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:'''Kent Brockman:''' Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. ''[polite applause]''
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. ''[polite applause]''
:'''{{ch|Britney Spears}}:'''  And I'm teen sensation, [[Britney Spears]]. ''[loud applause]''
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{{qf|{{Ch|Britney Spears}}}} And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. ''[loud applause]''
:'''Kent Brockman:''' And I'm Kent Brockman. ''[no applause; Kent gestures to [[Britney Spears]]'' With [[Britney Spears]]! ''[wild applause]''
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} And I'm Kent Brockman. ''[no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears]'' With Britney Spears! ''[wild applause]''
 
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:'''Doctor:''' You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
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{{qf|Doctor}} You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You mean I have pneumonia?
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} You mean I have pneumonia?
:'''Doctor:''' Yes.
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{{qf|Doctor}} Yes.
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Juvenile diabetes?
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Juvenile diabetes?
:'''Doctor:''' Yes.
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{{qf|Doctor}} Yes.
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Hysterical pregnancy?
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hysterical pregnancy?
:'''Doctor:''' Uh . . . a little bit, yes.
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{{qf|Doctor}} Uh... a little bit, yes.
 
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:'''Pirate Captain:''' Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA [[Hong Kong]]!
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{{qf|Pirate Captain}} Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA [[Hong Kong]]!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Are you friendly pirates?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Are you friendly pirates?
:'''Pirate Captain:''' Uhh, not really, no.
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{{qf|Pirate Captain}} Uhh, not really, no.
 
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:'''Pirate:''' Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!
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{{qf|Pirate}} Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ah, it's good to be home.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Ah, it's good to be home.
:'''Homer:''' I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
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{{qf|Homer}} I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. ''[spits on the floor]''
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. ''[spits on the floor]''
  
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Latest revision as of 03:16, October 16, 2021


Season 11 Episode Quotes
237 "Faith Off"
238
"The Mansion Family"
"Saddlesore Galactica" 239


Kent Brockman: Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. [polite applause]
Britney Spears: And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. [loud applause]
Kent Brockman: And I'm Kent Brockman. [no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears] With Britney Spears! [wild applause]

Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh... a little bit, yes.

Pirate Captain: Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!

Homer: Are you friendly pirates?
Pirate Captain: Uhh, not really, no.

Pirate: Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!

Lisa: Ah, it's good to be home.
Homer: I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
Bart: Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. [spits on the floor]
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter