| The Diner at the Edge of Somewhere
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Diner at the Edge of Somewhere is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires Cora to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark
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Good morning, Cora!
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Morning, Chief.
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Hey, Cora.
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The usual? Donuts and coffee?
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Please.
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Yeah, and I'll have my usual.
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Lumberjack breakfast with the Leaning Tower of Pancakes.
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Perfect.
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I love the calm here before the storm of police work.
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Hey, wait. I recognize you two from various crimes and interrogations.
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Guilty as charged, Chief Wiggum. But we've reformed.
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Good to hear. I'll miss you in lineups though...brought a certain pizazz to the whole affair.
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Thank you, Chief Wiggum.
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Task: "Make Cora Get the Police Order". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Wait for His Food". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Watch the Diner Suspiciously". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Hope Nothing Happens". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
If any Criminals are owned: Task: "Make Criminals Stay Perfectly Calm in the Diner" (x5). The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
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All right. Here you go. Enjoy.
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See ya at the next break, Cora. Come on, boys. *exits the diner*
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Not yet...
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They're in the car, aaaaand...
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They're gone. *grabs a chair and hucks it across the diner*
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*sigh*
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark
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You wanna go, eh? You wanna go?
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No one says that to me and gets away with it! Also, that chair you threw hurt my feelings!
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Is this a fight, yeah?
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It's a fight.
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Maybe it's not a fight. Don't tell them what to do!
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Don't tell me what to tell them!
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*angrily tapping a pen on the side of her order pad*
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Okay, you see the sign?
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Yes, Cora.
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And what does it say, eh?
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"Fights Only Allowed in the Rear Lot". Management keeps lost teeth.
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We'll take this outside.
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Thank you.
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| Task: "Make Cora Maintain Order in Her Diner". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark
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Phew. Finally a time to relax after all my regulars have already had their breakfast and tried to kill each other.
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Oh, Cletus! You didn't tell me you wuz takin' me to a fancy place with a roof, and glass windows and them butt holders!
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"Chairs", Brandine. They calls them chairs. You deserve the best, so I figgered I'd take you out to a fancy meal!
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Oh, Cletus.
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Welcome to Cora's Diner, my fine lady and gentleman. You may have the booth we reserve for the King of England. He isn't here today.
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Gosh!
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Whoa! Now I'm glad I wore my drawers!
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If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Be Amazed at High-Falutin' Service". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Be Amazed at High-Falutin' Service". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cora Ensure Brandine and Cletus Feel Special". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
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Here you are. An order of blackened strip steak with a side of hash browns for the gentleman, and a cheese-covered hash for the lady. And to set the mood, a candle for your table.
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Are we supposed to cook our food with it?
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It's to increase the fanciness.
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It surely does. Thanks, ma'am!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark
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*entering the diner* ...so then I held him upside down and shook, and money just kept falling out!
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And he cried like a baby, too!
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Typical Wiggum!
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Hey, Cora! We're just gonna sit at the bar.
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You.
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Oh! Hey Brandine. Must be nice to share a wedding anniversary with family. Is it? Is it nice?
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I know what you is intimatin' but you ain't intimidatin' me. *stands up*
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Pumpkin! Hol' up, we can't—
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Shauna! Not in Cora's!
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Let me at you, you mud-sloppin' trollop! *throws a chair*
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Well, I got to total my receipts. You all sort this out but, just so you know, there's a ten dollar chair-throwing fee.
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Ten? Shauna, cool it!
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Brandine, I ain't got but two dollars in my wallet, and my wallet's a frog, and he done hopped away!
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Task: "Make Cora Continue Working Like Nothing's Happening". The job takes 4 hours.
If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Throw Chairs at Shauna". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
If Shauna is owned: Task: "Make Shauna Slam Brandine Into the Counter". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Try to Calm Down Brandine". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Try to Drag Shauna Out" (x3). The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours.
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This isn't the end of this! *gets dragged out*
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Thank you, boys.
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I'm so sorry about that, sir. Please, allow me to cover your meal this evening.
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No, ma'am. I'ma have to insist you let me pay fer all this.
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I coulda taken her.
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If you want to find out, don't do it in here.
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*points at the sign* Take it out back.
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Yes'm.
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Thank you for coming! Bless you for leaving!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the second book of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams.
