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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against ''The Never-Ending Story''!" | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} "Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone". | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? ''[looks around the bar]'' Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!" ''[starts drinking beer out of the ashtray]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} "Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman". | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} "Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history". | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} "I'll show them who's 'just a kid!'" | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} "Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!" | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ruth]]}} "I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that ''TIME'' cover story, 'America's Worst City.'" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} "You could see our house in that photo!" | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lawyer}} "Your Honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in, boys!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Aide}} "Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus". | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lawyer}} "You want the People of Springfield versus [[Santa Claus|Kris Kringle]]. That's next door". | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} There was something else...something I was supposed to tiptoe around. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ruth Powers}} My divorce. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's it! Woo-hoo! I'm glad one of us remembered. That could've been embarrassing. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, we're going to that restaurant. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} But I think I'm allergic to seafood. The last time I ate shrimp, my throat closed up, and I went into convulsions. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... shrimp... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Laura Powers]]}} ''[to Bart]'' Are you all right? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart's Brain}} She's beautiful. Say something clever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I fell on my bottom. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart's Brain}} D'oh | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I no longer control the hand... The hand controls me! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Shut up, you little monsters! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[finding a babysitter]'' I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Woman}} Sorry, this isn't Abbie; this is her sister. I look after her now. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Abbie]]}} ''[rocking, but otherwise motionless in her rocking chair]'' No, Bart. Put it down, Bart. Bart, put it down. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Waiter}} I'm sorry, ma'am, but everything on the menu has fish in it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Mmm, what about the bread? Does that have much fish in it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waiter}} Yes. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Don Quixote? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Don Quixote. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Fine! I'll look it up! ''[heads off and consults a reference]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, who was it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Never mind. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[about Jimbo Jones]'' How can you like that guy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Laura}} I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw. You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Jimbo killed him? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Laura}} No. But he poked him with a stick. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Good luck in your trumped-up lawsuit, Dad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[hugs her]'' Thanks. That means a lot to me. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[about Jimbo Jones]'' What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa and Laura}} ''[sigh wistfully]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Mrs. Simpson, in your own words, please tell us what happened after you and your husband were ejected from the restaurant. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} We pretty much went straight home. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Remember, Mrs. Simpson, you're still under oath. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} We drove around until 3:00 in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} And when you couldn't find any? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[crying]'' We went fishing! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Barney}} Maybe your standards are too high! ''[barflies laughs]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} ''[to Bart]'' You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Barney}} Uh oh, my heart just stopped..... oh, there it goes. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Laura}} ''[on the phone]'' Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle? First name... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[whispers]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Laura}} Ivana? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} ''[on the phone]'' Ivana Tinkle, just a sec. ''[calls]'' Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Bart, oh you remembered my birthday? | |
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Huh? Oh, I sure did! Here's a bus schedule. | ||
| + | {{qf|Grampa}} Wow, fits right in my pocket. | ||
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- Lionel Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against The Never-Ending Story!"
- Moe: "Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone".
- Barney: "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? [looks around the bar] Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!" [starts drinking beer out of the ashtray]
- Homer: "Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman".
- Lionel Hutz: "Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history".
- Ruth: "I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that TIME cover story, 'America's Worst City.'"
- Marge: "You could see our house in that photo!"
- Lawyer: "Your Honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in, boys!"
- Aide: "Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus".
- Lawyer: "You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door".
- Homer: There was something else...something I was supposed to tiptoe around.
- Ruth Powers: My divorce.
- Homer: That's it! Woo-hoo! I'm glad one of us remembered. That could've been embarrassing.
- Bart: Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest.
- Homer: Marge, we're going to that restaurant.
- Marge: But I think I'm allergic to seafood. The last time I ate shrimp, my throat closed up, and I went into convulsions.
- Homer: Mmm... shrimp...
- Laura Powers: [to Bart] Are you all right?
- Bart's Brain: She's beautiful. Say something clever.
- Bart: I fell on my bottom.
- Bart's Brain: D'oh
- Bart: I no longer control the hand... The hand controls me!
- Homer: Shut up, you little monsters!
- Homer: [finding a babysitter] I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
- Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abbie; this is her sister. I look after her now.
- Abbie: [rocking, but otherwise motionless in her rocking chair] No, Bart. Put it down, Bart. Bart, put it down.
- Waiter: I'm sorry, ma'am, but everything on the menu has fish in it.
- Marge: Mmm, what about the bread? Does that have much fish in it?
- Waiter: Yes.
- Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill...
- Marge: Don Quixote?
- Homer: No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha.
- Marge: Don Quixote.
- Homer: No!
- Marge: I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote.
- Homer: Fine! I'll look it up! [heads off and consults a reference]
- Marge: Well, who was it?
- Homer: Never mind.
- Bart: [about Jimbo Jones] How can you like that guy?
- Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw. You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?
- Bart: Jimbo killed him?
- Laura: No. But he poked him with a stick.
- Lisa: Good luck in your trumped-up lawsuit, Dad.
- Homer: [hugs her] Thanks. That means a lot to me.
- Bart: [about Jimbo Jones] What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules.
- Lisa and Laura: [sigh wistfully]
- Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, in your own words, please tell us what happened after you and your husband were ejected from the restaurant.
- Marge: We pretty much went straight home.
- Lionel Hutz: Remember, Mrs. Simpson, you're still under oath.
- Marge: We drove around until 3:00 in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
- Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find any?
- Marge: [crying] We went fishing!
- Moe: Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
- Barney: Maybe your standards are too high! [barflies laughs]
- Moe: [to Bart] You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
- Bart: As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way.
- Barney: Uh oh, my heart just stopped..... oh, there it goes.
- Laura: [on the phone] Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle? First name...
- Bart: [whispers]
- Laura: Ivana?
- Moe: [on the phone] Ivana Tinkle, just a sec. [calls] Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
- Grampa: Bart, oh you remembered my birthday?
- Bart: Huh? Oh, I sure did! Here's a bus schedule.
- Grampa: Wow, fits right in my pocket.
