| Insert Credit Card
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Insert Credit Card is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 53 content update. It requires the Malibu Stacy Headquarters to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Stacy Lovell's exclamation mark
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Hello, young consumer.
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Ms. Lovell, creator of the Malibu Stacy dolls! What are you doing here?
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The executives at Malibu Stacy Headquarters have brought me back to save the company.
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No, I meant what are you doing here outside my house, hiding in my bushes?
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I'm trying to observe the target demographic, playing in their natural environment. Think of me as a prettier Jane Goodall, and you as a slightly less hairy ape.
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Okay. Jane Goodall's actually one of my heroes.
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What a coincidence – I'm one of my heroes!
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Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Observe The Target Market". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Play In Her Room". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Stacy Lovell's exclamation mark
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Lisa, it's been two hours and you haven't touched a single doll. Not even Touch Me Tammy... which I thought was recalled.
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Yeah I guess the internet and digital age have made playing with tangible, physical toys feel kind of dated.
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Yeah, man. Why play with dumb dolls or figures when you can just play a video game?
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Woo hoo! I just got 1,000 bonus points on Dumb Dolls and Figures! Now I can upgrade my Dumb Doll to a Figure!
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But why play with a digital version when you can play with the real thing right here?
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Because your friends can't see how much you've accomplished and evaluate those accomplishments with a system of likes and hearts.
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Ugh, another story about games in a game? Let's hope this one doesn't get too meta.
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| Task: "Make Bart Slowly Explain Technology to Stacy Lovell". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Stacy Lovell's exclamation mark
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Thank you very much, young man. I believe I now understand the series of tubes and tunnels that is the internet.
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That isn't what the internet is at all! And why are you listening to Bart about girls' toys? He thought Computer Science was a class where the computers do the science for you.
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Calculators do math for me. And Martin does English for me. It seemed like a natural progression.
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I'll talk to anyone, Lisa. Inspiration comes from the unlikeliest of places. For instance, I thought of Malibu Stacy while driving in Malibu and thinking about my own first name.
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Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Develop a New Toy Line". The job takes place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Test Products". The job takes place at Benches and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Stacy Lovell's exclamation mark
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Members of the Board, I present to you the next generation of Malibu Stacy – myStace!
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You had millions of dollars to develop a new doll and you created a game instead?
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Why would anyone want to waste thousands of hours playing a game with no real goal or actual challenges?
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To quote the inspirational app development movie 'Field of Memes,' "If you build it, they will play."
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Fine, you can go ahead with the project. Not because of this presentation but because we can't go to lunch until this meeting is over.
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Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Host a Product Test". The job takes place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Test the myStace Game". The job takes place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Test the myStace Game" (x3). The jobs take place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters and take 12 hours.
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Welcome to the first test of myStace, the new Malibu Stacy video game and toy line.
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Purchase all the Malibu Stacy dolls and accessories you already have in real life, but now in digital form. The dolls look so real, you can almost touch them.
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But you can't. And according to this price sheet, they cost more than the ones you can.
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Shut up! I want that digital Malibu Stacy hat!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Stacy Lovell's exclamation mark
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This myStace game has been a huge success! There's even talk about reinstating me as CEO of Malibu Stacy. Talk by me, but talk nonetheless.
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That's great, but what are you doing here?
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I came to thank you and present you with our new myStace Stacy Doll.
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If you put it on the separately purchased myStace game stand, you can have an in-game tea party with all her separately purchased friends.
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Thanks, I guess. But I meant what are you doing here hiding in the bushes outside my house again?
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Oh that? I just like spying.
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Task: "Make Lisa Play myStace at Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Attend a Board Coup". The job takes place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Stacy Lovell's exclamation mark
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Were you up all night playing that game?
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My fashion score is too low. And I can't seem to boost my friend count. At this rate I'm going to end up an uncool, friendless nerd. Can you imagine?
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The current high score is held by a gamer named Milhouse. Do you think that's our Milhouse or that weird guy who lives in the grain factory?
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I used all the pity money that I got in my parent's last divorce to boost myself to the top of the myStace leaderboards.
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I'll gladly give all my points to you if you hold my hand for 15 minutes.
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In-game or in real life?
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Oh man, this is a real Stacy's Choice.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Hold Hands With Milhouse". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 15 minutes.
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Lisa, what are you doing holding Milhouse's hand? Is this how low you've stooped to get digital doll accessories?
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Eek! You're right. What kind of monster have I become?
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You know I'm standing right here.
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Companies aren't serving consumer needs – they're creating them. They've got us collecting figures that won't even work with the next version.
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It'll work with the next version, after a nominal 'upgrade' fee. Per figure.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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