| The Lone Danger
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Lone Danger is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires Bart's Tree House and The Kid With No Name to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After obtaining The Kid With No Name
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Call me... The Kid With No Name. Righter of wrongs. Protector of the meek. Shooter of buttwads.
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Kid With No Name! I need your help!
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The bullies have been mocking me at my dance recitals. Can you teach them a lesson?
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What's in it for the Kid?
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I thought vigilantes didn't ASK to be paid. I am the meek, sir. You should protect me pro bono.
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Hey the Kid is just starting out. Once the Kid gets on his feet, maybe he'll be in a position to work for free.
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Fine. How about a week's worth of homework?
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The Kid With No Name accepts.
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| Task: "Make Kid With No Name Send Bullies a Message". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
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Haw haw! Martin cares about something!
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Time for you to leave the recital, punk. No refunds.
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Whoa. Did you just pull a GUN on me? Ever heard of a proportional response, psycho?
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The Kid's anger gets away from him sometimes. It's something the Kid is working on in therapy. Now scram.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on The Kid With No Name's exclamation mark
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Help, Bart!
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There's no Bart here, ma'am.
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*sigh* Okay, "Kid With No Name." Have it your way.
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Your friend -- sorry -- my BROTHER'S friend Milhouse is still sending me Valentines. It's March. That's creepy.
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I deal with this kind of thing all the time, ma'am.
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Pffft! Sure you do, Bart--
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IT'S "KID," LISA! NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM. YOU'RE THE WORST SISTER IN THE WORLD!
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Geez, sorry. Listen, KID, take care of this and I'll eat your vegetables for a month.
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| Task: "Make Kid With No Name Send Milhouse a Message" (xthe Van Houten House). The job takes place at 4 hours and takes Make Kid With No Name Send Milhouse a Message.
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Puppy Goo-Goo? Puppy Goo-Goo, where are you?
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I got your age-inappropriate security animal right here.
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Stop sending Lisa Simpson Valentines, or the puppy hangs from the tallest tree.
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I'm not STUPID, Bart. She's just a stuffed doll.
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*COCKS GUN AT PUPPY GOO-GOO'S HEAD*
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Okay, okay -- whatever you say! Just don't hurt her!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Kid With No Name's exclamation mark
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The Kid With No Name. Wherever justice is in short supply, he rides a lonesome trail to--
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Bart? Can I talk to you.
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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYING PRETEND? Oh, forget it. The moment's gone. What's up?
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I hear you've been doing some questionable favors for your friends.
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Nope, not me. Probably Maggie.
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*indignant suck*
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If you deny it, I know it's true. But this one time, I'm going to forgive you lying to me.
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Mainly because I need your help. Skinner always awards Helen Lovejoy the School Fair Bake-Off trophy.
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I don't know what she's got on him, but this year I want that trophy. Send a message to Skinner.
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What's in it for me?
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Not being grounded for the remainder of the year.
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Good deal, good deal.
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| Task: "Make Kid With No Name Send Skinner a Message". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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Someone crossed all the names off the Bake-Off list, except Marge Simpson!
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And they used my vintage crayon collection to do it! It's ruined!
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Thank you, Kid! Mmmm-wah!
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Mom!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Are you the one they call "The Kid with the Self-Contradictory Name?"
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It's "...With No Name." But now that you mention it, yeah, I guess I do have a name after all.
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Thanks for spelling it out for us all.
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Anyhoo, I have need of your services.
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If you're half the marksman they say you are, I'll pay you anything you like.
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| Task: "Make Kid With No Name Demonstrate His Skills". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Very impressive!
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Now, to the task at hand.
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Meet me here tomorrow at exactly this time.
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I need you to "take care" of an associate of mine.
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"Take care?" Not sure I like the sound of that...
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| Task: "Make Kid With No Name Have a Moral Crisis". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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Mr. Burns? I'm sorry, sir, but I don't think I'm quite ready to "take care of" anyone.
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Maybe I'll be ready in a few years. Like, when I'm twelve.
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Oh, you didn't think I meant "take care of" as in "take care of?" No, not at all!
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I meant I want you to kill him. Kill my associate.
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Actually that IS what I thought.
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No, no! You misunderstand! Kill my associate with KINDNESS!
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By taking extra special, sweet care of him...
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...so that he is so overwhelmed with joy, he dies in screaming agony. Never to trouble me again.
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I'm confused.
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Yeah, me too. Let's just part ways and call it a quest, all right?
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the Lone Ranger while The Kid With No Name is a reference to the Man with No Name, played by Clint Eastwood, from the Dollars Trilogy of spaghetti western films.
