  
Apex Predator
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Apex Predator is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires Hunter Mr. Burns to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers?
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Yes, Mr. Burns?
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Smithers, it's been three hours and I haven't killed any wildlife. I'll sue this forest!
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Sorry, sir.
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Pah! Stow your "sorry". I can't shoot at it.
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*holds up deer call* Shall I try the deer call again?
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But this time give it some feeling. I want to hear Jimmy Dorsey or Glenn Miller at the height of their powers!
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Yes, sir.
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If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Blow the Deer Call Erotically". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Hunter Mr. Burns Accidentally Fire His Gun". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Damnation! Still nothing!
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Err, sir? Please be careful waving your gun around. It's a little dangerous.
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Nonsense. Why this gun has been in my family for eighty years! The only thing it's killed is a few of my ancestors... accidentally...right after they signed their wills.
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That gun, sir, has a will of its own. Remember how it misfired when the butler sneezed?
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He deserved it! Besides, I've got it well under control. I was in the artillery in the world war. Don't ask which side. *gun fires*
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Ahh!
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Fiddlesticks! That was my last round! Perhaps it is time to upgrade from this randomly discharging bullet blaster. Come along.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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What you see is what we have.
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Oh, come now. You must have a secret store of weapons stashed behind some crates in their back room!
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I used to have one in the shed out back. But due to an unfortunate issue with some Bulgarian explosives and a lightning storm...
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...let's just say that it suddenly relocated all the way to Shelbyville.
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Yes, yes...well then, let's have a look at your arsenal and see if I can find something that will cause the animals to quake in fear.
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Task: "Make Hunter Mr. Burns Seek Out a More Powerful Gun". The job takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Test Out a BB Gun". The job takes place at Herman's Military Antiques, Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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You sure you want this gun? I mean it's just...
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It's just right! Yes, indeed.
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No, pal, it's a BB gun.
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And "BB" for "Burns Blaster"! See, sir, it's even named after you!
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*wipes away a tear* I always wanted a machine of death to have my name.
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Mr. Burns, let me finish this transaction. Why don't you go wait in the car?
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Yes, and dream of the first lucky animal to be laid out by my shiny new gun.
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You sure this is the one he wanted to have?
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No. It's the one I want him to have. Out in the woods today he nearly killed me six times. That's twice the normal rate.
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Also, the recoil from a normal gun sends Mr. Burns sailing like a seagull on a mighty ocean breeze.
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Well, this baby's gotta kick so gentle it'll lull you to sleep.
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Really?
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Go ahead. Try her out.
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*pit-ting! pit-tang! pit-tong!*
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I feel like a buckaroo.
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Not in my store, pal.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers, this gun is as light as my conscience! I feel like a new man!
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A kind and thoughtful one?
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Never! Now sound the deer call!
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I've been sounding it, sir. We really need to have your hearing checked.
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Mine and these blasted deer! Or are they too stupid to know to come running so they can be shot?!
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Task: "Make Hunter Mr. Burns Go Hunting". The job takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Follow Along Nervously". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Hold it right there, you trespassing varmint!
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Richard Texan! It is I, Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber Burns! Plus some other names, but I'm in a hurry.
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Speaking of names, what in the name of Sam Houston are you doin' poaching on my property?!
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The only poaching I do is of eggs and that is handled by a service in the south of France. This is my property!
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The Devil it is!
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And that's who I purchased it from! I agreed to take back my soul from the Devil if he gave me this land.
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*aims gun* Well, get ready to see him again!
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Oh no.
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*aims gun* Two can play at murder! Now stop capering about like a rabbit!
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Heck, I'm standing still as a cactus!
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Mr. Burns, you're aiming at a rabbit.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Richard Texan, I foresee a sudden membership opening in your gentlemen's club.
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Monty, I do hope your diet is lead-deficient 'cause I aim to cure it!
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Gentlemen, please! There must be some way we can fix this.
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*aims gun* This here is how we fix things in Texas. Everything from plumbing to broken hearts!
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Smithers, I'm getting tired. Help me dispatch this vile Southeasterner with my gun.
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Sir, really...
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Enough, Smithers! On the count of three, pull the trigger.
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Ha! I'm pull'n on the count of two!
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I'll see your "two" and raise you ten.
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One hundred! That's my final offer!
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Accepted!
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One hundred. Ninety-nine. Ninety-eight, Ninety-seven...
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*sigh*
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Task: "Make Hunter Mr. Burns Take Agonizingly Careful Aim". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Rich Texan is owned: Task: "Make The Rich Texan Continue Counting". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Realize They Might Not Be Joking". The job takes place at Trees, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Gentlemen, put down your guns! Let's call our lawyers, have them come out here, and discuss...
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Our lawyers! Yes! We'll hunt them!
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Yeah, no one will miss those jerks!
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I might! Given my aim.
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*laughs* Good one, Monty!
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*laughs*
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Oh, Monty, why did we ever fight?
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*on phone* Hello, Crowley, Devonshire and White? Mr. Burns has, um...a legal matter. Yes, come now, and wear boots.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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