| The Hey-teful Eight-Legs
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Hey-teful Eight-Legs is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires Frink's Mechano Spider to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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Yo, professor, what is that thing?
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Tremble before my steampunk arachno-monstrosity!
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It's steam-powered? Why would you ever choose steam as your power source?
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Because it's scarier this way!
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Maybe I'm not getting this. What's "scary" about utilizing outmoded technology?
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I'll squash you for that!
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Task: "Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider". The job takes place at Frink's Mechano Spider and takes 6 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Work the Controls". The job takes place at Frink's Mechano Spider and takes 6 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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Like, ouch!
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You see?! My colossal steam spider works! Ha-ha-ha!!!
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Actually, my pain comes from imagining how much more efficient it'd be with an internal combustion engine.
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What's your fuel source, dude? How do you boil the water?
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Coal. It burns coal.
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Oh great. So it's both an engineering AND environmental disaster.
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Who's the nerd here?
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Task: "Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider". The job takes place at Frink's Mechano Spider and takes 6 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Frantically Work the Controls". The job takes place at Frink's Mechano Spider and takes 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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...I'm just saying that a mechanical steering system like yours will never approach the reliability of fly-by-wire electronics.
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The weight savings alone would justify the R&D layout.
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And it's not like you'd have to fabricate the parts yourself. Off-the-shelf components would work.
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STOP GIVING ME ENGINEERING ADVICE!
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Just let me see your blueprints. I can help!
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Stand still!
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Why? So you can cough coal smoke at me until I develop asthma? God!
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Task: "Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider". The job takes place at Frink's Mechano Spider and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Frantically Work the Controls". The job takes place at Frink's Mechano Spider and takes 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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My steam spider is a failure. You can go about your outlawry, Mr. Snake.
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No, bro, I'm here for you. Let's roll up our sleeves and make this thing work.
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What about going full-on electric? You could be the Tesla of giant killer mecha-spiders.
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It won't work. Lead-acid batteries are too heavy.
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What?
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LEAD-ACID? Is this the 1990s? Uh, hello? Lithium-ion has, like, a billion times the energy density.
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I knew that!
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You are the sorriest excuse for a mad scientist I have ever met.
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I'll squash you yet!
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Task: "Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider". The job takes place at Frink's Mechano Spider and takes 4 hours.
If {{{char}}} is owned: Task: "Make Frink Order Spare Parts Online". The job takes place at Frink's Lab and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the western film The Hateful Eight.
