Difference between revisions of "Viva Ned Flanders/Quotes"

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Waylon Smithers, Jr.: This must be heartbreaking for you, sir.

Charles Montgomery Burns: I'm just thinking of my employees—all the card sharps, bottom dealers, and shills. Where will they go?

Smithers: They're managing your chain of nursing homes, sir.

Mr. Burns: Excellent.

Marge: Remember how excited we were when this place opened? Then a week later, we just forgot about it.

Lisa: I'm surprised they bothered to move it when they moved the town.

Marge: We'd better stop and get the car washed.

Homer: Aaah, what's the rush? Might rain next week.

Lenny Leonard: Hey, Homer. Car's kinda dirty.

Homer: Really? You think I should get it washed?

Lenny: What's your secret, Flanders? Goat placenta? Monkey sweat?

Carl Carlson: Some kind of electric hat?

Moe Szyslak: Holy water? It's holy water, right?!

Maude Flanders: Well, you may be a bit cautious, but what's wrong with that? Some people like chunky peanut butter, some like smooth.

Ned Flanders: Mmm-hmm. And some people steer clear of that whole hornet's nest. I'll stick with just plain white bread, thank you very much. Maybe with a--

Maude, Rod, and Todd: Glass of water on the side for dippin'.

Ned: Gosh darn it! Am I that pre-diddley-dictable? I've wasted my whole dang diddley life.

Homer: Well, well, well. So flawless Flanders needs help from stinky-pants Simpson.

Ned: Yeah, I, I guess I do.

Homer: Welly, welly, welly... Mr. Clean wants to hang with Dirty Dingus Magee.

Ned: How 'bout it, Homer? Will you teach me the secret of your intoxicating lust for life?

Homer: Wellity, wellity, wellity...

Ned: Stop that! Will you help me or not?

Lisa: Heh, you're not really giving my father power of attorney, are you?

Ned: Of course I... Oh, my stars! I can't do that.

Ned: God Homer, watching you risk your life turned my beat box all the way up to .. Rumba! Yea, I was praying you'd be safe but to be honest, part of me wanted to see ya get splattered.

Homer: Oh, I think someone just had his first taste of blood lust.

Ned: I'll have a Shirley... no, a virgin... no, make it a children's... Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me a... White wine spritzer!

Homer: But Ginger, honey, I am not the catch I appear to be.

Ned: Ginger's my wife.

Homer: Are you sure? Oh, rats.

Graeme Edge: Cold-hearted Homer ditching his wife. While ancient Ned runs for his life.

Justin Hayward: Chips of red and blue and white. But we decide...

John Lodge: Can the poems, it's ass-whuppin' time.

Ray Thomas: I want fatty.

Amber Simpson: And don't you ever try to marry us again!

Ginger Flanders: We found some guys who know how to treat a woman.

Homer: But Amber, I can change!

Ned: Will you shut up?