How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes

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Marge Simpson: Homer, are you scaring those kids?

Homer Simpson: [Sweetly, calling up] No, I'm no-ot! [Low, ominous to kids] Yes I am. The Bloody Hangman walks on his stubby bone feet through the plague-ridden streets of London...

Lisa Simpson: You said it was Boston.

Homer Simpson: Did I? [Scary] Anyway, the Bloody Hangman set to his gory work. Bodies piled up like those stackable plastic chairs.

Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.

Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?

Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.

Nelson: My mom ran off with my birthday clown!

Pigeon Owner: He's a homing pigeon. He comes home. Unless you wanna spring for a limo.

Danica Patrick: I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fans' fantasies.

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Elementary School Musical • Loan-a Lisa • MoneyBart • Treehouse of Horror XXI • Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life • The Fool Monty • How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? • The Fight Before Christmas • Donnie Fatso • Moms I'd Like to Forget • Flaming Moe • Homer the Father • The Blue and the Gray • Angry Dad: The Movie • The Scorpion's Tale • A Midsummer's Nice Dreams • Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing • The Great Simpsina • The Real Housewives of Fat Tony • Homer Scissorhands • 500 Keys • The Ned-liest Catch