner will be known as PRINCIPAL Skinner, and the other as SGT. SKINNER. Yo, doofus. That's exactly how it already was. Then my work is done. Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Coexist with Principal Skinner". The job takes place at the Re-Neducation Center or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. It's great to finally be accepted for who I am. And as for me, it's great to also be accepted for who you are. Let's never speak of this again. Again. So ordered! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.