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Presidential Primaries

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Presidential Primaries
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: SciFi
Required characters: President Lisa, Lisa

Presidential Primaries is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires President Lisa to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
President Lisa - Surprised What's going on?! I can breathe the air, but I can't taste it! And the climate doesn't seem as globally warmed.
President Lisa - Sad And the sea level, although several miles away, seems a lot lower.
Mooch Bart We came back in time, Sis! This is the Springfield of our childhood!
President Lisa - Sad *gasp* But in the future, I was President of the United States! I was helping lead America out of economic and social turmoil!
Mooch Bart Stuff's happening here, too. You wanna help me blackmail Krusty?
President Lisa - Surprised No! We can't do anything, or we might change history! And then I might never get elected President! Just sit perfectly still and don't interact with any molecules!
Task: "Make President Lisa Avoid Molecules". The job takes place at the PolyVac or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
President Lisa - Sad It's no use! Everywhere I turn it's molecules, molecules, molecules!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
President Lisa - Surprised Everything we do is affecting the timeline! I think I just accidentally sat on a butterfly!
Mooch Bart So what? You said yourself the future was an environmental and economic disaster. Why not let things change?
President Lisa - Annoyed Because I want to be President! Plus, your future might be completely changed too! You might never have an ex-wife, or weekend custody of your kids!
Mooch Bart And the downside is...?
Task: "Make President Lisa Disrupt the Timeline". The job takes place at the PolyVac or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
President Lisa - Annoyed I give up. I guess I just have to accept that history is changing and I'll never get to be President.
Mooch Bart - Happy Why not run for President here, in the past? It's an election year!
President Lisa It's too late for that. I'm sure both parties already have highly popular, uncontroversial candidates.
Task: "Make President Lisa Look Up Who's Running for President this Year". The job takes place at the PolyVac or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
President Lisa Holy crap! I'm throwing my hat in the ring!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
President Lisa I need to decide who my running mate will be. Should I pick a safe choice from a swing state, or double down with someone who shares my exact thoughts and opinions.
Lisa How about me?
President Lisa - Surprised Oh my gosh! You're me, back before I learned not to dress like Pebbles Flintstone!
Lisa As you know, I've always wanted to be President. But I might be willing to start as Vice President. What do you say?
President Lisa I'm not sure the country is ready for an all-female ticket, let alone one consisting of time clones, one of whom is eight years old.
President Lisa - Happy But sure... why not!
Task: "Make President Lisa Run for President". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
President Lisa If ever there were a year when a third-party candidate could get elected, this is it!
Lisa Yeah! So what's our party called? The Green Party?
President Lisa The Yellow Party.
Lisa And what's our platform?
President Lisa We're strongly opposed to the Venusian trade pact! The Venusians are just trying to take our jobs and beryllium!
Lisa - Nagging Uhm, that hasn't happened yet.
President Lisa And it never will, if I get elected!
Task: "Make President Lisa Oppose the Venusian Trade Pact". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
President Lisa This is the big night! The election returns are coming in!
Lisa - Happy We're leading in North Carolina, South Dakota, and West Virginia!
President Lisa What about East Googlia?
Lisa That's not a state yet.
President Lisa - Annoyed It isn't? Then why did we spend a hundred million dollars in TV ad buys there?
Task: "Make President Lisa Watch the Election Returns". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Watch the Election Returns". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
President Lisa - Sad Rats. We lost badly, and to a candidate less popular than liver.
Lisa On the bright side, maybe we didn't change history after all. So I can still run again when I'm old enough to be you!
President Lisa - Happy The system works!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20