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Return to Status Quo

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Return to Status Quo
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: SciFi
Required characters: Stephen Hawking, Cool Homer, King-Size Homer, Barbarian Homer, Strongman Homer. Evil Homer, Homer
Previous quest(s): Judgment Day! Pt. 6

Return to Status Quo is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Stephen Hawking's exclamation mark
Stephen Hawking - Intense The wormhole is about to blow in a cataclysmic blast of both Hawking AND Frink radiation. We've got to shut it down!
Professor Frink According to my calculations here, with the scribbles, a sudden influx of sufficient mass should cause a hypothetical "worm clog."
Stephen Hawking - Intense Quite so. But it will require the mass equivalent of a small planet! Specifically, the entire mass of FIVE Homers.
Homer - Annoyed Hey, it's rather insensitive of you to talk about my weight like that!
Stephen Hawking I'm talking about the alternate Homers!
Homer Oh, yeah, those guys are total pigs.
King-Size Homer - Annoyed I'd be offended if I wasn't such a pig.
Stephen Hawking - Intense Five Homers came out, five must go back in. To the hole!
Task: "Make Alternate Cool Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Alternate King Size Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Alternate Strongman Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Evil Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Stephen Hawking's exclamation mark
King-Size Homer So we just jump into that featureless void?
Stephen Hawking - Happy Exactly. I couldn't have phrased it better myself.
Cool Homer And you said that will safely return us to our home universes?
Stephen Hawking I said no such thing. Move it along!
Task: "Make Alternate Cool Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Alternate King Size Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Alternate Barbarian Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Alternate Strongman Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Evil Homer Sneak Away". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Stephen Hawking's exclamation mark
Stephen Hawking Count off as you jump into oblivion!
Cool Homer One!
King-Size Homer Two!
Barbarian Homer *grunt*
Strongman Homer Uh… five?
Task: "Make Alternate Cool Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Alternate King Size Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Alternate Strongman Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes {{{2}}}.
Task: "Make Alternate Evil Homer Obtain an Electric Shaver". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Lisa And away they go. That just leaves Regular Homer… and ANOTHER REGULAR HOMER?!
Stephen Hawking Something's wrong! Only four Homer masses went into the hole!
Bart - Surprised Wait a second… look over here, behind this decoration! There's a monocle, a cape, and two mustache halves!
Lisa - Shocked Evil Homer must have shaved and removed his costume! He looks exactly like dad now!
Homer - Laughing Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Homer - Serious You'll never get away with this, Evil Homer!
Homer - Sarcastic I'm not Evil Homer! You're Evil Homer!
Bart - Confused Which fatso is which?
Homer There's only one way to settle this. An identical sci-fi twin fight!
Homer - Angry Take this, and this!
Homer - Angry I got a knuckle sandwich for you!
Homer - Dreamy Mmm, knuckle sandwich.
Moe Geez, them two identical Homers are pretty evenly matched.
Marge - Scared Be careful, Homie! You're right near the event horizon!
Lisa - Shocked Oh no! One Homer threw the other into the wormhole!
Task: "Make One of the Identical Homers Fall Into the Wormhole". The job takes place at the PolyVac, requires Homer and Evil Homer, and takes 8 hours.
Professor Frink Hurrah! That makes five Homers' worth of mass.
Stephen Hawking - Happy The wormhole is now successfully clogged. Once again, science has saved the day!
Homer Everything worked out nicely.
Lisa But… which Homer are you? The dad one or the evil one?
Homer - Confused You know, I'm honestly not sure. During the fight I got punched really hard on my bald spot, and now I also have amnesia.
Comic Book Guy Multiple amnesia… the sign of top quality sci-fi writing.
Lisa - Curious Hey dad, when did you put on that monocle?
Evil Homer - Monocle I always wear a monocle.
Evil Homer - Monocle Devious Or do I…?
Stephen Hawking And that's what we call the uncertainty principle. Thanks for playing, everyone!
Message Congratulations, you've foiled the evil robots and saved the Multiverse! And Homer's probably fine. NOW BACK TO WORK!!!!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Evil Homer