  
The Road More Travelled
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| The Road More Travelled
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The Road More Travelled is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After completing Looking to the Future
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Okay, Dad, I got here as fast as I could.
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But it's a month before Christmas! I didn't think you wanted me to spend THIS much time with you.
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I came to see your will. There's no telling what you signed. You once gave away your kidneys.
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They gave 'em back!
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Dad, just give me the will.
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I would if I could remember where I put it around here. Probably with my kidneys.
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Task: "Collect Diner Waffles" (x115).
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Try to Remember Where the Paperwork is". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Grow Increasingly Annoyed". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Come on, Dad, where is it?
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Hey, here it is! It was under this pile of butterscotch wrappers.
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Ah! My father's will. Finally, a story with a happy ending.
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Wait, what language is this written in?
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Lawyer, I think.
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Ugh. I can't read this!
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And they try to claim that public education's gotten better since our day...
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Now Leaving Springfield Sign
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Marge, can you come here and help me read this?
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Is this Maggie's "Sleepy Bunny Dreamy Dream" book again?
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No, I gave up on that. It's my dad's will. Some fast-talking lawyer set it up for him and I'm a slow-reading law breaker.
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Let me have a look. I'm pretty good with legal speak from reading all the disclaimers on the Krustyland rides.
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Task: "Collect Diner Waffles" (x150).
Task: "Make Marge Try to Decipher Legalese". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Get a Beer While He Waits". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Hmm, looks to be pretty normal, though there's one thing here I can't make sense of.
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Is it where he reveals he's not my father?
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No.
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Damn.
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According to this, he's leaving a vacation home and the land it's on to us.
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Woo hoo!
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Woo hoo what, Homer? Did you know your father had a vacation home?
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No, but who cares? Free vacation home!
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I have a bad feeling about this.
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Well, I got a good feeling and I'm not even drunk.
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Don't you find it disturbing he never mentioned a vacation home?
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Still feel good.
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How about that he's leaving it to you?
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My God...that makes no sense! Oh, I wish I was drunk.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
The Buzzing Sign Diner
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Marge, I'm gonna do it. I'm going to do something no one said I could ever do.
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Lose weight?
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No.
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Win a handsome competition?
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No.
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Fart the alphabet?
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Bart, you know I did that! Every letter. Even "Z". You try to fart a "Z"!
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Homer, just tell us what you're going to do!
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I'm going to go see my father for the second time in one day.
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Oh, Homie, you're my hero!
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You are what you eat too much of.
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Bart! Just for that you're coming with me.
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Aw man!
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Aww, now I have to go with Bart.
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I know. We both stink.
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Task: "Collect Diner Waffles" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Struggle to Get Bart in the Car". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Get in the car, Bart!
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Why do I have to go?
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To teach you to respect your elders!
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I already respect my elders, you bloated sea cow!
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Why you little... Just for that we're staying until Grampa remembers who he is!
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Let go or I swear I'll never visit you in the nursing home!
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I can't wait! Now get...in...the...car!
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Ahh! *door slams*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Dad do you remember anything at all about a vacation home you owned?
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The only home I owned was the one we lived in and that was mortgaged out the wazoo.
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Think, Dad. Think.
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Hm...nope. Nothing. Wait a second! Nope, that was a movie...still thinking. Still nothing. Wait....
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I got it!
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Oh, thank God!
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First Wazoo Bank of Springfield! That was the lender. Got seventeen percent interest and a toaster. Toast was different back then. Could eat it or scrub a frying pan with it.
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Oh, this is useless.
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And this peach yogurt tastes like a foot.
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Because it's my foot cream!
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Task: "Collect Diner Waffles" (x115).
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Be Confused". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Look for Grampa's Keys". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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How can he not remember a vacation house he owns but he recalls every detail about the Ford Administration?
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That part about Betty's struggles was moving.
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And really freaking long. Damn, girl, get a grip!
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I wish we knew more about this place. The will mentions an address.
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So, let's check it out. *jingles some keys*
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Bart! Where did you get those keys?
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Stole them while we were visiting.
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You stole them?
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Sure, they were just sitting there in a locked safe under a false floor behind a dresser. Talk about asking for it.
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Bart, stealing is very very very wrong except for this one single time. Now hand them over.
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Try and get 'em! *keys jingle* Dangle. Dangle. Dangle.
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Bart! Stop it! I'm trying to drive!
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What ev'. Here, catch.
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Whoa! *swerving tires*
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If we survive this, I'm giving you all the cheapest Christmas gifts I can think of.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Roadside Car Football Launcher
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Gather round, one and all, I have great news!
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You found the source of the smell?
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Still looking. Listen, we're all going on a family Christmas vacation!
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Homer, we can't afford that.
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Correction! We can't not afford that. It's all taken care of, Marge, and there're no fancy hotels or expensive luxuries to deal with. Just a long car ride.
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Well, this must be good. A Pacific Isle with swaying palm trees?
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Or strolling the rustic simplicity of Provence under Van Gogh skies!
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Oh please let it be the Krustyland Kruss Kringle Kristmas Karavan!
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*suck suck*
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Task: "Collect Diner Waffles" (x185).
Task: "Make Homer Take His Family on Vacation". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Dream About Palm Trees". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Brush Up on Her French". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Pack His Favorite Krusty Pranks". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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All right, the map says we just have to turn here...
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Homer, I don't mean to doubt you but we're in the middle of nowhere. I haven't seen one palm tree.
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And you shan't! Ta-da! Feast your eyes on this! *pulls car to a stop*
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Grampa's vacation home!
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Oh God, all these years of marriage, I thought we'd already been through the "for worse" part of our vows.
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To paraphrase Gertrude Stein, "There's no 'here' here".
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To quote Maggie, this place sucks sucks.
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*suck suck*
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What kind of life do you have to lead that this place is the vacation from it?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Holiday Cabin
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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| Order Diner Waffles
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Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge, Maggie, Grampa, Mr. Burns, Smithers
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4h
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Cora's Diner, The Buzzing Sign Diner, Truck Stop Diner, Overpass Diner, Nighthawk Diner, Skip's Diner, Eatery, Brown House
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 5, 45
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| Order Un-Burnt Diner Waffles
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Cora, Elf Milhouse, Elf Nelson
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8, 70
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