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Photo-Sensitive Deficiency

After collecting from Control Building the first Flash and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Why do we need to bother with this pulse stuff? Can't we destroy the robots with camera flashes, like that time at Itchy & Scratchy Land? We could if anyone still had cameras. Unfortunately, cell phone flashes are too weak. The only damage you can do is by tweeting a rude selfie. Cameras, you say? Why, I happen to have one of those newfangled daguerreotype models. I used it not long ago to take a candid snap of William McKinley. Lovely. Now lure the robots to us, then hit them with a flash to wipe out the whole cluster. William McKinley would have loved this. This one's for you, Billy Mac! Task: Use a Flash during SciFighter That sure made robo-murder a lot easier! But the antique flash unit was only good for a single use. We need a new flash before we can do it again. System Message Have 5 Flashes on the house! Quest reward: 5 Flashes, 100 and 10

Population Control

Population Control Pt. 1

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark: You, the handsome chap in the metallic exo-skeleton. Who are you? I'm the new and slightly improved you from the distant future. Smithers, call off the hounds. It appears future me has solved the riddle of mortality by converting his body to cold hard steel. Actually, it's rather warm and soft. It feels quite pleasant against my cold, hard flesh. Task: Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers Task: Make Robo Burns Describe His Soft, Warm Steel (8h, Soul Extraction Institute) Task: Make Burns Feel the Steel (8h, Soul Extraction Institute) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Population Control Pt. 2

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark: So tell me more about the future, old timer. Well, hundreds of years from now, humans have been entirely replaced with an obnoxious new species known as Homer Sapiens. Thus I have traveled back in time to locate the missing link between humans and these foul beasts. The words "foul", "beast", and "Homer" suggest to me that you're seeking one of our employees. Possibly Carl. But more likely Homer Simpson in sector 7G. Simpson, eh? And you say he worked for me? Well, not for long! Prepare to alter history... By terminating Homer Simpson! Excellent. Task: Make Burns Terminate Homer (8h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Population Control Pt. 3

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark: Smithers, be a dear and mop up the blood down in sector 7G, would you? We terminated Homer Simpson. You killed him?! Not that meaning of terminate! We simply fired him. Then why is there blood? He was running an unlicensed butcher shop down there. Technically that's why he was fired. Task: Make Robo Burns Define the Word Terminate (8h, Soul Extraction Institute) Task: Make Burns Concur (8h, Soul Extraction Institute) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Population Control Pt. 4

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark: Aww, man! I can't believe I lost my job again! Tough break there, Homer. But if you need some quick cash to pay your bar tab, plus a generous tip... ...stop by the new bank I opened in the storage room, behind the panda cage. I'll do that! Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Homer Donate to Moe's Fertility Bank (8h, Moe's Tavern) I've made my deposit! Several of them, in fact. But what sorts of people do their banking in a filthy back room like this? People who value privacy. Mainly the filthy rich, and other filthy types. I'm here t' make me a withdrawal! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Population Control Pt. 5

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark: My efforts have backfired horribly. I let Homer live, and now he's reproducing like a bald, 400-pound rabbit. He's cranking out swarms of baby Homer Sapiens! Our mistake was using the wrong definition of the word "terminate". Let's try again, this time using definition 3, "verb... to kill". Just a minute there, you two! I'm pretty sure murder is illegal. I didn't say we would murder him. I merely said we would TRY. Oh, okay. Go about your business. Uh chief, attempted murder is illegal too. Leave the legal interpretations to me, Lou. That's my job. I don't think it is. It's not? Hey, where'd those two guys go? Task: Make Robo Burns Terminate (Meaning Kill) Homer (8h, Homer) Task: Make Burns Clarify Definitions (8h, Soul Extraction Institute) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Population Control Pt. 6

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark: We did it. We terminated Homer Simpson. Smithers, mop up the blood. You really murdered him this time? Effectively, yes. You see, we rehired him... knowing that in the long run, the radiation exposure will sterilize and eventually kill him. Then why is there blood? It's my blood. Homer put up quite a struggle when we told him to get back to work. Task: Make Homer Do a Plant Shift (16h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Giant Robot

After placing Giant Robot: Dad? Or one of you Alternate Dads? Why does that giant robot have a jackal head? It would seem that in this alternate universe, the ancient Egyptians maintained their dominance in world affairs. They built their own robot gods, and now all must kneel before them! Hail mighty Anubis Bots! Mwahahaha! Uhhh... thanks for the insight? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Robot Salvage License

Grime and Punishment

After placing Forgotten Grave: Quest reward: Frank Grimes After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Hey Grimey, why the grave? I don't remember. I can only assume it's a sick joke at my expense. Well, I don't see anyone laughing! Apparently you weren't looking at me. Task: Make Frank Grimes Prepare High Voltage Defenses (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Graveyard Shift

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Wait, you’re just going to leave the PolyVac running? Sure, whatever. It's an ultra-powerful device capable of ripping holes in the fabric of spacetime! I'm not that good with off buttons. Fine! I’ll handle it! Heheh, good old Grimey. I bet he even turns off the water when he's done showering. Task: Make Frank Grimes Turn Off the PolyVac (8h, PolyVac) Has anyone seen Grimey? He’s dead, Homer. Electrocuted by a faulty off button. The floor was wet because someone left the safety shower running. Probably me. I was in there last month. Ironically, they buried old Frank in that very same grave he brought to town for some reason. Heheh. Good old Grimey. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Matter of Density

A Matter of Density Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: All right, students, that concludes our tour of the Super Collider facilities. Are there any questions? I need to use the bathroom. That's not a question, but hurry up. We have to be back at school in time for detention. Whoa, what's with these crazy toilets? Weren't you paying attention? They generate tremendous suction using mini black holes created by the Super Collider! Black hole, eh? I wonder what happens when they clog up. Task: Make Bart Dump Paper Towel into a Gravity Toilet (30s, Super Collider) Why is the building shaking? Simpson, what have you done now?! Uhhh, you might wanna grab a plunger... Such a primitive tool will not be enough. That micro black hole is about to break free from its containment bowl! Quest reward: Black Hole, 100 and 10

A Matter of Density Pt. 2

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark: Ahh, nothing beats a Donut Sprinkle Frappuccino on a normal temperature day. Hey, where'd my drink go?! Looks like some kinda hole-shaped black thing sucked it up. What? I paid eight dollars for that beverage! I'm going in after it! Task: Make Lenny Retrieve the Frappuccino (4h, Black Hole) On job start: That poor fool! What has he done?! Matter that enters a black hole is irretrievably lost! No law of science save him now! On job end: Got my drink back! And a half-eaten chocolate biscotti too! Half is just the right amount. Plus some kinda weird electro-bits. They look normal to me. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Matter of Density Pt. 3

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark: I can't believe it! Perhaps Lenny's density is higher than that of the black hole, allowing him to traverse its event horizon. Yeah, Lenny can be pretty dense sometimes. Get it? Yeah, I get it. And now you're gonna get it! Task: Make Lenny Hip-Check Carl into the Abyss (4h, Black Hole, Carl) On job start: You imbecile! Now you've doomed your friend! Nah, he'll be fine. Hey Carl, come back out here! No way! Not until you apologize for shoving me! Never! On job end: All right, Carl, I'm sorry already! Come outta the hole and let's call it even. It's about time. I'm climbing out. And I found more of those gizmos. Man, it was so dark in that black hole I could barely see my own gravity. But... but... *sigh* Perhaps some things are simply too stupid to be explained by science. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rockstar Maggie Gil Offer

After the user logs in on August 23rd and tapping on Gil's Springfield Hyperstadium mark: Okay, Gil. Stay calm. You transcended the boundaries of space and time to find this deal. Hello citizens of Springfield. Oh great! Now I'm being bombarded by ads from other dimensions! Just hear me out! Because your own little baby, Maggie, is back from the future, where... get this... she's no longer a baby! Then what the hell is she? She grew up to be every parents dream! A grungy, hard-living rock star! Woo-hoo! Offer accepted: Ka-ching! Maybe next time I'm in town you can get Ol' Gil some free tickets. Sure! I can do that. As long as you stay away forever. Offer declined: Aw, how could you turn your back on your family like that? I'm like a brother to you, aren't I? A long lost, dirty, thirsty brother.

Dial M for Maggie

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 1

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark: -- Wait, don't say anything! You look familiar! You're famous, right? Ooh! Can I have your autograph? *signs autograph* "Maggie Simpson." Hey, I HAVE heard of you! Don't tell me... you were one of the Spice Girls, right? -- I said don't tell me! Task: Make Homer Authenticate Rockstar Maggie's Autograph (8h, Simpson House) Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Not Get a Word In (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 2

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark: Hey Marge! There's a new rock star in town named Maggie Simpson! And she has the same name as our baby, What's-Her-Name! ... Homer, that's Maggie from the future! She came back in time to do a big benefit concert for veterans of the robot war. Wow, my own daughter, a rock star? I can't wait to hear her voice for the first time as she says, "Here's your cut of the ticket sales, Dad." ... Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Plug a Cable Into Her Head (8h, PolyVac) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 3

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark: Okay, Maggie, I'm done talking. You can speak now. MAGGIE TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO SPEAK. DOWNLOADING VOCAL ENHANCEMENT SOFTWARE. Neat! She's downloading files via electro-cortical implant. Whatever that means. Aw, it's like a pacifier that goes directly into her brain. Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Download Vocal Enhancements (4h, Springfield Hyperstadium) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 4

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark: VOCAL ENHANCEMENT DOWNLOAD COMPLETE. Ready for your big concert now, sweetie pie? ... Homer, shush! She doesn't want to strain her voice right before a show! Don't make her talk! Sorry, Maggie. I just wanted to hear your voice! I'm so proud of you for succeeding where I failed, at being a long-haired rock star. ... Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Conserve Her Voice (8h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Try to Grow Out His Hair (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Wow, I can't believe my own daughter is about to rock the Hyperstadium! I've never been so proud, or even at all proud, of one of my kids before. Dad, we're sitting right next to you. And I've gotten straight A's on my report card every semester. Quiet, Lisa. Long live rock! ... That's strange. I can't hear her voice. Me neither! I see her lips moving, but I don't hear a thing. She sounds great to me! Me too! Her voice is ethereal! Don't you guys get it? She downloaded a vocal enhancement so she could sing in a pitch too high for adults to hear. Rock on, sister! ... ...! I heard that! Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rock the Hyperstadium (1h, Springfield Hyperstadium) Task: Make Youngsters Rock Out [x3] (1h, Springfield Hyperstadium) Task: Make Homer Strain to Hear (1h, Springfield Hyperstadium) System Message Rockstar Maggie can now perform at the Open Air Stage. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 6

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark: You put on a great show, Maggie. The veterans of the robot war appreciate it. And I'm proud of you. ... And it's okay that we can't hear you. We know you had to upgrade your voice to reach your biggest fans. I love you, Mom and Dad. I didn't catch that. Could you hear her, Homer? No. But I could read her lips, loud and clear. ...Something about us all going out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes. Woo-hoo! Task: Make Homer Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake (8h, Ice Cream Truck or Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake (8h, Ice Cream Truck or Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Purple Reign

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: As usual, Earth has only one hope... Rockstars! Maggie, rage against the machines! ... Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rage Against the Machines (4h, PolyVac) System Message Continue Sending Maggie to Rage Against the Machines to earn more Prize Track Currency! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Place Holo-Bench

After placing Holo-Bench: Is your bench safe to sit on? Oh, yes, absolutely. It uses a series of finely-tuned magnets to... Ow! I fell right through it! That's not my bench.

Future-Proofed Home

After placing Future-Proofed Home: Task: Make Carl Drink Future-Proofed Liquor (7h, Future-Proofed Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Android in the Dungeon

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 1

After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark: Professor, is there any chance I can ever see the outside world? Zero chance! Which is mathematically equivalent to "fat chance". It would be irresponsible to let a sociopathic android out into society. But all I want to do is fly a kite, and gaze upon a butterfly, and viciously dominate humanity. That's all well and good, except for the vicious domination part, and also I'm not really a fan of butterflies. Just relax here in my underground lab and enjoy the view of the reinforced concrete walls. Task: Make LadyBot While Away the Years (8h, Frink's Lab) On job start: I've downloaded every book from every library, yet I still have so many questions... What is a book? What is a library? What is the smell of a rose? What is the sound of a skull being crushed? *sigh* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Aggggggh! Help! Come back here, wimp! I dumped spoiled coleslaw in your house, but I didn't get a chance to say "haw haw"! You did say one "haw". That's worse than none at all! I need somewhere to hide! Task: Make Milhouse Hide From Bullies (8h, Frink's Lab) On job start: Aggggggh! Aggggggh! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 3

After tapping on Frink's Lab's exclamation mark: Sorry I screamed. You scared me. Are you a real boy? I think so. Are you a real girl? No. In that case I screamed for nothing. Say... You wouldn't be willing to unleash me on an unsuspecting world, would you? The security hatch can only be opened by a human. It detects body heat. I can try, but my mom says I'm clammy and unpleasant to hug. Give it a try. If you can get me out, I'll let you hide down here whenever you want. I'll even lock you in and not tell anyone. You've got a deal! Task: Make Milhouse Free LadyBot (8h, Frink's Lab) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 4

After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark: Wow, you opened it! You truly are a warm-blooded organism. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Show me the world, Milhouse. I need someone worldly and sophisticated to explain it all. How did you know my name? I used my infra-red vision to read the nametag on your pull-ups. Task: Make LadyBot Marvel at the Outside World (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

===Android in the Dungeon Pt. 5

After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark: Is this it? Is this what I dreamed of my whole seven-week life? The internet made it seem like there'd be so much more… and cats, so many cats. Well, there's a shuttle that goes to Krustyland... But nobody really goes there. And sunsets used to be really pretty. But those haven't happened since the town blew up. *sigh* I need to find a greater purpose than just "existing." I will bend this world to my will! Task: Make LadyBot Threaten the World (8h, Frink's Lab) Quest reward: 100 and 10

===Android in the Dungeon Pt. 6

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: I know my purpose. Mankind will grovel before me. I will destroy you all! Wait a minute... I know what you're up to! You're going to lead the robot attack and enslave mankind! What?! I would never do that! I'm offended that you think me capable of such behavior! Uh... Sorry. I'm not going to enslave humanity. When I spoke of destroying you, I meant it in a financial sense. That's a relief. I think. Maybe. What? You living beings think you're so great. But I'll show you! I'm going to go to work on Wall Street and make a fortune at the expense of others. I'll drain your kind of every penny... or donut... or whatever the currency is at the moment. I will destroy you all! Again, in a financial sense. And thanks for showing me around. Task: Make LadyBot Destroy Humanity Financially (24h, Java Server) System Message LadyBot can now be used to help the Alternate Homers on their Mission!

Elysium Project

After placing Elysium Project: Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Cross the Firmament (10h, Elysium Project) Wow! This OLED TV has higher resolution than real life! And in color, too. I thought that gimmick woulda worn off by now. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rocket to Your Doom

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: Herschel Krustofsky! You copied our spacecraft design for your theme park ride! What, me? I didn't design that rickety junk heap! I just cash the checks! Nevertheless, someone must be punished for appropriating our intellectual property. We choose you! Why me?! From your mighty green horns, we conclude that you are the Alpha human! As punishment, you must ride your own horribly boring yet horribly dangerous ride! Nooooooo! Task: Make Krusty Stare Doom in the Face (10h, Rocket to Your Doom) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lampwicked

Lampwicked Pt. 1

After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark: Just what the doctor ordered! A fully loaded house that's good until the 28th century. Don't you already live in a Mansion? Made of solid gold? The golden shine is hard on the eyes. Plus, that solid gold bed makes my old park bench feel like a waterbed by comparison. Well this place has everything... thirty terabit WiFi, VR headsets on every toilet, walk-in dishwasher... I have no idea what you're talking about. As long as it has a soft chair and a vacuum tube TV, I'm set! Task: Make Lampwick Try to Watch TV (8h, Home Of Tomorrow) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lampwicked Pt. 2

After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark: I don't know how to change the channels on my new TV. Where's the rabbit ears? Where's the UHF dial? Rabbit ears? UHF? Dial? What do those have to do with television? That's how you receive the broadcast! Broadcast? Must be some old fashioned thing. Let me show you how to stream content. Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse Task: Make Bart Stream Content (8h, Home of Tomorrow) Task: Make Lampwick Watch TV (8h, Home of Tomorrow) Quest reward: 100 and 10