| The Secret Sauce to Success
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Secret Sauce to Success is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and Sideshow Bob to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After obtaining Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and Sideshow Bob
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Yee-haw! Wes Doobner is servin' up the tastiest ribs this side of New York's esteemed Eleven Madison Park!
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And unlike THAT rest-y-rant, we won't cancel your regular Tuesday lunch with Elaine May and Jann Wenner just because you tried to murder the Simpsons a few dozen times!
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Sideshow Bob, we KNOW that's you.
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Don't blow this for me, Lisa. Please? It's so hard for an escaped convict to make a fresh start.
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Can we just fast forward to the part where you try -- and fail -- to kill me?
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What's the rush, Bart? Isn't revenge a dish worth savoring? Uh, I mean -- yee-haw!
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Task: "Build Wes Doobner's World Famous Rib Huts". It takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Develop Rib Recipe". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 12 hours.
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I have it! The perfect recipe to lure the unsuspecting Simpsons into my trap!
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"Unsuspecting?" We just said we know exactly what you're up to!
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Uh... did I say that?! Shucks, that weren't nothin' foreshadow-y! Wes Doobner ain't up to squat, y'all!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Mmmm! These are the tastiest ribs I ever shame-crammed into my disgusting face!
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Are they really THAT good? I had no idea...
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They're amazing! I'm going to be a regular customer.
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Seriously, Dad? You'd regularly patronize a restaurant whose whole reason for being is your son's murder?
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Hey, if he brings the flavor, he can do what he wants to the boy.
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I can't believe the public likes my cooking! What a feeling of... POWER!
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To take a few simple ingredients and turn them into culinary perfection...
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'Tis a feat that would have awed the alchemists of old...
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Hey, hey! We were promised rope tricks with our meal.
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Of course of course! Coming right up!
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Task: "Make Wes Doobner Perform Lasso Tricks". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Gluttons Devour Ribs" (x3). The jobs take place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
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The life of a successful restaurateur is a challenging but deeply fulfilling one.
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When it all works -- kitchen and front of house functioning in a graceful pas de deux -- there's nothing like it.
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To think I've squandered so many years on fruitless and petty revenge schemes.
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Just hurry up and kill me already! We know that's where this is heading.
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Foolish Bart. Can't you see your former nemesis has moved on?
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The only victims I care to murder now are high prices and inattentive wait service.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an expansion into Missoula, Montana to plan.
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Some are calling it the next Portland. Mu-hah-hah-hah!
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Task: "Make Wes Doobner Expand His Business". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Gluttons Eat More Ribs" (x3). The jobs take place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and take 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
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Okay, people! We've just received a tip that Kent Brockman will be dining with us tonight!
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As host of Brockman's Bites, his reviews can make or break a restaurant!
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Cletus' Grub Hut once served Brockman an undercooked possum au vin.
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Six weeks later, they closed forever.
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But our casual elegance and unlimited handi-wipes will bring Kent Brockman to his culinary knees.
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CULINARY KNEES, I SAY!
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| Task: "Make Wes Doobner Strut Confidently". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wes Doobner's exclamation mark
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How do, Kent Brockman! What'll ya have?
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I'll take one of everything on the menu.
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Yee-haw! Now that's the kind of wild appetite we love to serve!
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The only thing that could doom this review is rats in the kitchen.
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And I just happen to have a bucket full of rats right here!
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Task: "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6 News".
Task: "Make Wes Doobner Serve Everything On the Menu". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Kent Brockman Critique Restaurant for Show". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Sabotage the Review". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wes Doobner's exclamation mark
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A rat? In my kitchen! This is impossible, this is...
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...the work of Bart Simpson!
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You can look for my review on Monday, Mr. Doobner. I'll be giving your rat-infested restaurant... THREE STARS.
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Oh. That's actually not so bad.
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I gave Guy Fieri 59 stars just last month. Guy Fieri, Mr. Doobner. You'll be out of business in days.
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BART SIMPSON! PREPARE TO DIE!
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| Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Close His Restaurant". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 2 hours.
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I would have left you in peace, Bart Simpson. But now you die, like my concept for casual-yet-refined down-home cooking!
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At last! Here we go!
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You actually enjoy this, don't you?
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I guess I do. Weird, huh?
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Not so fast, Bob. You're under arrest!
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I haven't killed the boy yet, officer! You have to wait until after!
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You're under arrest for getting a bad review. Yeah, the foodies have pretty much hijacked our criminal code. Disgraceful, but what are you going to do?
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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