| Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires Sgt. Skinner to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
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The robot army's command and control center is located inside the Skyberdine Systems building.
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Rats. From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name.
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Mankind's only hope is if I can infiltrate the compound, then install a computer virus in their computer system...
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...even though I don't know what kind of computer it is or what kind of software it runs.
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Great. And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you!
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| Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Infiltrate Skyberdine Systems". The job takes place at Skyberdine Systems, Zenith City Offices, ZiffCorp Office Building, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
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I did it. I infiltrated and planted the virus.
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But the robots are still attacking!
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Yes, but they can no longer fly.
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They could fly before?
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They could, but they chose not to.
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Sgt. Seymour Skinner, I'm placing you under arrest!
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For breaking into a robot war factory and striking a blow for all mankind?
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Uh, no. I'm willing to let that slide.
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However, a 1997 law forbids even the mention of there being another character named Seymour Skinner, under pain of torture!
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Sgt. NAME WITHHELD, I hereby sentence you to twenty-four hours of brutal torture!
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| Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Accept Springfield Canon". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
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I've honorably endured this nonsensical punishment. I now request leave to return to my home universe.
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Hi, everybody!
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Hi, Dr. Nick.
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Good news, Sgt. Skinner! I've discovered your medical problem!
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What a relief. I didn't even know I had a medical problem.
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You are suffering from what we are calling wormhole brainitis!
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It's making you think you have the same name as the other Seymour Skinner, Mr. School Principal Man.
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But it's my actual name. He stole my identity. There was a whole episode about it.
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You sound nutty! Must be the brainitis!
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| Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Get Tested for Brainitis". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
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Alright, enough of this foolishness. I'm getting my platoon back together, starting with Private Armin Tamzarian.
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Are you talking to me? I'm not Armin, I'm Seymour Skinner.
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Yeah, yeah. But we both know I'm the actual Seymour Skinner.
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Curious. This appears to be some sort of parallel universe causality paradox.
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Alas, no. That would've made a lot more sense.
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Okay, buddy, you were warned! Put 'em up!
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| Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Try to Get Away in a Car". The job takes place at Vehicles and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark
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I'm not going anywhere! How come none of these cars work?
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Haha, foolish man! Don't you know zese cars are just for showing?
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Help! It's a Terminator-type robot... disguised, logically, as an Austrian muscle man!
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Ziss guy watches too many action movies. Which is just ze right amount.
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SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNER!
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Yes?
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Yes?
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Allow me to propose a compromise. From now on, one Seymour Skinner will be known as PRINCIPAL Skinner, and the other as SGT. SKINNER.
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Yo, doofus. That's exactly how it already was.
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Then my work is done.
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| Task: "Make Sgt. Skinner Coexist with Principal Skinner". The job takes place at the Re-Neducation Center or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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It's great to finally be accepted for who I am.
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And as for me, it's great to also be accepted for who you are.
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Let's never speak of this again. Again.
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So ordered!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
