The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Wild West Requirement(s): Wild West Act 3 Required characters: Lisa, Saints, Gummy Joe, Homer, Skinner, Bart, Snake, The Simpsons Family Previous quest(s): A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 7

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Snake may have run off for now, but he'll be back. We need to protect the town. If we want fool-proof, iron-clad protection from those who would harm us, there is really only one thing to do... Don't say "build a church" don't say "build a church" don't say "build a church"... We'll build a church! When you're in trouble, nothing screams "Lord, help me first, before those other people!" like a brand new church. In the old west, we don't build churches. We build Missions. Missions? Aren't those a little C-c-c-c-c-c-atholic? Task: "Make Saints Build a Mission at the Town Plaza" (x3). The jobs take place at the Town Plaza and take 30 seconds. Task: "Make Gummy Joe Tell Stories to Mission Builders". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 60 minutes. Would you look at that? There's a Triple Eagle gold coin inside the mission! Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark I saw the gold coin first! It's mine! Any gold found inside the town limits is subject to tax. Also, the Mayor gets to rub said gold against his cheek and call it his precious. Very old law. Very important. People, we can't come unglued every time we stumble upon an old coin. Don't listen to her! Come unglued! Youse guys, riot on those guys. I'm going to smash that lamppost with a baseball bat until doing that fixes society. WHY ARE WE FIGHTING EACH OTHER WHEN SNAKE IS STILL OUT THERE???? Task: "Make Lisa Ominously Warn". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Overreact to Warnings" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Plaza and take 4 hours. Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Principal Skinner, you've got to help defend Springfield against Snake and his outlaw gang! If you need a hero, Springfield has better options. Disco Stu, for example. Or Crazy Cat Lady. Even Total Coward Dan is significantly braver than me. Well, you have a gun, don't you? Didn't the NRA sponsor some bill requiring you to be packing any time you're on school grounds? I can't even smile at a kindergartener unless I'm carrying an anti-tank missile. Then come with me! And bring any weapons you've got! Gummy Joe! Will you stand with me? Why me? I'm old. I'm not that popular. If I disappeared tomorrow, Springfield wouldn't suffer. BECAUSE you're old. BECAUSE no one likes you. BECAUSE you seem to be around whenever a gold coin turns up. Rousing words! I'll do it! Task: "Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse". Task: "Make Lisa Convince Skinner to Help". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Bart Convince Gummy Joe to Help". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 60 minutes. Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark People of Springfield! The day of, like, reckoning is upon you! Totally. Tell me where the gold is, and nobody gets hurt. Why Snake say "nobody get hurt?" Brutus want hurt people. Brutus, look-- Don't "Brutus, look" Brutus. Terms of Brutus employment very clear: "Brutus shall render people-hurting services to the Snake Gang, Ltd. (hereafter, 'SGL'). Brutus will have--" I know what the contract says. BRUTUS NOT FINISHED. "Brutus will have full discretion as to severity and breadth of Brutus people-hurting." Brutus confused. Contract language seem crystal clear. Maybe Brutus make mistake? No, no. Technically you're right. Oh, so good of Snake to tell Brutus he right! When Brutus KNOW he right because Brutus READ CONTRACT. Okay, everybody. Time out. I need to sort a few things out with my gang. Task: "Make Snake Ready the Henchmen". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make the Simpsons Prepare for Standoff" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Plaza and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Gummy Joe and Skinner Prepare for Standoff". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect All Finale Pieces". Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces Message All Finale Pieces collected! Play it now to see how the Act story concludes! Task: "Play Act 3 Finale". Like, attack! *Gleeful cackle* Boom! Whoa! Old dude, not cool... Hee hee! The enormous secret pile of gold coins that I've had all along is safe! Wait. What did you just say? You had the gold all along? Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark Sorry I let you think there was a massive pile of gold coins out there to discover. I just wanted you to build Old Springfield, so your kids could learn valuable frontier skills. Skills like: tobacco chewin', gun fightin', rattlesnake tossin', "g" droppin' and horse-polishin'. Fortunately, I'm financially set thanks to the success of Toothless Joe's Gum. So if you want the gold, take it! You mean... we're finally going to have the treasure? Task: "Place Frontier Gold Treasure". Task: "Make Homer Dig Up Frontier Gold Treasure" (x2). The job takes place at the Forgotten Gold Treasure and takes 3 hours. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Aside from my wife and kids'... pile of gold, should they ever get one. Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Springfield has sure gone through a lot to find this treasure. And for what? The only currencies valued in Springfield are Donuts, Lattes, and other random items of insignificance. So... you won't mind if I add it to my mountain of gold? Or use it to pave the sidewalks of premier property? I dug it up, it's all mine! *Sigh* Message The treasure has been found, but the frontier craze hasn't ended. Keep playing to build out Old Springfield! Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the film The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Wild West quests
The Dirtiest Roads in Springfield • A Fistful of Bothers • The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy • More Clues • More Deputy Badges • More TNT • Once Upon a Time in Springfield • The Reviled Bunch • Wanted: The Burly Bandit
Prizes	Bank & Barbershop • Carl's Dad Caverns • Corral & Princess • Wes Doobner
Cowboy Homer	Fat in the Saddle
Gummy Joe	Chew It Over
Wes Doobner	The Secret Sauce to Success
Outlaw Snake	All in a Day's Work
The Kid With No Name	The Lone Danger
Luke Stetson	City Stickler
Buck McCoy	Buck in the Saddle Again
Longshot Skinner	Skinner Unchained
Prairie Maggie	Drool Grit
NPCs	Heavy, Heavy Henchman • Old Digger • Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Buildings/Decorations	Break and Corralling • Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens • Coyote Oldie • Frontier Freebies • Grazing Saddles • The Hey-teful Eight-Legs • Hick and the Beanstalk • Some Assembly Required • This Old Mine • The Three Compadres • A Trot to Remember • Wild Wild Willie