  
Santa's Little Employees
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Santa's Little Employees is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires Elf Milhouse and Elf Nelson to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Elf Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Elf Nelson! Wake up! The boss is calling.
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*rubs his eyes* Aw, man, I was in the middle of a beautiful dream about my dad. I was just about to clobber him.
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You two! In my office, now!
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We're in trouble.
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Whatever it is, Elf Milhouse, we're agreed you take the blame.
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We didn't agree to that.
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*makes a fist* I meant me and my fist.
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Task: "Make Elf Milhouse Nervously Go to the Office". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Elf Nelson Grimly Go to the Office". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Do you two know what a quota is?
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Yes, sir.
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We know lots of things!
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And do you two know that every elf has a toy quota every year?
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Yup.
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Then why haven't you two delivered a single workable toy all year?
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I can explain.
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I'm all pointed ears.
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*makes a fist* Go on. Explain it, Millhouse.
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Sir, please don't fire us!
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Firing is too good for you! I'm assigning you a new supervisor. Report to the Nog Bar on floor 17.
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Yes, sir.
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*aside* Man, I'd like to shove coal down his stocking.
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Elf Nelson, I heard that! As punishment, I sentence you to prancing practice!
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That's for elf girls!
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Hey, I do it too!
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Even worse.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Elf Milhouse's exclamation mark
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We were told we had to report here to meet our new supervisor.
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Oh, you. You're the two jingleheads I'm supposed to whip into shape before Christmas.
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And Christmas is coming so what toys should we build?
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Why you askin' me? I don't know what kids like. I know it ain't me 'cause they scatter like mice when I walk down the street.
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Women too...they scatter.
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Then why'd they send us to you?
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Cause they said I need to improve my "managerial skills". They said I "need a challenge" and that I should "take a bath".
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Okay, look, here's some wood, glue and paint. Go make some toys while I get my nog on. *gulps egg nog*
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Task: "Make Elf Milhouse Assemble Presents". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House, requires Elf Nelson, and takes 4 hours.
If Elf Moe is owned: Task: "Make Elf Moe Pour Himself a Tall Nog". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Here you go, sir. Five rocking horses.
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They look like crap!
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What's wrong with them?
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Look at this paint job! Are you insane or did you forget to open a window when you used that glue?
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Just so you know, sir, I didn't do much of the work.
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Don't be so modest, Elf Nelson. You were a big help!
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Shut up, Elf Milwuss! *punches Elf Milhouse*
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Ow!
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If these was real horses I'd have 'em sent to the glue factory and then use the glue to glue your mouths shut.
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What should we do with them?
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Burn 'em...burn 'em all while I do some thinking.
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Do you mean drinking?
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It helps my thinking! *gulps egg nog*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Elf Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Look, kids these days don't want rocking horses.
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But they're fun! You can rock forward and then you can rock backward and then forward and then...
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Cram your horses! When was the last time you two got out of the North Pole, anyways?
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Is Grover Cleveland still the president?
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Oh geez.
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Okay, new plan. You two get out there and go see what kids are into so you can come up with new toy designs.
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Elf Mildork will ask the questions and I'll make sure they answer. *punches his palm*
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Ten more Christmases until retirement, Moe. Just ten more.
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| Task: "Make Elf Milhouse Investigate Current Toy Trends". The job requires Elf Nelson and takes 4 hours.
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All right, you're back. What'd you learn?
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My people skills suck.
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The kids...all they care about are these little lumps of plastic. You couldn't talk to them. They just stared and fiddled.
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We couldn't get their attention. I mooned hundreds of them and zero response. You should see it. My mooning is next-level!
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I'll take your word for it.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Elf Milhouse's exclamation mark
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What the hell's the matter with you two?
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We've been trying to make one of them button-pushy things the kids love.
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But no matter how much I punch Elf Milhouse, he just can't make one out of wood and glue.
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That's it! You clowns are making me look bad and I didn't need no help!
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Ho ho ho!
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Oh no no no!
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Santa, sir! What a surprise. A pleasant one at that, may I add.
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Elf Nelson, am I catching you doing something amiss?
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I can explain, sir! Um...well...see...um...Aw crap. *splash*
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Why did Elf Moe jump in the eggnog vat?
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Forgive us Santa! We're behind on our quotas!
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Don't turn our bones into toys!
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Oh, ho ho ho. Come sit on Santa's lap and tell him all about it.
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Whoa! We're getting "lap time"!
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Task: "Make Elf Milhouse Blush Furiously". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Elf Nelson Try to Straighten His Uniform". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Santa Claus is owned: Task: "Make Santa Sit Down and Listen". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Elf Moe is owned: Task: "Make Elf Moe Jump in the Nog Barrels". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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...I see. Well, it's going to be difficult for you two to make your quotas when you're just learning what modern toys are.
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Oh man, here it comes.
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We're in trouble.
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I wouldn't want to be you two.
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But I appreciate your efforts to learn, so...what do you say you just take the rest of the season off?
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Can I be you two?
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Gosh, thanks Santa!
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*wipes tear* I love you, Santa!
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As for you, Elf Moe... I know it's tradition to mix rum in eggnog, but your cup is nog-less. It's all rum.
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Yeah see, I was gonna drink that first then the eggnog later. Like, a lot later.
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A demotion for drinking on the job!
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Whaaa? So I ain't no supervisor no more?
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Indeed! And that means you're no longer responsible for these two elves.
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Hey, yeah! I'll drink to that! *gulps*
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Merry Christmas!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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