  
Order in the Castle
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| Order in the Castle
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Order in the Castle is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires the Retirement Castle Orderly to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark
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All right, Mr. Moleman. Keep your arms straight for now, and we'll have you out of that hole as soon as we can.
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*head in ground* Oh please hurry! I'm missing my soaps.
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...Okay, here we go! One. Two. And pull! *pop*
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Hurray, I'm free! Tell everyone I'm okay.
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No one asked.
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I was stuck in the ground for three days and no one cared?
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Your roommate moved your junk out.
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Task: "Make Retirement Castle Check Moleman for Injuries". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Hans Moleman is owned: Task: "Make Moleman Sigh Dejectedly". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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You know, just because we call you Moleman and you look like a mole doesn't mean you have to burrow.
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I can't resist it. When I was young I was bitten by a radioactive mole.
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Please promise me this won't happen again.
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I can't promise that. That's just setting myself up for failure.
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I'm sure you can resist...
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*head in ground again* Help! Help! I couldn't resist!
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...
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Here we go again! One. Two...
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark
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Hey, waiter! Where's the TV remote?
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We took away the remote to prevent any more political fights.
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Oh, so I can't watch my favorite news channel because some namby-pamby cry-baby liberals is afraid of the truth?
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Yes. That's the reason.
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Fine, then bring me a menu. I'm famished.
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Mr. Simpson, I'm not a waiter. I am an orderly at the retirement home. Remember? My name's Clark.
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Mark? Why, you still owe me twelve dollars, and don't think that dying in the trenches will get you out of it again!
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Mr. Simpson, calm down.
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No, you calm down! We got a sniper in the bell tower and I can't find the grenade that goes with this pin I just pulled!
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Oh, come on medication time! Hurry up!
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Uhp! Mr. Simpson, get out from behind the couch!
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Call in air support! Call the Canadians! The Boy Scouts! Salvation Army!
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If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Have War Flashbacks Behind a Couch". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Retirement Castle Orderly Regret Checking on Grampa". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Mr. Simpson? Yoo hoo, Abe?
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...
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Finally, some peace. He's asleep.
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He's really quiet though. Oh man, I better check.
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No heart beat. Nothing! Oh my God, he's...he's...
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*wide awake* Dead? Not yet.
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But...but you had no pulse!
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Yup. I save it for the news!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark
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It's good to see you again, Mr. Molloy. How long do you expect to be staying with us this time?
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Oh, only a few days, I expect. Just lying low for the moment.
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Good to see you've given up your thieving ways.
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Yes, it's the straight and narrow for me, orderly!
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It's Clark, sir.
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What's that?
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My name.
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Your name is...? Don't tell me. Let me guess.
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But if you'll excuse me, I see some fans coming and wish not to be bothered. If they ask for me, I'm not here because...well, I'm not.
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Please don't climb out the window.
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*climbs out window* Farewell!
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Excuse me, orderly! Have you seen an elderly gentleman come in here?
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Be more specific, chief. This whole place is lousy with old folks.
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Right. Have you seen the elderly gentleman I'm looking for come in here, orderly?
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*holds out name tag* My name is Clark. Says it right here.
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Let me put on my reading glasses.
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Nope, these are my shooting glasses. Nothing more difficult than aiming at a fuzzy perp.
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Task: "Make Retirement Castle Orderly Man the Front Desk". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Molloy is owned: Task: "Make Molloy Sneak Out a Window". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Continue to Communicate Poorly". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I'm sorry, sir, but the description you've given includes every resident of this facility. Including all of the women.
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Even the part where I said they were old?
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Especially that part.
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Hey, chief? Didn't you park right outside the front door?
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Sure did. Primo spot.
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Then someone's stealing your car right now.
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Is he a dashing debonair dude with a roguish attitude?
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I can't determine his roguishness from here.
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The man you described sounds like Molloy.
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Molloy! That's his name!
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*runs out* Let's go! Thanks orderly!
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*calls after him* It's Clark!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark
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Okay, Clark. No one knows your name because you've got to work on your assertiveness.
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Hey, orderly. You got any more juice?
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*offers orange juice* Yes sir. Here you go.
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*drinks* Ah, that's the good stuff.
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*hands back empty glass* Here. What are ya waiting for? A tip?
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No, I just wanted to remind you that my name is...
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Here's a tip. Don't expect a tip from me! *laughs*
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Catch ya later, waiter.
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Ugh! Maybe I should change my name to "Waiter".
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| Task: "Make Retirement Castle Orderly Practice Assertiveness". The job takes 4 hours.
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Moleman, I need some advice. You've been ignored your whole life, right?
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Are you actually talking to me?
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I guess that answers that. Yes, Moleman, I'm asking you. How do you deal with being taken for granted?
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Well, every morning I look in the mirror and I tell myself, "You are Hans Moleman. The only and best moleman in the world".
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So, an affirmation?
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Yes, then I look forward to the day and all the stealing I can easily do because no one notices me.
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Well that's...turning it into a positive. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
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Thanks, Clark. *hobbles out*
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He said my name!
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My wallet!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark
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Good evening, Abe. Here's your nighttime dose.
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What's wrong with your face? Why are you frowning up?
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There's that sense of humor we all love! Sleep well, Abe.
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Why's he so happy? Bet he's been dippin' into our meds.
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Or he's poisoned them.
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*eyes pill in his hand* Hmm...only one way to find out. You go first.
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Okay. For science! *tosses pill into his mouth*
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| Task: "Make Retirement Castle Orderly Perform His Rounds". The job takes 4 hours.
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There's something wrong with that orderly. He's happy. Too happy.
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Any happy is too happy!
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He's probably found a new job.
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Yeah, it's probably something important too, with meetings here and there...
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...a jet-setting life crisscrossing the world to make hot deals for big money!
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And the women! One on each arm. That's all the arms he has!
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And bathtubs full of champagne.
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Hm, if he's gonna be such a big shot, we should really learn his name.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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