• New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 36 News: A Sneak Peek for “O C’mon All Ye Faithful” has been released!
  • New article from the Springfield Shopper: The Pin Pals make it to the state championship this December!
  • Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki


Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: SciFi
Required characters: Sgt. Skinner

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires Sgt. Skinner to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
Sgt. Skinner The robot army's command and control center is located inside the Skyberdine Systems building.
Homer - Sad Rats. From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name.
Sgt. Skinner Mankind's only hope is if I can infiltrate the compound, then install a computer virus in their computer system...
Sgt. Skinner ...even though I don't know what kind of computer it is or what kind of software it runs.
Homer Great. And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you!
Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Infiltrate Skyberdine Systems". The job takes place at Skyberdine Systems, Zenith City Offices, ZiffCorp Office Building, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
Sgt. Skinner - Happy I did it. I infiltrated and planted the virus.
Marge But the robots are still attacking!
Sgt. Skinner Yes, but they can no longer fly.
Lisa - Curious They could fly before?
Sgt. Skinner They could, but they chose not to.
Wiggum - Serious Sgt. Seymour Skinner, I'm placing you under arrest!
Sgt. Skinner - Surprised For breaking into a robot war factory and striking a blow for all mankind?
Wiggum Uh, no. I'm willing to let that slide.
Wiggum However, a 1997 law forbids even the mention of there being another character named Seymour Skinner, under pain of torture!
Judge Snyder Sgt. NAME WITHHELD, I hereby sentence you to twenty-four hours of brutal torture!
Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Accept Springfield Canon". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
Sgt. Skinner I've honorably endured this nonsensical punishment. I now request leave to return to my home universe.
Dr. Nick Hi, everybody!
Sgt. Skinner - Happy Hi, Dr. Nick.
Dr. Nick Good news, Sgt. Skinner! I've discovered your medical problem!
Sgt. Skinner What a relief. I didn't even know I had a medical problem.
Dr. Nick You are suffering from what we are calling wormhole brainitis!
Dr. Nick It's making you think you have the same name as the other Seymour Skinner, Mr. School Principal Man.
Sgt. Skinner - Surprised But it's my actual name. He stole my identity. There was a whole episode about it.
Dr. Nick You sound nutty! Must be the brainitis!
Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Get Tested for Brainitis". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
Sgt. Skinner Alright, enough of this foolishness. I'm getting my platoon back together, starting with Private Armin Tamzarian.
Skinner Are you talking to me? I'm not Armin, I'm Seymour Skinner.
Sgt. Skinner Yeah, yeah. But we both know I'm the actual Seymour Skinner.
Stephen Hawking - Curious Curious. This appears to be some sort of parallel universe causality paradox.
Comic Book Guy Alas, no. That would've made a lot more sense.
Wiggum - Angry Okay, buddy, you were warned! Put 'em up!
Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Try to Get Away in a Car". The job takes place at Vehicles and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
Sgt. Skinner I'm not going anywhere! How come none of these cars work?
Wolfcastle - Happy Haha, foolish man! Don't you know zese cars are just for showing?
Sgt. Skinner - Surprised Help! It's a Terminator-type robot... disguised, logically, as an Austrian muscle man!
Wolfcastle Ziss guy watches too many action movies. Which is just ze right amount.
Chalmers - Angry SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNER!
Skinner Yes?
Sgt. Skinner Yes?
Chalmers Allow me to propose a compromise. From now on, one Seymour Skinner will be known as PRINCIPAL Skinner, and the other as SGT. SKINNER.
Bart - Annoyed Yo, doofus. That's exactly how it already was.
Chalmers Then my work is done.
Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Coexist with Principal Skinner". The job takes place at the Re-Neducation Center or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Sgt. Skinner - Happy It's great to finally be accepted for who I am.
Skinner And as for me, it's great to also be accepted for who you are.
Wiggum Let's never speak of this again. Again.
Sgt. Skinner So ordered!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.