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| − | :'' | + | :''[Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.]'' |
| − | :''' | + | {{qf|Woman}} My baby! |
| − | :'''Barney'' | + | {{qf|[[Jose Canseco]]}} Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby! |
| − | + | :''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Woman}} Thank you! | |
| − | + | :''[Cat mewling is heard.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Woman}} My cat! | |
| − | :''Barney knocks Boggs out'' | + | {{qf|Jose Canseco}} Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat! |
| − | + | :''[Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Woman}} Thank you Mr. Canseco! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''["Camptown Races" is heard.]'' |
| + | {{qf|Woman}} My player-piano! | ||
| + | {{qf|Jose Canseco}} Oh, man! | ||
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| + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Springfield Hospital]]. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Er Mike try to lift your arm. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mike Scioscia]]}} Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate | ||
| + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation poisoning. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mike Scioscia}} Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow? | ||
| + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} ''[laughs]'' No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath! | ||
| + | {{qf|Mike Scioscia}} Oh...man... | ||
| + | {{qf|Nurse}} Doctor come quick! [[Ken Griffey Jr.]] needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic. | ||
| + | :''[Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh my lord, gigantism! | ||
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| + | :''[Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken Barney Gumble.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was {{W|Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston|Lord Palmerston}}! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Wade Boggs|Boggs]]}} {{W|William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder}}! | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} Lord Palmerston! | ||
| + | {{qf|Boggs}} Pitt the Elder!! | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} O.K. You asked for it Boggs! | ||
| + | :''[Barney knocks Boggs out.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder. | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} Lord Palmerston!!! | ||
| + | :''[Barney knocks Moe out too.]'' | ||
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- [Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.]
- Woman: My baby!
- Jose Canseco: Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.
- Woman: Thank you!
- [Cat mewling is heard.]
- Woman: My cat!
- Jose Canseco: Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat!
- [Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.]
- Woman: Thank you Mr. Canseco!
- ["Camptown Races" is heard.]
- Woman: My player-piano!
- Jose Canseco: Oh, man!
- [Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.]
- Dr. Hibbert: Er Mike try to lift your arm.
- Mike Scioscia: Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate
- Dr. Hibbert: Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation poisoning.
- Mike Scioscia: Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?
- Dr. Hibbert: [laughs] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath!
- Mike Scioscia: Oh...man...
- Nurse: Doctor come quick! Ken Griffey Jr. needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic.
- [Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.]
- Dr. Hibbert: Oh my lord, gigantism!
- [Wade Boggs is arguing in Moe's Tavern with a drunken Barney Gumble.]
- Barney: And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
- Boggs: Pitt the Elder!
- Barney: Lord Palmerston!
- Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!
- Barney: O.K. You asked for it Boggs!
- [Barney knocks Boggs out.]
- Moe: Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder.
- Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!
- [Barney knocks Moe out too.]
