| Buck in the Saddle Again
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Buck in the Saddle Again is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires Buck McCoy to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark
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It's Buck McCoy, the greatest movie cowboy of them all!
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Howdy, little pardner. If you could just point me in the direction of my house.... I seem to have misplaced it.
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Yeah, thing is, your house isn't in this update. Maybe sometime in the future!
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What in tarnation is an "update?" And I ain't never heard of "the future" neither.
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Fortunately there's an old cowboy trick for findin' out what's really going on.
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| Task: "Make Buck McCoy Call His Agent". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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Buck, baby! Always good to hear from Hollywood royalty. How's alcohol rehab?
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They kicked me out. I sent Frank the Wonder Horse on one too many liquor store runs.
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Listen, I know this is a story you've heard a million times from down-on-their-luck actors, but...
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...an irresponsible video game company neglected to include my house in an update. I need some fast money.
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Let me make a few calls and get right back to you.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark
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Great news, Buck. Hollywood is just gaga to employ eighty-something-year-old actors in all their tent-pole films.
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I feel sorry for all them gorgeous twenty-year-old actors. They'll never catch a break.
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Plus, we're in the middle of a real western craze.
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You can thank the boffo box office of mega-hits like "The Lone Ranger," "Jonah Hex," and "Cowboys and Aliens."
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They want you on the set of the latest sure-fire western mega-hit right away!
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You're going to teach the actors how to ride, lasso and be authentic fake cowboys.
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| Task: "Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Stunt Riding". The job takes place at the Wild West Film Set and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark
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Let's see how you fellers are doin' on yer cowboy accents.
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Repeat after me: "Y'all better mosey on outta here if ya know what's good fer ya."
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You had all better this that and de other thing. Baby.
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Even for a first try, that was awful. Try just the first word: "y'all."
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You all. Baby.
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Where you from, cowpoke?
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Austria.
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Well, I ain't never been to Austria, Texas. But they sure teach lousy English there.
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How's this, Buck: "Hey hey, y'all!"
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Are you wearing makeup? Cowboys don't.
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The look is non-negotiable.
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But don't worry. They paid a couple of Harvard kids $5 million to write a backstory that explains the whole "clown gunslinger" thing.
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Task: "Make Buck McCoy Give Cowboy Speech Lessons". The job takes place at the Wild West Film Set and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Celebrities Talk Like a Cowboy" (x3). The jobs take place at the Wild West Film Set and take 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark
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Let's focus on the deadliest, most cold-blooded cowboy skill.
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I'm talking, of course, about making a lasso go round while you hop through it, smilin' and singin'.
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The smile's the key. Famed gunslinger Pistol Sanderson once killed ten U.S. Marshals with a perfectly-timed lasso smile.
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Lasso? The tech guys said we could CGI the rope in later. I'll be in my trailer.
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You mention CGI again, and I'll lasso-smile you dead where you stand.
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Task: "Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Lasso Skills". The job takes place at the Wild West Film Set and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Celebrities Turn Lassos Into Tangled Messes" (x3). The jobs take place at the Wild West Film Set and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark
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Dang it, I'll make cowboys of you city slickers yet.
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Lesson three: how to win a gal by showing you can spit tobacc-y farther than the other fellas.
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Come on! I wanna shoot something already!
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Baby steps. You ain't even learned to ride a horse while standing on your head.
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I agree with clown. The time for shoot is now.
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Fine. We'll start with something easy -- shooting the wings off a june bug at fifty paces. Go!
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Task: "Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Extreme Marksmanship". The job takes place at the Wild West Film Set and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Krusty Accidentally Shoot Buck McCoy". The job takes place at the Wild West Film Set and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Celebrities Point Cool Guns at Things" (x3). The jobs take place at the Wild West Film Set and take 60 minutes.
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| After starting the jobs
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You shot me!
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Don't worry. There's an intern from Emerson we can pin the blame on.
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Elizabeth? Be a dear and put your fingerprints on this trigger?
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| After finishing the tasks
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I don't think this is for me. The movie stars of today are selfish, lazy and entitled.
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In the Golden Age of Hollywood, we were all the things a man should be: drunk, misogynistic and mildly racist.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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