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The Cropfather

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The Cropfather
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Simpsanos
Required characters: Homer, Wise Guys, Apu
Optional characters: Fat Tony, Louie, Legs, Mike Wegman, Cletus, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog, Mike Wegman
Previous quest(s): Everything Old Is Legal Again
Next quest(s): Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance

The Cropfather is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between April 19, 2024 and May 15, 2024
Brockman TV - Grim It turns out something is still illegal in Springfield, and citizens can't get enough of the disgusting, highly addictive stuff!
Fat Tony - Grim We run the tomacco business in this town but where is the flood of the supply coming from?
Legs *shrugs* Who knows?
Fat Tony - Grim That's my point. I want YOU to know. Now go shake the trees.
Legs - Happy Got it, boss. Can I keep any peaches that drop out?
Fat Tony - Grim Bring the information and the peaches back to me.
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x105).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Send His Guys to Investigate". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Investigate Tomacco" (x2). The job takes place at Cletus's Farm or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Legs - Angry Cletus, how come you're not keeping up with the mob's tomacco demand?
Cletus - Sad I only gots one small plot and no amount of mule manure will increase production.
Cletus Kwik-E-Marts got their demands too, ya know.
Louie - Angry Squeezed by convenience cartels? We'll see about that.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Confidential

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Legs - Angry Come clean, Apu, where's your tomacco supply coming from if it ain't from us?!
Apu - Embarrassed Um...
Louie - Angry Don't make us break your legs 'cause we love doin' that.
Legs And you know what they say: doin' what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
Legs - Angry Now s'pose you tell us who's supplying your tomacco?
Apu - Thoughtful The Convenience Store Owners Oath of Service prevents me from being truthful so...
Apu - Happy ...may I interest you in a beef jerky block instead?
Legs - Nervous Waitaminute. If your oath stops ya from bein' truthful, is this really beef in this jerky?
Apu - Sad Sorry. Oath of Service, remember.
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x85).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Wait to Hear From His Guys". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Louie is owned: Task: "Make Louie Buy an Absurd Amount of Beef Jerky". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Worry About What's in This Beef Jerky". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Tell Wise Guys About...the Cropfather". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
Apu - Surprised Okay. I'm breaking the Oath so that you're not breaking my legs. The man you seek is known only as...the Cropfather.
Louie - Surprised Whoa! That's a cool name.
Legs So cool. But that's all you can tell us after we bought all your mystery meat jerky?
Apu - Embarrassed Okay...his name might also be Homer.
Louie - Confused Homer? Why is that name so familiar?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Cletus' Corn Field

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Legs Mike Wegman...time to take a little ride.
Mike Wegman - Surprised Look, fellas...if this is about me missin' a payment, I can explain...by RUNNING AWAY!
Louie - Angry *grabs Mike* Easy there, horsie.
Legs We're only lookin' for the tomacco "Cropfather". All we got to go on is a name — "Homer".
Mike Wegman - Happy You mean Homer Simpsons — my mentor at the nuclear power plant? He's a power-planting genius!
Legs - Angry That explains where he's getting all the radioactive gunk to grow tomacco!
Louie - Confused If he's around radiation so much, how come he doesn't have superpowers?
Mike Wegman - Annoyed Homer Simpsons has more superpowers than Superman, Spider-Man, and Patrick Mahomes combined!
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x105).
If Mike Wegman is owned: Task: "Make Mike Wegman Defend Homer Simpsons". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Louie is owned: Task: "Make Louie Worry That Homer Might Have Super Powers". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Get Homer's Current Whereabouts From Mike". The job takes place at the Mike Wegman Center, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Wonder What's Taking His Guys so Long". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Visitable Homes or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Louie We found the guy who's supplying all the tomacco. He's been right under your nose.
Fat Tony - Grim Are you insulting the bulbicity of my schnozzola?
Louie - Surprised No, boss, no!
Legs In college, my roommate had a whole hydroponics lab set up right under our noses.
Fat Tony - Suspicious Legs, you went to a post-secondary institution?
Legs On a bocce ball scholarship.
Fat Tony I'm impressed. As your capo, I try to encourage higher education.
Louie I'm gettin' outta 6th grade this year.
Fat Tony - Grim You best hold off on your braggadocio, Louie.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Spuckler Barn

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Fat Tony - Suspicious This is the address Michael Wegman gave you for this Homer mook?
Cletus - Smiling Howdy, city fellers!
Louie - Angry When we were here before, you didn't tell us you knew who was supplying all the non-mob tomacco.
Cletus - Enthused You didn't ask me no nevermind about who's doin' all the other growin'.
Fat Tony - Angry What is this slackjaw saying? I don't speak Bumpkin.
Legs Relax, boss. I took Bumpkin for my language requirement in college.
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x115).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Start to Lose His Patience". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Translate Bumpkin for Fat Tony" (xCletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House). The job takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Explain the Tomacco Syndicate" (xCletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House). The job takes 4 hours.
Cletus - Enthused This city feller moseyed up with a buncha mud nuggets and some glowin' green sticks, and tells the folks here 'bouts to plant 'em together and we'd be happier than a sow in slop.
Fat Tony - Grim Legs?
Legs Homer came here with seeds and radioactive rods and now everyone is growing tomacco for him.
Fat Tony - Angry I don't care how long it takes — find this mastermind called Homer!
Homer Hey! I think my name's Homer.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Sports Palace

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Fat Tony Homer, I'm impressed with how you've organized these hillbillies into a tomacco empire. But there's one thing your operation is missing.
Homer - Confused Don't say dental plan. With all these toothless yokels I employ, the premiums would wipe me out.
Fat Tony - Happy I'm talking about a partner. With my muscle and illicit business acumen combined with your radioactive material and network of drooling farmers, you can be more than just some guy selling highly addictive tobacco-infused vegetables.
Homer - Surprised *gasp* I could be a Godfather?!
Fat Tony No. But you could be...the Cropfather.
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x145).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Butter Homer Up". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Become...the Cropfather". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Fat Tony - Happy So whaddaya say...Cropfather?
The Cropfather - Happy *crying* I've been called Crapfather, Crudfather, Flabfather... This is the first time I've been any kind of father that isn't an insult!
The Cropfather You've got a deal...Tomacco Tony.
Fat Tony - Grim Don't do that.
The Cropfather - Nervous Sorry. I just thought you needed a cool nickname, too.
Fat Tony I'm good with the name my dear mother gave me at birth — Fat Tony.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Cropfather

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Harvest Tomaccos Homer, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Fat Tony, Cletus 4h Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or Brown House Tomacco5, XP45
Buy Bushels of Tomaccos Mike Wegman, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Brown House, Mike Wegman Center, Springfield Sardi's, or Shop Tomacco8, XP70