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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver? | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver? | ||
| − | {{qf|Moe}} ''[slyly]'' I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book? | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[slyly]'' I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book? |
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster. | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster. | ||
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| − | :''[Homer has just lost his bet. | + | :''[Homer has just lost his bet.]'' |
{{qf|Smooth Jimmy Apollo}} Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong. | {{qf|Smooth Jimmy Apollo}} Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} D'OH! Why did you not say that before? | + | {{qf|Homer}} [[D'oh|D'OH!]] Why did you not say that before? |
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football? | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football? | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well... oh, you like ice cream, don't you? |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Uh-huh. |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} And | + | {{qf|Homer}} And don't you like ice cream better when it's covered with hot fudge, and mounds of whipped cream, chopped nuts, and ooh, those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up. [[Mmm...]] crumbled-up cookie things. |
{{qf|Lisa}} So gambling makes a good thing even better. | {{qf|Lisa}} So gambling makes a good thing even better. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us. | {{qf|Homer}} Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us. | ||
{{Season 3|Q}} | {{Season 3|Q}} | ||
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- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know... Denver.
- [Homer phones Moe]
- Homer: Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?
- Moe: [slyly] I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster.
- [Homer has just lost his bet.]
- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong.
- Homer: D'OH! Why did you not say that before?
- Lisa: What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?
- Homer: Well... oh, you like ice cream, don't you?
- Lisa: Uh-huh.
- Homer: And don't you like ice cream better when it's covered with hot fudge, and mounds of whipped cream, chopped nuts, and ooh, those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up. Mmm... crumbled-up cookie things.
- Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better.
- Homer: Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us.
