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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sepulveda]]}} Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Jewel on her palm begins to flash.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Sepulveda}} No! Not yet! I'm only 25! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[A large man hauls Sepulveda away. Sepulveda grunts. Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cienega]]}} What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got {{Ch|Kid Rock}} coming up for all you mosh monkeys. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Did you really have to handcuff the children? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sheriff]]}} No, ma'am, I did not. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sheriff}} You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Judge}} Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of [[Florida]] again. | |
| − | [[ | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Fine. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us. |
| + | :''[Changes scenes. The Simpsons are looking at a map of the USA with X's on most states.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, we're still welcome in [[North Dakota]] and [[Arizona]]. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Arizona smells funny. | ||
| + | :''[Marge groans and crosses it off.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}}North Dakota, here we come! | ||
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- Sepulveda: Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!
- [Jewel on her palm begins to flash.]
- Sepulveda: No! Not yet! I'm only 25!
- [A large man hauls Sepulveda away. Sepulveda grunts. Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage.]
- Cienega: What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh monkeys.
- Marge: Did you really have to handcuff the children?
- Sheriff: No, ma'am, I did not.
- Marge: You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"?
- Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass.
- Judge: Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of Florida again.
- Homer: Fine. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us.
- [Changes scenes. The Simpsons are looking at a map of the USA with X's on most states.]
- Marge: Well, we're still welcome in North Dakota and Arizona.
- Homer: Arizona smells funny.
- [Marge groans and crosses it off.]
- Lisa:North Dakota, here we come!
