Return to Status Quo

Return to Status Quo

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: SciFi Required characters: Stephen Hawking, Cool Homer, King-Size Homer, Barbarian Homer, Strongman Homer. Evil Homer, Homer Previous quest(s): Judgment Day! Pt. 6

Return to Status Quo is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Stephen Hawking's exclamation mark The wormhole is about to blow in a cataclysmic blast of both Hawking AND Frink radiation. We've got to shut it down! According to my calculations here, with the scribbles, a sudden influx of sufficient mass should cause a hypothetical "worm clog." Quite so. But it will require the mass equivalent of a small planet! Specifically, the entire mass of FIVE Homers. Hey, it's rather insensitive of you to talk about my weight like that! I'm talking about the alternate Homers! Oh, yeah, those guys are total pigs. I'd be offended if I wasn't such a pig. Five Homers came out, five must go back in. To the hole! Task: "Make Alternate Cool Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate King Size Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Strongman Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Evil Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Stephen Hawking's exclamation mark So we just jump into that featureless void? Exactly. I couldn't have phrased it better myself. And you said that will safely return us to our home universes? I said no such thing. Move it along! Task: "Make Alternate Cool Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate King Size Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Barbarian Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Strongman Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Evil Homer Sneak Away". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Stephen Hawking's exclamation mark Count off as you jump into oblivion! One! Two! *grunt* Uh... five? Task: "Make Alternate Cool Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Alternate King Size Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Strongman Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes {{{2}}}. Task: "Make Alternate Evil Homer Obtain an Electric Shaver". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark And away they go. That just leaves Regular Homer... and ANOTHER REGULAR HOMER?! Something's wrong! Only four Homer masses went into the hole! Wait a second... look over here, behind this decoration! There's a monocle, a cape, and two mustache halves! Evil Homer must have shaved and removed his costume! He looks exactly like dad now! Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha! You'll never get away with this, Evil Homer! I'm not Evil Homer! You're Evil Homer! Which fatso is which? There's only one way to settle this. An identical sci-fi twin fight! Take this, and this! I got a knuckle sandwich for you! Mmm, knuckle sandwich. Geez, them two identical Homers are pretty evenly matched. Be careful, Homie! You're right near the event horizon! Oh no! One Homer threw the other into the wormhole! Task: "Make One of the Identical Homers Fall Into the Wormhole". The job takes place at the PolyVac, requires Homer and Evil Homer, and takes 8 hours. Hurrah! That makes five Homers' worth of mass. The wormhole is now successfully clogged. Once again, science has saved the day! Everything worked out nicely. But... which Homer are you? The dad one or the evil one? You know, I'm honestly not sure. During the fight I got punched really hard on my bald spot, and now I also have amnesia. Multiple amnesia... the sign of top quality sci-fi writing. Hey dad, when did you put on that monocle? I always wear a monocle. Or do I...? And that's what we call the uncertainty principle. Thanks for playing, everyone! Message Congratulations, you've foiled the evil robots and saved the Multiverse! And Homer's probably fine. NOW BACK TO WORK!!!! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Evil Homer

The Simpsons: Tapped Out SciFi quests
28 Years Later • Across the Multiverse • Alternate Homers • Army of the Five Monkeys • Dark Matters • Do Me a Solid • Judgment Day! • A Matter of Fact • Photo-Sensitive Deficiency • Pillow Talk • Return to Status Quo • Rise of the Machine Dialogue • SciFact Bonus • Smack to the Future • What's the Matter?
Rockstar Maggie	Dial M for Maggie • Purple Reign
LadyBot	Android in the Dungeon
Mooch Bart	The Mooch Who Knew Too Much
President Lisa	Presidential Primaries
Robo Burns	Population Control
Sgt. Skinner	Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club
Frank Grimes	Graveyard Shift • Grime and Punishment
Lampwick	Lampwicked
Buildings/Decorations	3D Printer • Astro-House • Atomic Hula Hoop • Cryogenics • Dome-icile • Elysium Project • Future-Proofed Home • Giant Robot • Global Housing • A Matter of Density • Mech Bart • Mushroom Office Building • Office Towers • Place Crazy Plane • Place Holo-Bench • Retro Style Townhouse • Rocket to Your Doom • Tomorrow's Costington's • Unlock Mini Mecha Hawk