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| − | + | :''[Bart sings on the stage.]'' | |
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Satan, eat my shorts! | ||
| + | ::I was a sinner, a real bad kid. | ||
| + | ::What thou shalt not, Ishalt did. | ||
| + | ::Neighbors cat I tried to neuter, | ||
| + | ::Took a whiz on the school's computer. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]}} He took a whiz, oh yes he did. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} But now I changed, you can't deny. | ||
| + | ::Come on up and testify. | ||
| + | {{qf|Sherri and Terri}} Testify, testify, come on up and testify! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Abe]]}} My hip's misbehavin'. | ||
| + | :''[Bart kicks his cane away.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Sherri and Terri}} Testify! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Patty]]}} Got a nicotine cravin'. | ||
| + | :''[Bart slaps the cigarette out of her mouth.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Sherri and Terri}} Testify! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} There's a cramp in my glavin'. | ||
| + | :''[Bart kicks Professor Frink in the back side.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Testify! | ||
| + | {{qf|Crowd}} Testify! Testify! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} My glasses make me look like a geek! | ||
| + | :''[Bart tosses Milhouse's glasses away.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Now you'll get the girls you seek! | ||
| + | {{qf|Sherri and Terri}} We'll see you at make out creek! | ||
| + | {{qf|Crowd}} Bart's the boy of the hour. | ||
| + | ::He's got the power. | ||
| + | ::So raise your voice and don't be shy, | ||
| + | ::Tes-ti. . . Tes-ti. . . | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart and Crowd}} Tes-ti-fy! | ||
| + | {{qf|Crowd}} Testify, testify, come on up and testify! | ||
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- [Bart sings on the stage.]
- Bart: Satan, eat my shorts!
- I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
- What thou shalt not, Ishalt did.
- Neighbors cat I tried to neuter,
- Took a whiz on the school's computer.
- Sherri and Terri: He took a whiz, oh yes he did.
- Bart: But now I changed, you can't deny.
- Come on up and testify.
- Sherri and Terri: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
- Abe: My hip's misbehavin'.
- [Bart kicks his cane away.]
- Sherri and Terri: Testify!
- Patty: Got a nicotine cravin'.
- [Bart slaps the cigarette out of her mouth.]
- Sherri and Terri: Testify!
- Professor Frink: There's a cramp in my glavin'.
- [Bart kicks Professor Frink in the back side.]
- Bart: Testify!
- Crowd: Testify! Testify!
- Milhouse: My glasses make me look like a geek!
- [Bart tosses Milhouse's glasses away.]
- Bart: Now you'll get the girls you seek!
- Sherri and Terri: We'll see you at make out creek!
- Crowd: Bart's the boy of the hour.
- He's got the power.
- So raise your voice and don't be shy,
- Tes-ti. . . Tes-ti. . .
- Bart and Crowd: Tes-ti-fy!
- Crowd: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
