| Coyote Oldie
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Coyote Oldie is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires the Wilted Rose to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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The Wilted Rose? But that's an obscure reference to a 5-second dream sequence I starred in.
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Who would POSSIBLY remember that?
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You had a dream that your mother worked in a brothel that specialized in old hags.
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HOW COULD I EVER FORGET THAT?
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At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from "weird-but-funny" to just plain "off-putting."
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| Task: "Make Skinner Fret Over Past Dreams". The job takes place at the Skinner House or Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark
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Shame, Seymour! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!
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How I wish I'd never let you watch "Game of Thrones," Mother.
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Welcome to The Wilted Rose, sir. Where you'll find only the most decrepit, withered crones. For men of refined tastes.
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And who is this perfectly stunning hag? Is she your grandmother?
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*giggles* Flatterer. I'm his mother.
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Really? Well I AM impressed. You don't look a day under ninety-five!
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Why, my geezer clientele would just eat you up! Say you'll come work for me.
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I suppose I could wait tables or something.
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Mother, you cannot be considering this!
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So long as it bothers you, I'm in!
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Task: "Make Agnes Wait Tables". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 8 hours.
If Belle is owned: Task: "Make Belle Keep the Books". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark
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Agnes, you look positively ghoulish in that dress!
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You've got droops in all the right places.
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I've earned this body. I could easily climb a set of stairs, but using the lift chair keeps my bones nice and brittle.
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Well, dedication like that should be rewarded. Come be a part of my show!
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Yes, let's get on with it. I want to see some hips break. I don't know WHY I want that, but apparently, I do.
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Task: "Make Agnes Put On a Burlesque Show". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Attend the Burlesque Show". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours.
If Belle is owned: Task: "Make Belle Post Show Clips Online". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark
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I hope I didn't embarrass myself on stage. Some of the other dancing hags can really work a walker.
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You were glorious! Look, you're beginning to draw fans.
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Helloooo, Agnes! Might I say, you looked positively geriatric up there! A real bony nightmare!
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You ain't seen nothin' yet!
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Task: "Make Agnes Twerk Her Hip Out of Place". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Agnes' Fans Attend a Show" (x3). The jobs take place at the Wilted Rose and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Characters that can do the "Attend a Show" task are:
