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It Only Rains Everyday
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| It Only Rains Everyday
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It Only Rains Everyday is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Springfield Jobs content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting Act 2
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Burnsie, our contest is still on. Whoever heists the most loot wins.
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Very well. But now our target will be the jewels in the Little Tower of Little London.
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I still think this is a terrible idea.
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YOU'RE a terrible idea! And another thing: I'm throwing Simpson off the team.
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Who'd have thought that he could be worse at something than his actual job?
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Task: "Unlock Tower of Springfield".
Task: "Make Heisters Plan Heists" (x4). The jobs take place at Museum of Super Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield, or Monte Burns' Resort Casino and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Celebrate Being Off the Team". The job takes place at Fat Tony's Compound or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Woo hoo! I'm out of the caper! Now to celebrate by eating a jar of capers.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer Simpson, a word with you if you please.
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What if I don't please?
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Then say goodbye to your kneecaps.
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I can't live with uncapped knees! What do you want?
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I hear a heist is in the works. Tell me all the details.
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| Task: "Make Homer Spill the Beans". The job takes place at Fat Tony's Compound or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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So, Amadopolis and the Calabresi gang are planning to rob the Little Tower of Little London…
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No one does a heist on our territory, boss!
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I am aware of that. In fact, I'm the one that told that to you, you goat cheese.
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You're so amazing, Boss, I can't help repeating things you say. So, what do we do, you goat cheese?
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We do the heist first, with the help of the fatso.
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I assume you're referring to some other fatso, sir.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Simpson, you're the one with heist experience, so I'm putting you in charge.
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Okay. One question: is the “wheel man” the guy that goes “whee” when the job is over?
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Don't make me regret my decision. Regrets make me want to whack fatsos.
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I'M in charge. If anyone whacks me, it will be me.
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Task: "Make Homer “Plan” Heist". The job takes place at Fat Tony's Compound or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Heisters Plan Heists" (x4). The jobs take place at Museum of Super Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield, or Monte Burns' Resort Casino and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Lou, we've got a crime wave. I have a confidential tip that a major heist is in the works.
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It's not a confidential tip, it's something I told you at this morning's staff meeting.
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Lou, we're not here to worry about who gets credit, we're here to get my name in the paper.
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I'm installing a Police Call Box in the heart of the crime district.
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It's a place we can hide in if we see some scary crime.
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Task: "Place Police Call Box in Bonus Area".
Task: "Reach 1.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Here's the plan: we grab the Queen's Royal Carriage and use it to sneak into the Tower.
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Nice. The Tower guards will think we're the Queen coming for a visit.
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Plus, I hear she keeps snacks in the carriage glove compartment.
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Task: "Make Homer Boost the Queen's Ride". The job takes place at the Tower of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Unlock Queen's Carriage".
Task: "Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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So far, so good, Homer. We're in the carriage. Now to sneak into the Tower.
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We can't sneak! Homer's so heavy the carriage is dragging on the ground.
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It's not my fault! I loaded up on carbs so I'd have plenty of energy for the heist.
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How's that working out?
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My full tummy is making me sleepy.
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| Task: "Unlock Act 2 Finale".
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Phew, we all got away safely!
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Except Louie. They beheaded him on Tower Green.
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The guards are on alert. We'll never steal the Crown Jewels now.
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Then we'll have to finish our contest somewhere else. It's time for sudden death.
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Careful, sir, that's exactly what the doctor said during your last visit.
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You have completed Act 2! Keep robbing the tower to keep getting those Crown-less Jewels. Act 3 starts soon!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Heisters[edit]
"Heisters" include:
| Homer, Apu, Mr. Burns, Moe, Lenny, Carl, Smithers, Snake, Aristotle Amadopolis, Primo, Ruth Powers, Molloy, Johnny Tightlips, Sven Golly, Wheels McGrath, Dante Calabresi Sr., Dante Calabresi Jr., Pope, Fat Tony, Legs, Louie, Michael D'Amico, Frankie the Squealer, Guy Incognito, Jack the Ripper, Geoffrey Chaucer, Oscar Wilde, and Arthur Fortune
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