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The Springfield Job

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The Springfield Job
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Springfield Jobs
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Homer, Aristotle Amadopolis, Heisters, Apu
Optional characters: Mr. Burns
Next quest(s): Don't Go Baroque

The Springfield Job is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Springfield Jobs content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Mr. Burns - Angry Smithers! Why is it so quiet in here?
Smithers Because mute is the default option in 2018.
Mr. Burns - Angry Enough of your meta-humor. I mean, the core is obviously melting down! Where are the alarms?!
Smithers Simpson must've turned off the alarms to help him focus on stopping the meltdown.
Homer - Confused Meltdown? I thought that was an alarm clock trying to wake me up from my nap.
Task: "Make Homer Pull Levers to Stop a Meltdown". The job takes place at the Control Building or Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Homer - Happy Stopped the meltdown. The forty-ninth lever was the charm.
Homer - Confused Wonder what pulling the first forty-eight levers did.
Aristotle Amadopolis What idiot activated the waste sludge dumper? It filled my Mercedes with radioactive mud!
Mr. Burns - Angry Aristotle Amadopolis, my fellow nuclear plant owner! What are you doing here?
Aristotle Amadopolis - Annoyed The usual. Regretting I ever came.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Aristotle Amadopolis

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Aristotle Amadopolis Burnsie, I came here with a proposal.
Mr. Burns I have a proposal too: stop calling me “Burnsie”.
Aristotle Amadopolis Burnsie, I'm bored with being a nuclear plant owner. We bend the law, but we never break it.
Mr. Burns Speak for yourself. I've committed crimes so terrible they haven't even been invented yet.
Aristotle Amadopolis Then I think you'll enjoy what I have in mind.
Task: "Make Aristotle Amadopolis Propose a Heist". The job takes place at the Control Building or Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Agree to a Heist". The job takes place at the Control Building or Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Casually Overhear About a Heist". The job takes place at the Control Building or Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Mr. Burns So we are agreed. We each put together a team of criminals and try to be the first to rob the Museum of Super Fine Arts in Little Italy.
Aristotle Amadopolis Whoever gets the loot first is the winner of our little contest.
Aristotle Amadopolis And then we give the loot back, of course, since this is all in fun.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Oh, I'll return the loot. Even if during the heist you have a terminal “accident”.
Aristotle Amadopolis - Annoyed Why would that happen?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed I'm putting Homer Simpson on my team. That pretty much guarantees someone will get hurt.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Bart, can you keep a secret?
Bart If you haven't figured that out by now, there's no point in me telling you.
Homer I knew I could trust you. Mr. Burns wants me to help him do a heist. Should I do it?
Bart Sure. If there's one thing I know about crime, it's that the big fish get caught and the little fish get away.
Homer Hey, it's a contest between two teams put together by a withered skinbag and a Greek playboy. What could go wrong?
Task: "Make Homer Practice Heisting". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Aristotle Amadopolis Hire Goons". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Aristotle Amadopolis Listen up, you Calabresi mobsters, if you want in on this job.
Aristotle Amadopolis It's a simple art heist. No whacking, no kisses of death, and no going to the mattresses.
Dante Calabresi Jr. - Sad What if we're sleepy?
Dante Calabresi Sr. Shut up, idiota! Don't worry, Mr. A. We'll play nice.
Primo Until the job is over. But then we have a bone to pick with Fat Tony and his gang!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Aristotle Amadopolis - Happy Okay, mobsters. What's the plan for the heist?
Dante Calabresi Jr. Woah, slow down. We have to get in the stealing mood, with a practice extra-legal side gig.
Dante Calabresi Sr. Anything we grab, we can fence down at the mall, at Plunderer Pete's.
Dante Calabresi Jr. They don't care what truck your stuff “fell off”, they'll buy it.
Dante Calabresi Sr. And then write a cutesy shoppers guide about it.
Task: "Make Heisters Plan Heists" (x4). The jobs take place at a Brown House, Museum of Super Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield, or Monte Burns' Resort Casino and take 4 hours.
Task: "Build Plunderer Pete's". It takes 6 seconds.
Mr. Burns You've assembled quite a team of hoodlums, Aristotle, but I'll still beat you to robbing that museum.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I've hired the most depraved scoundrels in Springfield for my team.
Mr. Burns The barflies at Moe's tavern.
Quest reward: Picture of Paintings100/Crownless Jewel100/Monte Burns' Casino Chip100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Justice Agent Citizen! I am an agent of the International Court of Justice. My jurisdiction is “Little Italy” and all other “Little Tourist Traps”.
Homer - Scared The foreign fuzz. They're not like American cops. You can't bribe them with donuts.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Relax. Perhaps a crime wave in a nearby town will draw them away.
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Pay Small Time Thieves to Jump Town". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Tap Justice Agents in Springfield" (x10).
Task: "Send Crooks to Other Springfields" (x3).
Quest reward: Picture of Paintings100/Crownless Jewel100/Monte Burns' Casino Chip100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Apu - Angry Why did I agree to be in on this heist? The only safe-cracking I know about is telling politically correct jokes to my wife.
Homer Have you thought about beating the safe door with one of your hot dogs?
Apu I want to open the safe, not reduce it to rubble.
Task: "Make Apu Practice Safe Cracking on His Register". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Place Gondola in Bonus Area".
Task: "Place Any Grand Canal in Bonus Area".
Task: "Reach 1.00% Bonus".
Apu Taking a gondola ride and listening to a yokel pretending to be a gondolier sing “Volaré” has totally chilled me out.
Apu - Happy I am ready to safe-crack my way into Fort Knox!
Apu Or even more challenging, the safe at the Kwik-E-Mart where they keep the twenty-dollar bills.
Quest reward: Picture of Paintings100/Crownless Jewel100/Monte Burns' Casino Chip100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Recruits, all good heists need an elaborate plan, which Smithers here is preparing.
Smithers - Sad Once again, I have to protest being made an accessory to a crime.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed And I protest you being a namby-pamby poo-head. Now get on with it!
Smithers Fine. Now, before we do anything we have to stake out the target.
Homer - Dreamy Mmm, steak out.
Task: "Make Heisters Plan Heists" (x4). The jobs take place at a Brown House, Museum of Super Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield, or Monte Burns' Resort Casino and take 4 hours.
Task: "Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Museum of Super Fine Arts".
Quest reward: Picture of Paintings100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers! We must make our move to rob the museum tonight.
Smithers - Annoyed But the team hasn't memorized the plan.
Homer We haven't even memorized the title of the plan: “The Plan”.
Mr. Burns - Angry There's no time. I've learned that Aristotle and his goons are going in tomorrow.
Lenny Wow, you must have some spies.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed No, he just called me up and said “Nyah nyah, we're going in tomorrow”.
Task: "Unlock Act 1 Finale".
Aristotle Amadopolis Neither of us managed to rob the museum. It seems I overestimated you…
Mr. Burns And I you. Does this mean our contest is over?
Aristotle Amadopolis No! We will try a heist in a new location. One far from Little Italy and its fattening calzones.
Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep robbing the museum to keep getting those Pictures of Paintings. Act 2 starts soon!
Quest reward: Picture of Paintings200 and XP20

Heisters[edit]

"Heisters" include:

Homer, Apu, Mr. Burns, Moe, Lenny, Carl, Smithers, Snake, Aristotle Amadopolis, Primo, Ruth Powers, Molloy, Johnny Tightlips, Sven Golly, Wheels McGrath, Dante Calabresi Sr., Dante Calabresi Jr., and Pope

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the film The Italian Job.