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Coyote Oldie

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Coyote Oldie
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 9
Update: Wild West
Requirement(s): Wilted Rose
Required characters: Skinner, Agnes
Optional characters: Belle, Comic Book Guy, Chalmers, Otto, Grampa, Mr. Burns, Sideshow Mel, Barney, Willie

Coyote Oldie is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires the Wilted Rose to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner - Sad The Wilted Rose? But that's an obscure reference to a 5-second dream sequence I starred in.
Skinner - Puzzled Who would POSSIBLY remember that?
Agnes You had a dream that your mother worked in a brothel that specialized in old hags.
Agnes - Angry HOW COULD I EVER FORGET THAT?
Agnes - Angry At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from "weird-but-funny" to just plain "off-putting."
Task: "Make Skinner Fret Over Past Dreams". The job takes place at the Skinner House or Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark
Agnes - Angry Shame, Seymour! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!
Skinner - Annoyed How I wish I'd never let you watch "Game of Thrones," Mother.
Belle Welcome to The Wilted Rose, sir. Where you'll find only the most decrepit, withered crones. For men of refined tastes.
Belle And who is this perfectly stunning hag? Is she your grandmother?
Agnes *giggles* Flatterer. I'm his mother.
Belle - Surprised Really? Well I AM impressed. You don't look a day under ninety-five!
Belle Why, my geezer clientele would just eat you up! Say you'll come work for me.
Agnes I suppose I could wait tables or something.
Skinner - Surprised Mother, you cannot be considering this!
Agnes So long as it bothers you, I'm in!
Task: "Make Agnes Wait Tables". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 8 hours.
If Belle is owned: Task: "Make Belle Keep the Books". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark
Belle - Happy Agnes, you look positively ghoulish in that dress!
Belle You've got droops in all the right places.
Agnes I've earned this body. I could easily climb a set of stairs, but using the lift chair keeps my bones nice and brittle.
Belle - Happy Well, dedication like that should be rewarded. Come be a part of my show!
Comic Book Guy Yes, let's get on with it. I want to see some hips break. I don't know WHY I want that, but apparently, I do.
Task: "Make Agnes Put On a Burlesque Show". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Attend the Burlesque Show". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours.
If Belle is owned: Task: "Make Belle Post Show Clips Online". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark
Agnes I hope I didn't embarrass myself on stage. Some of the other dancing hags can really work a walker.
Belle You were glorious! Look, you're beginning to draw fans.
Mr. Burns - Winking Helloooo, Agnes! Might I say, you looked positively geriatric up there! A real bony nightmare!
Agnes You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Task: "Make Agnes Twerk Her Hip Out of Place". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Agnes' Fans Attend a Show" (x3). The jobs take place at the Wilted Rose and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Characters that can do the "Attend a Show" task are:

Comic Book Guy, Chalmers, Otto, Grampa, Mr. Burns, Sideshow Mel, Barney, Willie