Difference between revisions of "Krusty Gets Kancelled/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
(new) |
m (→top: replaced: Luke Perry → {{Ch|Luke Perry}}) |
||
| (9 intermediate revisions by 7 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | {{TabQ | + | {{TabQ}} |
| − | | | + | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Marge in Chains|Homer's Barbershop Quartet}} |
| − | }} | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Are those our ratings? Lemme see. ''[reads page]'' I lost to Channel ''Ocho''? What the hell is that? ''[turns on TV]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} Dos huevos, por favor. ''[one, two –]'' ¡Ay—! Ohh, que lastima ... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} ''[chuckles]'' I gotta steal that bit. | |
| − | + | ---- | |
| − | : | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Moe, look over there! (as a distraction) |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon... What? What, is that it? | |
| − | + | :''[Homer walks into [[Moe's Tavern]]]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey Moe, can I look, too? | |
| − | : | + | {{qf|Moe}} Sure, but it'll cost ya. |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} My wallet's in the car. | |
| + | :''[Homer runs out]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} He is so stupid. And now back to the wall. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Ugh, 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like what's-his-name and whose-it, and you know that guy, always wore a shirt? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ed Sullivan? | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Here's your taco, mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I didn't know you knew {{Ch|Luke Perry}}. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Pffp, know him?! He's my worthless half-brother. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} He's a big TV star. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Yeah, on [[FOX|Fox]]. (Sticks out tongue) | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Everyone is saying "[[Gabbo]] this" and "Gabbo that" – but no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that". | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jasper]]}} What's this about Gabbo? | |
| − | {{Season 4 Q}} | + | {{Season 4|Q}} |
Latest revision as of 19:46, January 21, 2024
|
|||||||||
|
|
|
- Krusty: Are those our ratings? Lemme see. [reads page] I lost to Channel Ocho? What the hell is that? [turns on TV]
- Bumblebee Man: Dos huevos, por favor. [one, two –] ¡Ay—! Ohh, que lastima ...
- Krusty: [chuckles] I gotta steal that bit.
- Bart: Moe, look over there! (as a distraction)
- Moe: What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon... What? What, is that it?
- [Homer walks into Moe's Tavern]
- Homer: Hey Moe, can I look, too?
- Moe: Sure, but it'll cost ya.
- Homer: My wallet's in the car.
- [Homer runs out]
- Moe: He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.
- Krusty: Ugh, 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like what's-his-name and whose-it, and you know that guy, always wore a shirt?
- Bart: Ed Sullivan?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Here's your taco, mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow!
- Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry.
- Krusty: Pffp, know him?! He's my worthless half-brother.
- Lisa: He's a big TV star.
- Krusty: Yeah, on Fox. (Sticks out tongue)
- Reverend Lovejoy: Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that" – but no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".
- Jasper: What's this about Gabbo?
