Difference between revisions of "The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders"

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The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It requires the Ski Lift to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Hey, the ski lift is up and running. Time to zip into my aerodynamic ski suit and ascend unto the heavens. It's a tight fit, tighter than a halo on a fat angel. Gotta bend, stretch, and wiggle my behind to get into it. But once I'm in, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Wonder who I'm saying all this stuff too. Task: "Make Ned Wiggle Into His Ski Suit". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Oh, why do I have to peek in through Flanders' windows? Stupid sexy Flanders. Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Invade Homer's Dreams". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Stupid Sexy Flanders' exclamation mark Alright, off to ski some virgin powder. After I marry it, of course. Ned! The Lady's Bible Study Group needs your help. What can I do for you, pray-boreenos? Our only bible has fallen through a crack in the floor. Can you bend way over to get it out? Don't worry if you have to wriggle a lot to do it. Lucky I'm wearing this incredibly flexible suit. It's like I'm wearing nothing at all! It's like he's wearing nothing at all! It's like he's wearing nothing at all! It's like he's wearing nothing at all! Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Search for a Bible". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Church Ladies Ogle Flanders" (x5). The jobs take place at the First Church of Springfield and take 2 hours. Well, that was a struggle. Almost like someone was down under the floor trying to fight me for the good book. Of course not. Trust me, we'd know. We all got a fantastic look. Next time it's someone else's turn down under here. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Ogle Flanders" task are:

Pt. 4

After tapping on Stupid Sexy Flanders' exclamation mark Now to hit some extreme skiing pistes. Can't believe I said "piste". It's French, and that's not even the worst thing about it. Mr. Flanders! Could I get some help changing the tire on Mr. Burns car? Okily-tirejack-strokily. Lucky I'm wearing this ski suit, because there's going to be a lot of bending over and straining and heaving. Yes. Feels like you're wearing nothing at all. Task: "Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor". Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Change a Tire". The job takes place at Burns Manor, requires Smithers, and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Stupid Sexy Flanders' exclamation mark: What a lot of delays in getting to the ski slopes. Ned, I hope you don't feel you've been rather... looked over. No, I'm no Pontius Pilate when it comes to people admiring the results of my pilates. My bod is made by God, and there's no burning bush if people want to look at my tush. Good rhyming. Maybe you should go skiing now. Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Catch the Ski Lift". The job takes place at the Ski Lift and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20