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:'''Homer''': Compu-global-hyper-meganet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty. | :'''Homer''': Compu-global-hyper-meganet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty. | ||
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- Bart: Food patrol, how'd you do ?
- Lisa holds up three berries
- Bart: What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?
- Lisa: All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. (Squishes a purple berry)
- Ralph: I ated the purple berries... oh (clutches stomach), oh (bends down), oh (falls over)
- Bart: How are they Ralph?... Good?
- Ralph: They taste like (pause) burning.
- Bart: Welp, food patrol blew it.
- Milhouse: Oh yeah? Well your shelter does not look like something to boast about.
- Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.
- Bart: You will be thankful when monsoon season hits.
- Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.
- Bart: Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto.
- Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.
- Otto{talking to himself}: Oh man, I cannot swim another inch. I am going to drown.
- Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.
- Otto: Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved!
- Fisherman #1{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others?
- Fisherman #2{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery.
- Otto{speaking English}: I think I am going to like it aboard this ship!
- Narrator: So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... Moe.
- Homer: Compu-global-hyper-meganet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty.
- Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
- Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
- Homer: Can I have some money now?
