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The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy

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The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Wild West
Requirement(s): Wild West Act 3
Required characters: Lisa, Saints, Gummy Joe, Homer, Skinner, Bart, Snake, The Simpsons Family
Previous quest(s): A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 7

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Alarmed Snake may have run off for now, but he'll be back. We need to protect the town.
Ned If we want fool-proof, iron-clad protection from those who would harm us, there is really only one thing to do…
Lisa - Annoyed Don't say “build a church” don't say “build a church” don't say “build a church”…
Ned - Dreamy We'll build a church! When you're in trouble, nothing screams “Lord, help me first, before those other people!” like a brand new church.
Gummy Joe In the old west, we don't build churches. We build Missions.
Ned - Shocked Missions? Aren't those a little C-c-c-c-c-c-atholic?
Task: "Make Saints Build a Mission at the Town Plaza" (x3). The jobs take place at the Town Plaza and take 30 seconds.
Task: "Make Gummy Joe Tell Stories to Mission Builders". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 60 minutes.
Ned - Surprised Would you look at that? There's a Triple Eagle gold coin inside the mission!
Quest Reward: Cash.png100 and WW TNT.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Angry I saw the gold coin first! It's mine!
Quimby - Proud Any gold found inside the town limits is subject to tax. Also, the Mayor gets to rub said gold against his cheek and call it his precious. Very old law. Very important.
Lisa - Nagging People, we can't come unglued every time we stumble upon an old coin.
Moe - Angry Don't listen to her! Come unglued! Youse guys, riot on those guys. I'm going to smash that lamppost with a baseball bat until doing that fixes society.
Lisa - Shouting WHY ARE WE FIGHTING EACH OTHER WHEN SNAKE IS STILL OUT THERE????
Task: "Make Lisa Ominously Warn". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Overreact to Warnings" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Plaza and take 4 hours.
Quest Reward: Cash.png100 and WW TNT.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Alarmed Principal Skinner, you've got to help defend Springfield against Snake and his outlaw gang!
Skinner If you need a hero, Springfield has better options. Disco Stu, for example. Or Crazy Cat Lady. Even Total Coward Dan is significantly braver than me.
Lisa - Nagging Well, you have a gun, don't you? Didn't the NRA sponsor some bill requiring you to be packing any time you're on school grounds?
Skinner I can't even smile at a kindergartener unless I'm carrying an anti-tank missile.
Lisa - Shouting Then come with me! And bring any weapons you've got!
Bart Gummy Joe! Will you stand with me?
Gummy Joe - Sad Why me? I’m old. I’m not that popular. If I disappeared tomorrow, Springfield wouldn’t suffer.
Bart - Happy BECAUSE you’re old. BECAUSE no one likes you. BECAUSE you seem to be around whenever a gold coin turns up.
Gummy Joe - Happy Rousing words! I'll do it!
Task: "Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Lisa Convince Skinner to Help". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Convince Gummy Joe to Help". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 60 minutes.
Quest Reward: Cash.png100 and WW TNT.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
Outlaw Snake People of Springfield! The day of, like, reckoning is upon you! Totally.
Outlaw Snake Tell me where the gold is, and nobody gets hurt.
Brutus Why Snake say “nobody get hurt?” Brutus want hurt people.
Outlaw Snake Brutus, look--
Brutus - Angry Don't “Brutus, look” Brutus. Terms of Brutus employment very clear: “Brutus shall render people-hurting services to the Snake Gang, Ltd. (hereafter, ‘SGL'). Brutus will have--“
Outlaw Snake - Annoyed I know what the contract says.
Brutus - Angry BRUTUS NOT FINISHED. “Brutus will have full discretion as to severity and breadth of Brutus people-hurting.”
Brutus - Angry Brutus confused. Contract language seem crystal clear. Maybe Brutus make mistake?
Outlaw Snake - Annoyed No, no. Technically you're right.
Brutus - Angry Oh, so good of Snake to tell Brutus he right! When Brutus KNOW he right because Brutus READ CONTRACT.
Outlaw Snake - Sad Okay, everybody. Time out. I need to sort a few things out with my gang.
Task: "Make Snake Ready the Henchmen". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make the Simpsons Prepare for Standoff" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Plaza and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Gummy Joe and Skinner Prepare for Standoff". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect All Finale Pieces".
Quest Reward: Cash.png100 and WW TNT.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces
Message All Finale Pieces collected! Play it now to see how the Act story concludes!
Task: "Play Act 3 Finale".
Outlaw Snake Like, attack!
Gummy Joe - Happy *Gleeful cackle* Boom!
Outlaw Snake - Dazed Whoa! Old dude, not cool…
Gummy Joe - Happy Hee hee! The enormous secret pile of gold coins that I've had all along is safe!
Outlaw Snake - Surprised Wait. What did you just say? You had the gold all along?
Quest Reward: Cash.png100 and WW TNT.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark
Gummy Joe - Sad Sorry I let you think there was a massive pile of gold coins out there to discover.
Gummy Joe - Sad I just wanted you to build Old Springfield, so your kids could learn valuable frontier skills.
Gummy Joe Skills like: tobacco chewin', gun fightin', rattlesnake tossin', “g” droppin' and horse-polishin'.
Gummy Joe Fortunately, I'm financially set thanks to the success of Toothless Joe's Gum.
Gummy Joe - Happy So if you want the gold, take it!
Homer - Happy You mean… we're finally going to have the treasure?
Task: "Place Frontier Gold Treasure".
Task: "Make Homer Dig Up Frontier Gold Treasure" (x2). The job takes place at the Forgotten Gold Treasure and takes 3 hours.
Homer - Glassed Eye It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Aside from my wife and kids'… pile of gold, should they ever get one.
Quest Reward: Cash.png100 and WW TNT.png10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Springfield has sure gone through a lot to find this treasure.
Lisa - Curious And for what? The only currencies valued in Springfield are Donuts, Lattes, and other random items of insignificance.
Mr. Burns So… you won't mind if I add it to my mountain of gold?
Cookie Kwan Or use it to pave the sidewalks of premier property?
Homer - Angry I dug it up, it's all mine!
Lisa - Sad *Sigh*
Message The treasure has been found, but the frontier craze hasn't ended. Keep playing to build out Old Springfield!
Quest Reward: Cash.png100 and WW TNT.png10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the film The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.