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{{qf|[[Snake]]}} Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?
:'''[[Snake]]''': Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No, it doesn't.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, it doesn't.
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{{qf|Snake}} I'm sorry I wasted your time.
:'''Snake''': I'm sorry I wasted your time.
 
 
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:'''[[Squeaky voiced English teen]]''': Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.
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{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced English teen]]}} Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Fish? I dunno… I’m not really a vegetarian.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Fish? I dunno... I'm not really a vegetarian.
:'''Squeaky voiced English teen''': Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.
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{{qf|Squeaky voiced English teen}} Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.
:'''[[Judi Dench]]''': Who are you talking to?!
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{{qf|[[Judi Dench]]}} Who are you talking to?!
:'''Squeaky voiced English teen''': No one, Mum! I swear!
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{{qf|Squeaky voiced English teen}} No one, Mum! I swear!
:'''Judi Dench''': I'll Mum you!!
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{{qf|Judi Dench}} I'll Mum you!!
:'''Squeaky voiced English teen''': Ahh!... Oof!... Ow!... Oh, blimey!
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{{qf|Squeaky voiced English teen}} Ahh!... Oof!... Ow!... Oh, blimey!
 
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:'''Lisa''': Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.
:'''Homer''': Sweet freedom, here I… Owww!
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{{qf|Homer}} Sweet freedom, here I... Owww!
:'''Lisa''': Put out the fire first!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Put out the fire first!
 
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:'''Homer''': Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
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{{qf|Homer}} Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
:'''[[Marge]]''': You punched out three people on the street.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You punched out three people on the street.
:'''Homer''': That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave {{w|Ryan Giggs|Giggs}} a yellow card in the box?!
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{{qf|Homer}} That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave {{W|Ryan Giggs|Giggs}} a yellow card in the box?!
:'''Marge''': Do you understand any part of what you just said?
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{{qf|Marge}} Do you understand any part of what you just said?
:'''Homer''': I understood the word 'gave'unless it means something else in this country!
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{{qf|Homer}} I understood the word 'gave'... unless it means something else in this country!
 
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:'''Homer''': Marge I'll be on my best behaviour. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge I'll be on my best behavior. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?
 
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:'''Homer''': (After meeting [[Tony Blair]]) Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[After meeting [[Tony Blair]]]'' Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!
 
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:'''Lisa''': Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the [[Harry Potter]] books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
:'''[[J.K. Rowling|Rowling]]''': Thank you, young muggle.
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{{qf|[[J.K. Rowling|Rowling]]}} Thank you, young muggle.
:'''Lisa''': Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
:'''Rowling''': He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
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{{qf|Rowling}} He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
:'''Lisa''': Yes…
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{{qf|Lisa}} Yes...
 
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 03:29, October 16, 2021


Season 15 Episode Quotes
316 "The President Wore Pearls"
317
"The Regina Monologues"
"The Fat and the Furriest" 318


Snake: Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?
Lisa: No, it doesn't.
Snake: I'm sorry I wasted your time.

Squeaky-voiced English teen: Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.
Homer: Fish? I dunno... I'm not really a vegetarian.
Squeaky voiced English teen: Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.
Judi Dench: Who are you talking to?!
Squeaky voiced English teen: No one, Mum! I swear!
Judi Dench: I'll Mum you!!
Squeaky voiced English teen: Ahh!... Oof!... Ow!... Oh, blimey!

Lisa: Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.
Homer: Sweet freedom, here I... Owww!
Lisa: Put out the fire first!

Homer: Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
Marge: You punched out three people on the street.
Homer: That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?!
Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
Homer: I understood the word 'gave'... unless it means something else in this country!

Homer: Marge I'll be on my best behavior. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?

Homer: [After meeting Tony Blair] Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!

Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
Rowling: Thank you, young muggle.
Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
Rowling: He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
Lisa: Yes...
Season 15 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIV My Mother the Carjacker The President Wore Pearls The Regina Monologues The Fat and the Furriest Today I Am a Clown 'Tis the Fifteenth Season Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot Diatribe of a Mad Housewife Margical History Tour Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Smart and Smarter The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Co-Dependent's Day The Wandering Juvie My Big Fat Geek Wedding Catch 'Em If You Can Simple Simpson The Way We Weren't Bart-Mangled Banner Fraudcast News