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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead! | |
| − | :'''[[ | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I never liked that Dr. Stupid. |
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| + | :''[Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} The word is irony! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Huh? | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Gee, that sounds like fun! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Gary Coleman]]}} Well, what do we have here? Looks like the biggest ripoff since ''Webster''! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} kind of banged up that Jeep in the driveway. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gary Coleman}} What you talkin' about, Moe? ''[the Simpsons, Moe, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers and Gary burst out laughing then they smile at the camera]'' What you talkin' 'bout, everyone? | |
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- Ralph: Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead!
- Mr. Burns: I never liked that Dr. Stupid.
- [Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment]
- Bart: Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious.
- Lisa: The word is irony!
- Bart: Huh?
- Lisa: Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.
- Bart: All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.
- Bart: You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.
- Marge: Gee, that sounds like fun!
- Bart: Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it.
- Marge: What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.
- Homer: Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.
- Lisa: Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?
- Bart: Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.
- Gary Coleman: Well, what do we have here? Looks like the biggest ripoff since Webster!
- Moe: kind of banged up that Jeep in the driveway.
- Gary Coleman: What you talkin' about, Moe? [the Simpsons, Moe, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers and Gary burst out laughing then they smile at the camera] What you talkin' 'bout, everyone?
