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#Offer them to Satan. | #Offer them to Satan. | ||
| − | ===Cat Food Salad=== | + | === Cat Food Salad === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Cat food | *Cat food | ||
*Relish | *Relish | ||
*Matonnaise | *Matonnaise | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Mix together in a bowl. | #Mix together in a bowl. | ||
#Chill and serve. | #Chill and serve. | ||
| − | ===Filly Steak Sandwish=== | + | === Filly Steak Sandwish === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Racehorse | *Racehorse | ||
*Bell peppers | *Bell peppers | ||
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*Onion | *Onion | ||
*Roll | *Roll | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Have Daddy bring one home from the track. | #Have Daddy bring one home from the track. | ||
| − | ===Tot Diggety Dog=== | + | === Tot Diggety Dog === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Hot dog | *Hot dog | ||
*Mud | *Mud | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Get a hot dog. | #Get a hot dog. | ||
#Roll it in the mud. | #Roll it in the mud. | ||
| − | ===Corn Dogs=== | + | === Corn Dogs === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Corn on the cob | *Corn on the cob | ||
*Dog food | *Dog food | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Get a corn on the cob. | #Get a corn on the cob. | ||
#Spread some of the dog's food on uit. | #Spread some of the dog's food on uit. | ||
#Don't let the dog catch you doing this. | #Don't let the dog catch you doing this. | ||
| − | ===Aquarium Gravel in a Cloud=== | + | === Aquarium Gravel in a Cloud === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Aquarium gravel | *Aquarium gravel | ||
*Vanilla pudding | *Vanilla pudding | ||
*Whipped cream | *Whipped cream | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Get some aquarium gravel. | #Get some aquarium gravel. | ||
#Put it in some pudding. | #Put it in some pudding. | ||
#Top with whipped cream. | #Top with whipped cream. | ||
| − | ===Crunchy Muchies=== | + | === Crunchy Muchies === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Dirt | *Dirt | ||
*Twigs | *Twigs | ||
*Paste | *Paste | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Get a twig. | #Get a twig. | ||
#Spreak paste over it. | #Spreak paste over it. | ||
#Stick it in the dirt. | #Stick it in the dirt. | ||
| − | ===Daddy's Phony Baloney Sandwich=== | + | === Daddy's Phony Baloney Sandwich === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Baloney | *Baloney | ||
*Malarkey | *Malarkey | ||
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*A load of hooey | *A load of hooey | ||
*Bread | *Bread | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Eat it and be quit, Kid! | #Eat it and be quit, Kid! | ||
===Chicken á la Viking=== | ===Chicken á la Viking=== | ||
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Chicken pot pie | *Chicken pot pie | ||
*Swedish meat | *Swedish meat | ||
*Danish pastry | *Danish pastry | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Mix ingredients together in your lunch box. | #Mix ingredients together in your lunch box. | ||
#Leave it in your backpack over the weekend. | #Leave it in your backpack over the weekend. | ||
#Share with friends on Monday. | #Share with friends on Monday. | ||
| − | ===S'morz No Mores=== | + | === S'morz No Mores === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Marshmallows | *Marshmallows | ||
*Graham crackers | *Graham crackers | ||
*Brown crayons | *Brown crayons | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Put marshmallows and brown crayons together in pan on stovetop. | #Put marshmallows and brown crayons together in pan on stovetop. | ||
#Simmer for 5 minutes. | #Simmer for 5 minutes. | ||
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#Pour onto cracker. | #Pour onto cracker. | ||
| − | ===Smashed Potatoes=== | + | === Smashed Potatoes === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Potatoes | *Potatoes | ||
*Regrets | *Regrets | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Go to fridge. | #Go to fridge. | ||
#Get a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes. | #Get a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes. | ||
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#Have bullies shove your face in it. | #Have bullies shove your face in it. | ||
| − | ===Ants on a Log=== | + | === Ants on a Log === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*Ants | *Ants | ||
*Stick | *Stick | ||
*Paste | *Paste | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Get a stick about 4 inches long. | #Get a stick about 4 inches long. | ||
#Spread paste over the stick. | #Spread paste over the stick. | ||
#Sprinkle ants onto pase. | #Sprinkle ants onto pase. | ||
| − | ===Mommy's Tired of Making Lunches=== | + | === Mommy's Tired of Making Lunches === |
| − | ====Ingredients==== | + | ==== Ingredients ==== |
*$5.00 | *$5.00 | ||
| − | ====Preparation==== | + | ==== Preparation ==== |
#Get your self somethinkg at the cafeteria. | #Get your self somethinkg at the cafeteria. | ||
| − | + | {{Food|other=yes}} | |
Latest revision as of 14:39, April 18, 2021
Lunch Box Restipees is a collection of recipes by Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.
Contents
- 1 Recipes
- 1.1 Deviled Eggs
- 1.2 Cat Food Salad
- 1.3 Filly Steak Sandwish
- 1.4 Tot Diggety Dog
- 1.5 Corn Dogs
- 1.6 Aquarium Gravel in a Cloud
- 1.7 Crunchy Muchies
- 1.8 Daddy's Phony Baloney Sandwich
- 1.9 Chicken á la Viking
- 1.10 S'morz No Mores
- 1.11 Smashed Potatoes
- 1.12 Ants on a Log
- 1.13 Mommy's Tired of Making Lunches
Recipes[edit]
Deviled Eggs[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Eggs
- Mayonnaise
- Paprika
- Satan
Preparation[edit]
- Get six hard-boiled eggs.
- Mix them up with some mayonnaise.
- Spinkle on some paprika.
- Offer them to Satan.
Cat Food Salad[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Cat food
- Relish
- Matonnaise
Preparation[edit]
- Mix together in a bowl.
- Chill and serve.
Filly Steak Sandwish[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Racehorse
- Bell peppers
- Swiss cheese
- Onion
- Roll
Preparation[edit]
- Have Daddy bring one home from the track.
Tot Diggety Dog[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Hot dog
- Mud
Preparation[edit]
- Get a hot dog.
- Roll it in the mud.
Corn Dogs[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Corn on the cob
- Dog food
Preparation[edit]
- Get a corn on the cob.
- Spread some of the dog's food on uit.
- Don't let the dog catch you doing this.
Aquarium Gravel in a Cloud[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Aquarium gravel
- Vanilla pudding
- Whipped cream
Preparation[edit]
- Get some aquarium gravel.
- Put it in some pudding.
- Top with whipped cream.
Crunchy Muchies[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Dirt
- Twigs
- Paste
Preparation[edit]
- Get a twig.
- Spreak paste over it.
- Stick it in the dirt.
Daddy's Phony Baloney Sandwich[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Baloney
- Malarkey
- Hogwash
- A load of hooey
- Bread
Preparation[edit]
- Eat it and be quit, Kid!
Chicken á la Viking[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Chicken pot pie
- Swedish meat
- Danish pastry
Preparation[edit]
- Mix ingredients together in your lunch box.
- Leave it in your backpack over the weekend.
- Share with friends on Monday.
S'morz No Mores[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Marshmallows
- Graham crackers
- Brown crayons
Preparation[edit]
- Put marshmallows and brown crayons together in pan on stovetop.
- Simmer for 5 minutes.
- Let cool.
- Pour onto cracker.
Smashed Potatoes[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Potatoes
- Regrets
Preparation[edit]
- Go to fridge.
- Get a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes.
- Sit down on curb outside to eat it.
- Have bullies shove your face in it.
Ants on a Log[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- Ants
- Stick
- Paste
Preparation[edit]
- Get a stick about 4 inches long.
- Spread paste over the stick.
- Sprinkle ants onto pase.
Mommy's Tired of Making Lunches[edit]
Ingredients[edit]
- $5.00
Preparation[edit]
- Get your self somethinkg at the cafeteria.
