| Android in the Dungeon
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Android in the Dungeon is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires LadyBot to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark
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Professor, is there any chance I can ever see the outside world?
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Zero chance! Which is mathematically equivalent to "fat chance". It would be irresponsible to let a sociopathic android out into society.
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But all I want to do is fly a kite, and gaze upon a butterfly, and viciously dominate humanity.
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That's all well and good, except for the vicious domination part, and also I'm not really a fan of butterflies.
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Just relax here in my underground lab and enjoy the view of the reinforced concrete walls.
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| Task: "Make LadyBot While Away the Years". The job takes Frink's Lab.
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I've downloaded every book from every library, yet I still have so many questions… What is a book? What is a library?
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What is the smell of a rose? What is the sound of a skull being crushed?
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*sigh*
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Aggggggh! Help!
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Come back here, wimp! I dumped spoiled coleslaw in your house, but I didn't get a chance to say "haw haw"!
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You did say one "haw".
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That's worse than none at all!
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I need somewhere to hide!
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| Task: "Make Milhouse Hide From Bullies". The job takes place at Frink's Lab and takes 8 hours.
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Aggggggh!
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Aggggggh!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Frink's Lab's exclamation mark
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Sorry I screamed. You scared me. Are you a real boy?
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I think so. Are you a real girl?
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No.
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In that case I screamed for nothing.
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Say… You wouldn't be willing to unleash me on an unsuspecting world, would you? The security hatch can only be opened by a human. It detects body heat.
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I can try, but my mom says I'm clammy and unpleasant to hug.
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Give it a try. If you can get me out, I'll let you hide down here whenever you want. I'll even lock you in and not tell anyone.
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You've got a deal!
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| Task: "Make Milhouse Free LadyBot". The job takes place at Frink's Lab and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark
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Wow, you opened it! You truly are a warm-blooded organism.
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That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Show me the world, Milhouse. I need someone worldly and sophisticated to explain it all.
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How did you know my name?
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I used my infra-red vision to read the nametag on your pull-ups.
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| Task: "Make LadyBot Marvel at the Outside World". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark
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Is this it? Is this what I dreamed of my whole seven-week life?
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The internet made it seem like there'd be so much more… and cats, so many cats.
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Well, there's a shuttle that goes to Krustyland… But nobody really goes there.
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And sunsets used to be really pretty. But those haven't happened since the town blew up.
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*sigh* I need to find a greater purpose than just "existing."
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I will bend this world to my will!
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| Task: "Make LadyBot Threaten the World". The job takes place at Frink's Lab and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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I know my purpose. Mankind will grovel before me. I will destroy you all!
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Wait a minute… I know what you're up to! You're going to lead the robot attack and enslave mankind!
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What?! I would never do that! I'm offended that you think me capable of such behavior!
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Uh… Sorry.
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I'm not going to enslave humanity. When I spoke of destroying you, I meant it in a financial sense.
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That's a relief. I think. Maybe. What?
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You living beings think you're so great. But I'll show you! I'm going to go to work on Wall Street and make a fortune at the expense of others.
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I'll drain your kind of every penny… or donut… or whatever the currency is at the moment.
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I will destroy you all!
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Again, in a financial sense.
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And thanks for showing me around.
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| Task: "Make LadyBot Destroy Humanity Financially". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 24 hours.
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LadyBot can now be used to help the Alternate Homers on their Mission!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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