Difference between revisions of "Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield"

{{TB|It's changed for the worse. Take a look at this file.}}

{{TB|It's changed for the worse. Take a look at this file.}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Freaked Out}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Freaked Out}}

{{TB|I'm gonna be sick. Why doesn't anything ever change for the better?}}

{{TB|I'm gonna be sick. Why doesn't anything ever change for the better?}}

{{TB|There's not enough medicine and whiskey in the world to burn away what I just saw. I'm not doing this anymore!}}

{{TB|There's not enough medicine and whiskey in the world to burn away what I just saw. I'm not doing this anymore!}}

{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Confused}}

{{TB|Uh-oh, medicine and whiskey kicking in. Where am I? What just happened?}}

{{TB|Uh-oh, medicine and whiskey kicking in. Where am I? What just happened?}}

{{TB|I'm not a rat, I'm a weasel! Not that that's better.}}

{{TB|I'm not a rat, I'm a weasel! Not that that's better.}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}}

{{TB|Cops?! How did you find us?}}

{{TB|Cops?! How did you find us?}}

{{TB|All right, Chief, we're here with backup! Where'd the gangsters go?}}

{{TB|All right, Chief, we're here with backup! Where'd the gangsters go?}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eating}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eating}}

{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}

{{TB|I don't see any weasel.}}

{{TB|I don't see any weasel.}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eating}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eating}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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{{TB|We cracked your word jumble codes and it led us right to you! Now hands up!}}

{{TB|We cracked your word jumble codes and it led us right to you! Now hands up!}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}

{{TB|Ammmm-azing! And the unicycle isn't bad either.}}

{{TB|Ammmm-azing! And the unicycle isn't bad either.}}

{{TB|Food-based entertainment is my weakness.}}

{{TB|Food-based entertainment is my weakness.}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}

{{TB|Foiled by the worthless unicycle.}}

{{TB|Foiled by the worthless unicycle.}}

{{THT|After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}

{{THT|After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}

{{TB|This weasel never talks, coppers!}}

{{TB|This weasel never talks, coppers!}}

{{TB|And this time you don't have a hypnotic treat-juggling mascot to distract me!}}

{{TB|And this time you don't have a hypnotic treat-juggling mascot to distract me!}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}

{{TB|How do I not see these things coming?}}

{{TB|How do I not see these things coming?}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out Snitchy the Weasel Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Surprised}}

{{TB|What?! No! Snitchy the Snitch has become Snitchy the LIAR!}}

{{TB|What?! No! Snitchy the Snitch has become Snitchy the LIAR!}}

{{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Nervous}}

{{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Nervous}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Snitchy Frame Frankie the Squealer|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Frankie the Squealer Wonder If He Did It|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Frankie the Squealer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Make Frankie Take the Fall|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Celebrate an Actual Win|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Be Surprised They Arrested Anyone|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lou]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Snitchy Frame Frankie the Squealer|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Frankie the Squealer Wonder If He Did It|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Frankie the Squealer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Make Frankie Take the Fall|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Celebrate an Actual Win|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Be Surprised They Arrested Anyone|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lou]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Nervous}}

{{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Nervous}}