| Chew It Over
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Chew It Over is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires Gummy Joe to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After obtaining Gummy Joe
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Dagnabbit! I'm looking at the sales figures for Toothless Joe Gum, and they're pathetic!
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Well, we don't have as many kids in town as we used to.
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I guess I'll have to find a new market.
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| Task: "Make Gummy Joe Chat Up Smokers". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
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Hey, friend. You know, chewing gum is a great way to give up smoking!
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Why would I want to give up smoking?
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Why, because it's bad for you!
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It's literally the only thing I have in my life.
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Okay, but...
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I am totally devoid of other interests. Take smoking away, and I cease to exist.
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Uh.............
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Yeah, that shut you up, didn't it?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark
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Well I don't think smokers are interested in gum.
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Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout...
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| Task: "Make Gummy Joe Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Wouldn't a case of Toothless Joe Gum look dandy on your counter?
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Moms see our motto -- "It's the Sugary-est!" -- and they can't say no.
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They trust that our gum is "Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay." Like it says on the package!
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High sugar content is the point-of-purchase kiss of death.
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Why use sugar, when there are so many sweet-tasting carcinogenic substitutes?
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But without sugar, how will we eliminate unwanted teeth? We'll be going to dentists well into our thirties!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark
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Why has the modern consumer forsaken my gum?
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No one eats candy by itself anymore. It's an INGREDIENT.
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It goes INTO other things. As either a smoosh-, mix- or cram-in.
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We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it's disgusting...
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...UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it.
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 6 hours.
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You seem like a savvy business clown. How about putting some of my gum in your Ultimate All-American Krusty Shake?
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It's already GOT gum in it! Nicotine gum, so kids can't stop coming back.
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Until your gum has 4mg of highly-addictive nicotine in it, quit wasting my time!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark
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I know where I can put my sticks of dry, weirdly-powdery gum! In packs of baseball cards!
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What are baseball cards?
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Heh-heh. Something all boys love.
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Come to think of it, what's baseball?
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A nine-inning contest where a "batter" tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball.
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Sounds boring.
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It is. That's why you need free gum in the packs of cards!
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Task: "Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon".
Task: "Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Android's Dungeon". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 6 hours.
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I'm sorry, but people only buy baseball cards today as an investment.
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And by "people" I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size.
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You mean, fellas like you?
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I would be a real catch in the baseball card crowd.
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Not a pretty picture.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark
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It looks like this is the end for Toothless Joe Gum.
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I'll just enjoy one more piece before I turn the page. Heck, let's make it a mission.
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| Task: "Make Gummy Joe Chew Toothless Joe Gum". The job takes 8 hours.
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You there! Gum merchant! How many boxes can you sell me?
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Uh... what do you need 'em for?
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Let's imagine there's a power plant. And in this power plant there's a hole -- a very large hole -- through which radioactive what-have-you is gushing.
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Could millions of pieces of your gum be used to plug said hole?
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Well heck yes they could!
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Then make it quick. My employees are assembled and ready to begin chewing.
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Daggum! Looks like I'm back in business!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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