| City Stickler
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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City Stickler is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires Hootenanny Barn to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Luke Stetson? I haven't seen you since--
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--since your family came to my dude ranch. Where you met me, a gentle, sensitive, animal-lover.
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This was just before you put my sister in mortal danger 'cause you thought she was my girlfriend.
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I believe that's an accurate synopsis of the episode, yes.
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All I know about TV are Wikipedia plot synopses. I can't ever watch the episodes. A computer's too heavy for backcountry life.
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We just print out all of Wikipedia, and lug it behind us on 10,000 mules.
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I'm surprised you're here to find the gold, too.
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Well, I need the money to fund a wildlife refuge. "Gentle, caring animal-lover," remember?
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Do I ever...
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| Task: "Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold With Lisa". The job takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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So, Luke, tell me about this wildlife preserve you want to build.
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Picture acres and acres of unspoiled wilderness, where deer, bear and all manner of insects can be humanely hunted.
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I'm sorry... hunted?
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Just for population control. If you have too many deer, they'll band together and invent firearms. Then it's so long, humanity.
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| Task: "Make Luke Stetson Shop for Supplies". The job takes place at the General Store or Kwik-E-Mart and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Luke, you, uh, said something about people hunting insects on your wildlife preserve?
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Bow hunting, yes. Shooting an insect with a gun ain't sporting.
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What kind of INSECTS do people hunt?
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Oh, all kinds. Ants, weevils, butterflies...
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I guess you're living proof you can "love" animals and not really know much about them.
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Heh heh. You sound just like an ant I know.
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| Task: "Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold". The job takes place at the Town Plaza or Hootenanny Barn and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Luke! Did you have any luck finding gold?
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Nope. Looks like I'll never open my wildlife preserve.
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I'm blue. I feel a song comin' on.
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A song about a boy who wanted to open a wildlife preserve, but couldn't find gold to pay for it.
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You wrote a song about your pain?
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No. There's only two kinds of cowboy songs: "boy-can't-find-gold-to-pay-for-refuge," and "my-pickup-truck-just-left-me-for-another-man."
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| Task: "Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song". The job takes place at Hootenanny Barn and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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That was beautiful. Are you sure there's no chance for us, Luke?
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I'm thirteen. You're eight. Wouldn't it be super creepy if I thought there WAS a chance for us?
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Wow. When you put it that way, I guess you're right. Ew.
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It don't mean I can't call you a friend. In a "what's the harm in pretending I like hanging out with an 8-year-old" sorta way.
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Eh, I think I'll pass. Bye.
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| Task: "Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song". The job takes place at Hootenanny Barn and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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