Return to Status Quo
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Return to Status Quo is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After tapping on Stephen Hawking's exclamation mark
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The wormhole is about to blow in a cataclysmic blast of both Hawking AND Frink radiation. We've got to shut it down!
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According to my calculations here, with the scribbles, a sudden influx of sufficient mass should cause a hypothetical "worm clog."
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Quite so. But it will require the mass equivalent of a small planet! Specifically, the entire mass of FIVE Homers.
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Hey, it's rather insensitive of you to talk about my weight like that!
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I'm talking about the alternate Homers!
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Oh, yeah, those guys are total pigs.
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I'd be offended if I wasn't such a pig.
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Five Homers came out, five must go back in. To the hole!
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Task: "Make Alternate Cool Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate King Size Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Strongman Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Evil Homer Line Up at the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Stephen Hawking's exclamation mark
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So we just jump into that featureless void?
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Exactly. I couldn't have phrased it better myself.
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And you said that will safely return us to our home universes?
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I said no such thing. Move it along!
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Task: "Make Alternate Cool Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate King Size Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Barbarian Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Strongman Homer March Toward the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Evil Homer Sneak Away". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Stephen Hawking's exclamation mark
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Count off as you jump into oblivion!
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One!
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Two!
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*grunt*
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Uh… five?
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Task: "Make Alternate Cool Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Alternate King Size Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Alternate Strongman Homer Jump Into the Black Hole". The job takes {{{2}}}. Task: "Make Alternate Evil Homer Obtain an Electric Shaver". The job takes place at the PolyVac and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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And away they go. That just leaves Regular Homer… and ANOTHER REGULAR HOMER?!
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Something's wrong! Only four Homer masses went into the hole!
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Wait a second… look over here, behind this decoration! There's a monocle, a cape, and two mustache halves!
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Evil Homer must have shaved and removed his costume! He looks exactly like dad now!
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Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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You'll never get away with this, Evil Homer!
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I'm not Evil Homer! You're Evil Homer!
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Which fatso is which?
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There's only one way to settle this. An identical sci-fi twin fight!
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Take this, and this!
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I got a knuckle sandwich for you!
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Mmm, knuckle sandwich.
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Geez, them two identical Homers are pretty evenly matched.
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Be careful, Homie! You're right near the event horizon!
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Oh no! One Homer threw the other into the wormhole!
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Task: "Make One of the Identical Homers Fall Into the Wormhole". The job takes place at the PolyVac, requires Homer and Evil Homer, and takes 8 hours.
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Hurrah! That makes five Homers' worth of mass.
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The wormhole is now successfully clogged. Once again, science has saved the day!
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Everything worked out nicely.
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But… which Homer are you? The dad one or the evil one?
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You know, I'm honestly not sure. During the fight I got punched really hard on my bald spot, and now I also have amnesia.
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Multiple amnesia… the sign of top quality sci-fi writing.
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Hey dad, when did you put on that monocle?
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I always wear a monocle.
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Or do I…?
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And that's what we call the uncertainty principle. Thanks for playing, everyone!
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Message
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Congratulations, you've foiled the evil robots and saved the Multiverse! And Homer's probably fine. NOW BACK TO WORK!!!!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Evil Homer
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