| Zero Mile High Club
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Zero Mile High Club is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Springfield Jobs content update. It requires Wheels McGrath to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark
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Wheels McGrath! What are you doing in Springfield?
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Same thing I always do: opening a nightclub in an old abandoned airliner.
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That's the American way: stick with your plan no matter how terrible.
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I found an old DC8 sitting in the jungle south of Springfield.
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Now all I have to do is carve a pathway out to it.
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| Task: "Make Wheels McGrath Machete Around". The job takes 4 hours.
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There it is. A nice wide jungle path straight to my new nightclub.
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I love my machete. Keeps me in shape, and my mind sharp. What do you do to stay on edge, Abe?
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Nothin'! My mind's as sharp as the day I… forget who you are.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark
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Almost time to open my jungle airliner nightclub. Let's go over the launch checklist.
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Pathway cut, check. Band hired, check. Band stiffed out of paychecks, check.
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Now I just have to get some booze. Only problem is, no money to buy it.
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Time to use the skills I learned as a world traveler… and raid some hotel room minibars.
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| Task: "Make Wheels McGrath Raid the Minibars". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark
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Welcome aboard my nightclub airplane, frequent funsters.
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Do not check for your nearest exit, because we'll be partying all night.
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Remember, Federal regulations forbid moping in the lavatories.
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So start the music, because it's time for you to get as high as your pilot.
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Task: "Make Springfielders Put Trays in Party Position" (x3). The jobs take place at The First Class Lounge and take 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Wheels McGrath Party in First Class Cabin". The job takes place at The First Class Lounge and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark
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What a great night at my airplane nightclub. The only thing that got hijacked was people's bad moods.
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And their credit card numbers, which I'll be selling to international criminals.
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The jig is up, McGrath! I'm coming aboard your airplane!
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Although it's a long climb up those air stairs. Any chance you could come down here?
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The fuzz! Time to take off -- in my night club airplane!
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| Task: "Make Wheels McGrath Prepare to Depart". The job takes place at The First Class Lounge and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the concept of the "mile high club", slang for people who have had sex on board an aircraft during flight.
