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{{TB|Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"}}
 
{{TB|Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br/>Then this appears:<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Guitar Central notice.png|200px|center]]<br/>After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br/>Then this appears:<br/>[[File:Tapped Out Guitar Central notice.png|200px|center]]<br/>After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.|colspan=2}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB| Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Look, people get tired. They reuse things.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick  (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|This place is amazing!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|I'm leaving now.}}
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}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|They sure did have a lot of guitars.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|WOW! These guitars are so cool!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.}}
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}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|It was a premium item, after all.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
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}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB| There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Time to leave.}}
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{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
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{{TB|Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:}}
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{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
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{{TB|Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB| So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?}}
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{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
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{{TB|Exactly!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Now that's what I call a good business plan.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''':  Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
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}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play. }}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Otto was wrong.  I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Maybe if you found a friend to play with...}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Marge you're a genius!  A lady genius!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments  (60 minutes, Guitar Central)<br>''''Task''': Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play ''(x5)'' (60 minutes, Guitar Central)|colspan=2}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Ha ha suckers!  Guess what!  You'll never touch those instruments again!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives! }}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!}}
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{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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{{TB|These instruments aren't a total waste of money. }}
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{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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{{TB|They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.}}
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{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*MENACING CHUCKLE*</nowiki>}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play  ''(x5)'' (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.}}
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}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|They'll never beat me in the church!}}
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{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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{{TB|Beat him in the church!}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Run to the Church (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)<br>''''Task''': Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church ''(x5)'' (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)|colspan=2}}
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}}
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=== Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Did you learn anything from this, Homie?}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Do do do do do do do do do do!  Do do do do do do do do do do do do!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|What a beautiful concert...  So many blinks and blonks... la la la la}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Fall into a Coma (60 minutes, Simpson Home)<br>''''Task''': Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (60 minutes, Simpson Home)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|I feel great!}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|You were in a coma for seven days!}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Well it sped by.  And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Comas rule!}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*SOBS*</nowiki>}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey!  A new big box store called "Guitar Central!" }}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Just like Guitar Center!  I'll have to check it out.}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*WORRIED NOISE*</nowiki>}}
 
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Revision as of 03:19, November 21, 2014

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"Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in"
"Upcoming"

Template:NewUpdate The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update was released on November 20, 2014, file-named "v4_11_Thanksgiving2014_Patch1_PreLaunch". It was 13.7MB. This update included the "Heimlich Machine", one frame of the animation of which, now altered, was found in the Halloween 2014 event.

The "Thanksgiving" menu in the store is unlocked after completing the "myPad" quest and starting the "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest. Its description states, "Thanksgiving has landed! For a limited time, get all the Thanksgiving items here!". The episode tie-in content will be available until 8am GMT on November 25, 2014. The Thanksgiving content will not wholly disappear until December 2, 2014 at 8am GMT.

Characters

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Jacqueline Bouvier.png Mrs. Bouvier Tapped Out Mrs. Bouvier unlock.png Is unlocked with Piggly's Super Smorg.
70px Tribal Chief Tapped Out Unlock Tribal Chief.png Is unlocked with Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino. Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Costumes

Image Costume Costs Unlock message Notes
150px Puritan Flanders FREE Tapped Out Puritan Flanders unlock.png "From the Season 17 episode 'The Wettest Stories Ever Told'." Is placed in the inventory during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.
80px Sacagawea Lisa FREE Tapped Out Unlock Sacagawea Lisa.png Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Is awarded to players who didn't unlock the costume last year during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Piggly's Super Smorg.png Piggly's Super Smorg Donut Tapped Out.png140 6s Unlocks Jacqueline Bouvier. Requires Level 5.
150px Stomach Staple Center Not available until November 29, 2014.
Tapped Out Guitar Central.png Guitar Central Donut Tapped Out.png50 6s Requires Level 17 and to complete "Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2."
Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Tapped Out.png Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Donut Tapped Out.png150 6s Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Unlocks Tribal Chief.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Heimlich Machine.png Heimlich Machine Donut Tapped Out.png60 Requires Level 5.
Cornucopia.png Cornucopia Donut Tapped Out.png15
Tapped Out Caged Tom Turkey.png Caged Tom Turkey Donut Tapped Out.png100 Requires Level 5.
Tapped Out Outdoor Feast Table.png Outdoor Feast Table FREE Not available until November 25, 2014.
Tapped Out Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon.png Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon Cash.png5,400 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Stampy Parade Balloon.png Stampy Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out The Grumple Parade Balloon.png The Grumple Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png25
Tapped Out Blinky Balloon.png Blinky Balloon Cash.png16,500 Returning from Thanksgiving 2012 and Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Snowball 2 Balloon.png Snowball 2 Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png15
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Balloon.png Santa's Little Helper Balloon Cash.png30,000
Tapped Out Pow-Wow's Casino Sign.png Pow-Wow's Casino Sign Donut Tapped Out.png40 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Gameplay

Thanksgiving Season 2014

After logging in:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Thanksgiving!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The high holiday of gorging!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uncluttered with Yule logs, Easter egg hunts, flag saluting or the yoinking out of groundhogs.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It's also a time for solemn prayer and giving thanks to Our--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stuff it, Flanders!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like every holiday, the turkey season combines my three favorite things --
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Eating, quests and prizes.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But do you have any idea what day comes AFTER Thanksgiving?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png LEFTOVERS DAY!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I was talking about Black Friday.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Martin Luther King Day?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You really are clueless. Looks like I'm going to have to educate you in the manner of Miles Flandish.
Puritan Flanders One-two, buckle my shoes! Three four Pilgrim-ize some more!
This appears:
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Puritan Flanders notice.png

and then if the player does not have Sacagawea Lisa and taps "OK":
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Sacagawea Lisa notice.png

after tapping "OK", the player is taken to the Characters menu of the inventory. Sacagawea Lisa, for players who have not yet unlocked her's name is yellow.
After returning to normal game screen:
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Educate Homer (6h, with Homer, Simpson House)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1

Requires Level 17.
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I'm all out of reeds.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's a reed?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Your sax-a-ma-phone?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you OK?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.
Task: Build King Toot's and Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's (6s, reward Cash.png2, with Lisa, King Toot's)
After job start:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh no! King Toot's is closed!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The windows are all boarded up!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What happened?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.
Task: Make Homer Visit Moe's (60 minutes, Moe's)
After job start:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can you elaborate more?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.
System Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Then this appears:
Tapped Out Guitar Central notice.png

After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look, people get tired. They reuse things.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.
Task: Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.
Task: Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.
Task: Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This place is amazing!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm leaving now.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They sure did have a lot of guitars.
Task: Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png WOW! These guitars are so cool!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It was a premium item, after all.
Task: Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Time to leave.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Exactly!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now that's what I call a good business plan.
Task: Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Maybe if you found a friend to play with...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!
Task: Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
'Task: Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png These instruments aren't a total waste of money.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png *MENACING CHUCKLE*
Task: Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.


Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They'll never beat me in the church!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Beat him in the church!
Task: Make Homer Run to the Church (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)
'Task: Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (x5) (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)


Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la
Task: Make Homer Fall into a Coma (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
'Task: Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I feel great!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You were in a coma for seven days!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Comas rule!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *SOBS*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey! A new big box store called "Guitar Central!"
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *WORRIED NOISE*

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