The Wandering Juvie/Quotes

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Homer: It's not all your fault. All these years I've watched you turn our son into a time bomb and yet I did nothing. So in a way, I too am a victim. Of you!

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Homer: I believe that children are our future... unless we stop them now!

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Gina: There's something I have to tell you guys.

Officer Lou: Alright, look, my fly is down 'cause it's broken, okay?

Gina: No, it's something else.

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The Warden: You got the guard job!

[He holds out a nightstick]

Warden: This end's for whacking, this one's for holding.

Homer: When does training start?

Warden: It just ended.

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