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Wood Powered is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires Paula to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Paula's exclamation mark
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Patty! Selma! How have you been?
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Paula! What a surprise. So good to see you again! We're fine, thanks.
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Still working our dead-end jobs at the DMV. Pretending to be busy.
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Infuriating people waiting in line...
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Life's going great! So how's the wood chopp'n competition circuit been treating you?
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Won a few, lost a few.
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Hey, have they ever figured out how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? *laughs*
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*laughs*
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Funny. I'm often asked that. But right now I'd like to know why the woodchuck chucks.
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Feeling burned out?
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Yeah, I came to Springfield for a break. Wanted to visit your sister, Marge. She still with what's his name? Homer?
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Marge says she can't leave him out of love.
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We all know it's the gravitational pull.
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*laughs*
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If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Tell Embarassing Stories About Homer". The job takes place at She-She Lounge, Seething Sisters, Curl Up and Dye, Draggle Rock, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Point Out More of Homer's Flaws". The job takes place at She-She Lounge, Seething Sisters, Curl Up and Dye, Draggle Rock, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Paula Be Mildly Uncomfortable About All This". The job takes place at She-She Lounge, Seething Sisters, Curl Up and Dye, Draggle Rock, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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Patty! Selma! What brings you two here?
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A friend wanted to come say hi now that she's in the area... Ta-da!
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Hi, Marge!
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Oh Paula! How have you been?
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Okay. How's your swing been lately?
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Oh I don't get any more timber time. The only chopping I do around here is celery for soup stocks.
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I get it. Me, I'm taking a break from competitions. My wife insisted I relax a bit. She found me sleepwalking trying to chop down our Christmas tree.
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Sleeplogging is a real issue in the chopping community. I'm organizing a march to raise money for a cure.
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Be sure you also raise awareness.
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Oh yes! That too!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Paula's exclamation mark
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Well, my axe head flew off and knocked out one of my opponents. I wasn't going to give up, so I just picked up that axe head and started swinging it.
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Wow!
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I lost, but it was satisfying trying to punch a log in half.
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Ahh, makes me want to get back in there...attacking trees.
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Yeah, well, I can't stay any longer. My flight back to Portland leaves early tomorrow morning, and I hate airplanes.
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Other people get to work on their computers. Why can't I bring a log to chop in my seat? Can't even whittle!
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Well, it was lovely to see you.
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Hey, you mind if I reach out to you one of these days for some tandem sawing over video?
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I'd love to!
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Woo hoo!
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Homer? What happened?
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Big ice storm is coming! Everything's shutting down tonight, even the power plant!
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That's not good.
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Marge, any day I'm not overseeing the safety of that plant is a good day for everyone.
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| Task: "Make Paula Pull Up Airline Schedules on Her Phone". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Dang! This ice storm has cancelled all the flights for tomorrow. It'll be early next week before anything's flying out of Springfield Airport in the right direction.
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Maybe you could take a flight in the opposite direction around the world.
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Oh, Marge, you round-earther!
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*annoyed grumble*
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Paula, you're welcome to stay here until things clear up.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Paula's exclamation mark
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Yes, babe, I'll let you know as soon as I get a confirmed flight. Love you, too. Bye.
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Still no flights?
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Yup. Springfield Airport is under a foot of snow and its snowplow is under fifty.
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That's too bad.
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Yeah, and I'd planned to start working out again next week. I suppose I'll have to start training here. You mind loaning me your axe?
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Be my guest. I just re-handled it and the blade is sharp enough to cut through a three foot stack of Playdudes in one swing!
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Don't ask me how I know that.
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| Task: "Make Paula Lumber-Jog". The job takes 4 hours.
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...with temperatures reaching well below zero, health officials urge everyone to remain inside.
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Joining us now, outside, is Stephanie! On location from the Isotopes Football Stadium, for an update on sports.
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Kent, I'm standing on what should be a field covered in injured men. Instead, it is covered in ice.
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In fact, with everyone staying warm inside, the only news is that my legs have become two solid pillars of frozen meat.
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Yet another illustration for our listeners of the importance of avoiding all outside activities. To coin a phrase, it seems that all sports are frozen for the time being.
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Yes, Kent. There's nothing happening here. There's no one out here. Just me with my microphone frozen to my hand.
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Err...wait, Stephanie. Who's that behind you?
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If I can snap this ice encasing my neck to see... Yes, it appears to be a woman jogging on the ice with an axe! Give me five minutes, Kent.
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Sure, it's not like we're live or anything.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Paula's exclamation mark
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Springfield, allow me to introduce Paula, a professional lumberjack!
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I'm sorry, it's lumberjill.
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Excuse me?
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It's lumberjill. Not lumberjack. I'm a woman.
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Ah, I see you're as good at splitting hairs as you are at splitting logs!
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So, Paula, what brings you outside on a frigid day like this?
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Practice. I'm gearing up for competition. Problem is, it's so cold the trees tend to shatter when I take a whack at them.
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Fascinating. Do you mind giving our warm-at-home viewers a little taste of your skills?
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Hell, I'll give them a whole belly full. Stand back, buttercup.
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Task: "Make Paula Practice Splitting Logs". The job takes 4 hours.
If Stephanie Brockman is owned: Task: "Make Stephanie Brockman Watch Too Attentively". The job takes place at Isotope Stadium, Trees, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Fascinating! Did you see that, Kent?
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Enthralling! Portland Woman Splits Wood. I smell a Pulitzer Prize.
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Okay, well here's a news flash, Kent. The weather report calls for increasing coldness in shoulders towards certain husbands.
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That's...a very specific weather report.
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Well, there you have it! Channel Five's very own Stephanie Brockman reporting from the field. Thanks Stephanie!
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Err...can I...go now?
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After you break the ice locking me in place here.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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