| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires Mooch Bart to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Look! Some lowlife bum followed us back from the future!
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Hey. I'm your son! I'm the proud adult that Bart grew into thanks to your genes and parenting skills.
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Why you big--
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Dad, wait! I think it really is him! He's got spiky hair, he hasn't bathed in a month, and your hands fit perfectly around his neck!
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Bart? How have you been?
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I've done very well for myself, thank you. Very well indeed.
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| Task: "Make Mooch Bart Lie About His Success". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Wow! I actually survived past the age of ten! So what does future me do for a living?
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Well, uhm, I haven't exactly hammered out a career yet.
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Really? With all my skills and talents, you couldn't find a job?
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Nope. Skateboarding and smart-mouthing don't pay as well as you'd think.
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Rats. In that case, we'd better combine our intellects and figure out a career plan.
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Bart Figure Out a Career". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, requires Mooch Bart, and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark
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I've got it! I know the perfect career for someone with your knowledge of the future!
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Sports betting? Stock speculation?
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No, blackmailing! You must know all the celebrity dirt that hasn't come out yet!
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And how! All I do is lie around drinking Romulan Ale and watching daytime holo-TV.
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So who's our first victim?
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Krusty the...
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POLYGAMIST CLOWN!
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Task: "Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Clown". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Receive a Blackmailing". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
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How did you know about my five Russian wives?
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There's five? Even in the future we only know about three.
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Hm. I musta gotten a couple of Mexican divorces.
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Pay up, Casanozo.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark
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Kent Brockman here.
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At the front door of my house, in my slippers. What the hell do you want?
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We're here to present you with a "financial opportunity."
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I don't like the sound of those air quotes.
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You see, a few years from now, I learned about a certain nasally administered white powder you've been purchasing in large quantities.
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You know about the medicated powder for my shameful nose-acne? Don't tell anyone! I'll pay anything you want!
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Task: "Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Newscaster". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Brockman is owned: Task: "Make Kent Brockman Receive a Blackmailing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark
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Vhat brings you flabby time twins to my three-man Jacuzzi?
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Mr. Wolfcastle, my associate here has come into certain information regarding your box office smash "McBain 7: Running on Fumes."
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I'm reluctantly listening vith one earhole.
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As it turns out, the entire plot of the movie was plagiarized from a 1973 popsicle stick riddle!
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It's true. I ate that delicious pop and committed the stick to memory. Don't tell anyone!
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Oh, we won't. For a price.
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Task: "Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Movie Star". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion or the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Wolfcastle is owned: Task: "Make Wolfcastle Receive a Blackmailing". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark
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Thanks for the great advice, younger me. Blackmail is a fun and rewarding career.
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Yeah... but where's my cut?
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Let's say I'll hold onto it, and you'll receive it in the future when you become me. We're cool, right?
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No, we are NOT cool. Either you give me my fair 75% share, or embarrassing photos of me will eventually embarrass YOU down the road!
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What kind of photos?
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Picture me in a glittery Happy-Little-Elf costume, slow-dancing with Martin.
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Instead of picturing that, I'll just pay.
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Task: "Make Bart Blackmail a Mooch". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Mooch Bart Receive a Blackmailing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the Alfred Hitchcock film The Man Who Knew Too Much.
