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Not to be confused with Project After Party.

Project After-Party is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. An alternate version of Pt. 1 and Pt. 2 happened if Part 1 of the Winter 2014 event was missed, after completing the quest Christmas Was Here.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

On December 24, if the Toy Workshop is owned Well, Christmas came. Despite depending on Springfield, it actually came. I guess you elves probably have to start right away making toys for next year. Nah, we're headed to Florida for three months of R and R. We work hard, we party harder. Why not stay and spend your hard-earned money right here in Springfield? We have lots of coupons and our prices are low, low, low thanks to our permanently depressed economy. Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll go to Moe's. It's a little dark and gloomy in there. And we live in underground caves. Pleease? Task: "Make Homer Beg the Elves to Stay". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Enjoy Christmas Fruit Cake". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Okay, Homer, you talked us into it. We'll celebrate our winter break here. You are really good at begging. My complete lack of shame is one of my few useful qualities. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 1 (alt.)[edit]

On December 24, after completing Christmas Was Here Hey, the toy workshop is full of elves. I guess you guys probably have to start right away making toys for next year. You kidding? We're headed to Florida for three months of R and R. We work hard, we party harder. Then why not stay and spend your hard-earned money right here in Springfield? We have lots of coupons and our prices are low, low, low thanks to our permanently depressed economy. I beg you! Begggg you! Well, okay. You are really good at begging. That's how I keep getting elected. Task: "Make Homer High-Five some Elves". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Santa's exclamation mark Homer, you fool. Don't invite the elves to party in Springfield! Have you heard about the town of Kitchimitchi, Florida? No. Of course you haven't! It was destroyed by Elf Spring Break 2007! What do we do? The elves come into town through their elf tunnel. We need something heavy to put on the hatch so they can't push it open. Something really heavy. Comically, ludicrously, impossibly heavy in a way no real thing could be. He's talking 'bout you, dad. Task: "Make Homer Stand on the Elf Cave Hatch". The job takes place at the Elf Cave and takes 4 hours. No good! The elf party power is too much. They've pushed Homer off the hatch and they're all over town! What are you going to do, Santa? Hm. Santa's filling the stockings. Now he's turning with a jerk. And he's laying a finger beside his nose. And giving a nod. Up the chimney he goes. Dude split on us! We are so screwed. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2 (alt.)[edit]

After tapping on Santa's exclamation mark You fools. Don't invite the elves to party in Springfield! Have you heard about the town of Kitchimitchi, Florida? No. Of course you haven't! It was destroyed by Elf Spring Break 2007! What do we do? We need something heavy to put on the hatch so they can't push it open. Something really heavy. Ludicrously, impossibly heavy in a way no real thing could be. He's talking 'bout you, dad. Task: "Make Homer Stand on the Elf Cave Hatch". The job takes place at the Elf Cave and takes 4 hours. No good! The elf party power is too much. They've pushed Homer off the hatch and they're all over town! What are you going to do, Santa? Hm. Santa's filling the stockings. Now he's turning with a jerk. And he's laying a finger beside his nose. And giving a nod. Up the chimney he goes. Dude split on us! We are so screwed. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Wow. Who would've thought elves would party so hard? Topless guys chugging beer! Topless women with stars painted over their boobs! A KBBL broadcast tent! A bikini dance-off on the Duff Party Stage! Homer, get down from that bikini contest. Woo! Spring Break Springfield. Vote for me, party hounds! There's noisy, drunk selfish elfish all over town. We've got to round them up! What do I do when I catch one? Won't it just fly away again? Stuff it in a mason jar. I have a lot of mason jars. I just love canning. Task: "Collect Elves" (x10). Oh, they're hard to catch when they're having this much fun. I'm peeing on someone's lawn! I'm taking that idea to the logical next step! Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark How can you do such a terrible thing as put elves in bottles and shoot them out of a cannon? Relax, young lady. I've aimed the cannon so they will land in soft snowbanks near the North Pole. There, helpful polar bears will shatter the bottles with a swipe of their mighty paws, freeing the elves to defend themselves from the bears' insatiable hunger. Those poor elves, eaten by polar bears! On the other hand, those adorable bears, starving because of global warming... Task: "Make Lisa Agonize Over a Moral Choice". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. Is it possible we could use the cannon to shoot bags of dog food to the polar bears? Possible, yes. Likely, no. Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark My mom has entered so many wet T-shirt contests for the elves that she caught pneumonia. That's terrible. Whose boobs will the elves get to see caressed by wet, clingy cotton? Tend to your mother, Nelson. I shall take her place. Okay. But we get ten percent of any money shoved into your underwear. No, Nelson. That ten percent goes to the church. Task: "Make Homer Perform in Wet T-Shirt Contests". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Homie!! There are elves all over the kitchen, and they're baking something in the oven! It is elven wayfarer's bread, or "yumbas". When you have no other food, it will sustain you on long journeys, or all-night rave dances. Weird food made by magical creeps? I'll try it. Task: "Make Homer Eat Yumbas". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop and takes 10 hours. This elf bread is fantastic! I feel like snuggling for hours! What's in this stuff? Mainly a buttload of pot. Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark SKIN-NER! Why are drunk elves cavorting naked on the monkey bars? One of them is Ralph, so it counts as a student learning about foreign cultures. Just have the Groundskeeper Willie get rid of those leprechauns. I'm Scottish, not Irish. I know nothing about the wee folk of the Celtic Tiger. But you know how to dynamite gophers, so improvise. Task: "Reach Level 10 and Build Shack". Task: "Make Willie Repel Elf Partygoers". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours. Ach, the wee elves have run under me kilt. It's all over for Willie! "Willie's" the name Willie calls his willie. Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark Hey, elves. If your late-night partying has done left you hungry as a wall-eyed mule, why not come down to Cletus's Vittle Shack. We's got all your favorites: Chipmunk on a Stick with dipping sauce... Somethin' Stew... That Thing What I Found in the Crick. So come on down. We're always open, 'cause our door fell off. All food locally sourced and no more'n three or four days dead. Task: "Make Cletus Feed the Elves". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Lisa! I need your help to find another way besides the Elf Cannon to get elves out of Springfield. You agree with me it's not humane? Oh I'm fine with blasting elves to who knows where, but the cannon is balanced for donuts, and no one is spending. The cheap bastards. We have to find a non-premium alternative, and with your expert knowledge I thought you could help. What expert knowledge? You've watched more "Happy Little Elves" TV shows than any girl in history. While you can learn a lot of important life lessons from TV... And freemium games. ...I think we're going to need to do a little more serious research. Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Library". Task: "Make Lisa Research Elves". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Skinner Look at Self Help Books". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Good news, Dad. According to our research, elf infestations like this one always end by the middle of January. No one is sure why, but one theory is they want to be home in time to honor Doctor King. So you don't have to use the Elf Cannon anymore! Okay, Lisa, I'll stop. But I doubt Sky Finger will. That person obviously gets cruel kicks from blasting tiny helpless creatures into space. Sometimes I worry about our world. Task: "Fire the Cannon Without Mercy" (x9). Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Well, Sky Finger continues to show no mercy. Although it is fun to watch those little guys fly. I just hope Sky Finger is careful. What if it accidentally tapped on something that wasn't an actual elf? Yes, indeed. What if... Children! Announcing a new uniform for our special "Bright Future" students, Bart, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney. Now you can proudly wear a belled hat, pointy shoes, and green makeup as proof that your futures will be very unusual. Task: "Make Skinner Try to Dress Bart as an Elf". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark I dunno. There's something about those curly toe shoes that looks familiar. Anyone wearing the uniform will be honored with free chocolate pudding in the cafeteria. Deal. But pudding first. A lot of pudding. Task: "Make Bart Eat Cafeteria Pudding". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 10

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Come on Bart, put on the elf uniform. More pudding. Task: "Make Skinner Try to Dress Bart as an Elf". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours. Task: "Make Bart Eat Cafeteria Pudding". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 10