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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 47 content update
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 47 content update was released on November 12, 2014. This update was file-named "v4_11_THOH2014_Takedown", despite the fact the Halloween 2014 event features were not removed, and included an episodic theme addition, with Freddy Quimby and the French Waiter, along with the Rat Delivery Truck and Quimborghini as decorations, and the Quimby Compound as a building ("The Boy Who Knew Too Much"). Princess Kashmir, who first appeared in the files during the Clash of Clones event, was also added as a premium character.
Level Up Message
The level-up message is said by Sideshow Bob:
Level Up Message
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Characters
Image
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Character
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Costs
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Unlock message
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Notes
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Freddy Quimby
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-
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Unlocked with the Quimby Compound.
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100px
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French Waiter
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50
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Princess Kashmir
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Unlocked with Florence of Arabia.
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Stewart Duck
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5,000
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"*quack*"
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Unlocked at Friend Point Level 14. NPC.
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Buildings
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Build time
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Task
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Notes
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Quimby Compound
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1,000,000
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24h or 12
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Requires Level 47. Unlocks Freddy Quimby.
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Florence of Arabia
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175
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6s
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Requires Level 27. Unlocks Princess Kashmir.
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Little Black Box
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2,500 or 250
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Unlocked at Friend Point Level 13. Requires Level 15.
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Decorations
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Notes
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Rat Trap Delivery Truck
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150,000
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Requires Level 19.
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Quimborghini
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50
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Requires Level 47.
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Friend Point Levels
Two new Friend Point Levels were added with this content update:
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Level
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Item
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Costs
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Notes
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13
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Little Black Box
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2,500
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Requires Level 15.
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14
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Stewart Duck
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5,000
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"From the Season 5 episode 'The Last Temptation Of Homer'."
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Gameplay
The Cost of Living Pt. 1
After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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I've got money. I've got influence. I've got much younger women. I am the er-uh epitome of success!
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And yet no one respects me. It's as if wearing a sash doesn't carry the cachet it once did.
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It's time to remind the people why I got into politics – the enormous displays of wealth!
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The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Quimby Compound". It takes 24 hours.
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The Quimby Compound was worth every embezzled penny.
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And I, uh, taught those orphans an important lesson about living without doors.
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I, on the other hand, have hundreds of doors for my five floors, four wings, three kitchens, two spas, and a partridge in a pear tree. Bronzed, of course.
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Freddy Quimby
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Hiya, Uncle. I, uh, got kicked out of limbo's country club so I'm back!
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Freddy Quimby
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The movers have already moved the maid into my room.
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Then you tell them to move her back!
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She's a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen for me.
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The Cost of Living Pt. 2
After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
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Freddy Quimby
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Now that I've finished selecting my butler, it's time to party like it's going on Viewtube! Where's my box of cats?
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Freddy, as the Mayor of Springfield, I'm expected to uphold a certain level of decorum.
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That's why I do all my dirty dealings in back alleys and sleazy motels.
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Freddy Quimby
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Don't worry, Uncle. I've learned the Quimby code of discretion from my father, Clovis.
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Freddy Quimby
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He's the master! So discrete we haven't even seen him since he boarded that small plane years ago.
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Well, I'm pretty sure this year isn't an election year, so we deserve to treat ourselves.
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The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 2" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Drink Irresponsibly" and "And Make Miss Springfield Enjoy and Evening with the Mayor". It takes 8 hours and 3 minutes.
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The Cost of Living Pt. 3
After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
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Freddy Quimby
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Butler, for breakfast, I'll have the hair of the dog that bit me... so I can make it into a coat.
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Freddy Quimby
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Plus some booze.
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Your breakfast is on Springfield's dime today. Welcome to the drunk tank, Mister Quimby!
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Freddy Quimby
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Joke's on you - my breakfast is on Springfield's dime everyday.
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Freddy Quimby
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And since I don't remember anything I did last night and truly horrible acts are said to haunt you forever, I must be innocent.
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Freddy Quimby
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I'd like my car and my complimentary gift bag.
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You'll get your complimentary gift bag on your day in court!
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*sigh* That sounded a lot more menacing in my head.
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The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 3" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Await His Day in Court". It takes 12 hours.
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The Cost of Living Pt. 4
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Alright Freddy, time to get you to the courthouse for your arraignment.
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Plus a little extra time at Lard Lad's. The Wig's got a craving for D-nuts.
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I keep telling you, Chief -- neither of those nicknames is going to catch on.
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Freddy Quimby
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You're making a mistake, Wiggum. Don't you understand that I'm rich?
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Son, I've been making mistakes since the day I was born.
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I came out feet first.
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And sure, the justice system is just a dog and pony show if you're rich.
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Or cleaning up after a dog and pony show if you're poor.
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But we've got to go anyway.
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The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 4" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Make a Court". It takes 12 hours.
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Frederick Quimby, you have been charged with a cornucopia of crimes, including defiling a cornucopia.
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Which, according to the Pilgrims who wrote our town charter, is punishable by death. How do you plead?
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Your Honor, you could hear how he pleads, or you could wrap this up and enjoy a complimentary lobster lunch buffet.
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As a man of the law, you must agree that letting all this lobster go to waste is itself a crime.
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...
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Fine, my client pleads not guilty.
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Testify! Pt. 1
Testify! Pt. 2
After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
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Selma Bouvier, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
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The player receives "Testify! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Selma Testify". It takes 4 hours.
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Ms. Bouvier, please tell the court what you saw that night.
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Only if you tell the court if you're single or not...
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Not a chance.
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Fine.
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Freddy and I crashed into each other outside of the Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
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Literally crashed - with our cars.
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Luckily I shaved my legs just a few months ago, so I was able to charm my way into a ride back to town with him.
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Sure, he was drunk and concussed, but he hadn't left me for dead, so I thought the date was going well.
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Right up until he drove off a bridge into the river, and left me for dead.
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Thank god buoyancy is my greatest skill.
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This is not looking good for you, Mister Quimby.
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Freddy Quimby
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No, your honor, in the light of day, SHE'S not looking good!...
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Freddy Quimby
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I mean no comment.
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Testify! Pt. 3
After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
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Kirk Van Houten, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
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The player receives "Testify! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Testify". It takes 4 hours.
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Mr. Van Houten, please tell the court what you saw that night.
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When I heard a knock on the door, I thought those girl scouts had a change of heart and wanted to give me back my hat.
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But instead Freddy burst in soaking wet, and challenged me to a drinking contest.
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Since I had to sell part of my liver to pay Luann's alimony during the divorce, I asked if I could have juice instead.
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But by then he was already hitting the whiskey, and on my wife.
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When we got back together, we agreed anything before second base isn't cheating.
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You need to learn the rules of baseball, Luann!
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Anyway, he said my crying was harshing the mood so he stumbled off, but not before he did unspeakable things to our mailbox.
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Tampering with the mail system – a federal crime!
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Your list of offenses, like Superhero movies, just keeps getting longer.
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Who says Judge Reinhold is the only funny judge?
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After the task is complete.
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Freddy Quimby
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That's it? Pshaw!
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Freddy Quimby
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As long as you don't call that dancing girl to the stand, I'll be home before my chow-dah gets cold.
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Your honor, all comments muttered under my client's breath are to be considered hearsay.
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The Cost of Living Pt. 5
After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
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Freddy Quimby
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They found me, ah, guilty on all charges. The court is going to throw the, ah, book at me!
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Trust the, ah, system, Freddy.
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Freddy Quimby
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But the justice system fails all the time! Why should I trust it?
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Not the justice system. The system of, ah, Ivy League graduates and family connections!
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To the Rolodex!
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The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 5" which is to "Make Quimby Call In Favors". It takes 12 hours.
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The Cost of Living Pt. 6
After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
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Freddy, it's time to hear the sentence.
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Now remember, good or bad, we still walk out of that courtroom with our heads held high and my retainer fully paid.
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The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 6" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Deliver a Sentence". It takes 12 hours.
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Freddy Quimby
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Your honor, before you read the sentence I'd like to say a few words.
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It probably would have been smarter to have said those words before the trial was over, but I have no one to go home to, so alright.
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Freddy Quimby
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I did not inhale, have relations with that woman, or falsify reports regarding WMDs.
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Freddy Quimby
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One of those should get me out of this mess, right?
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I have something to say, Your, uh, Honor!
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There's a new municipal by-law, issued this morning, that you, ah, must be aware of.
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It states "charges against any public figure must be reduced if the defendant regrets that he, or the less likely she, is caught."
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The defendant may also publicly enter any twelve-step program, but does not have to complete it."
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And may apologize on national television, but doesn't have to mean it."
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The Cost of Living Pt. 7
After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
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Freddy Quimby
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I can't believe this! They gave me indefinite house arrest!
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Thanks to my buddy Gerry Mandering at city hall, your "house" now covers all of Springfield.
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He's a whiz at rezoning – he calls it Mandermania.
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Freddy Quimby
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But what if I want French Caviar? Or Chinese Silk? Or Turkish Delight?
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All of those women make house calls and you know it.
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And if you follow the rules, you might get time off for good behavior.
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Freddy Quimby
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Rules? You mean like take off my shoes while inside? Like an animal?
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Freddy Quimby
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You might as well lock me up. Like an animal!
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The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 7" which is to "Make Freddie Quimby Enjoy a Privileged Life". It takes 24 hours.
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Princess Pride Pt. 1
After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
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Princess Kashmir
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Women, grab your husbands! And husbands, grab your wallets! Princess Kashmir is back in Springfield!
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*Gasp* Are you a princess?
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No, stupid, she's too old to be a princess. She's probably a queen.
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Princess Kashmir
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Am I old? I've been lying about my age for so long I don't know what it is anymore.
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Princess Kashmir
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No one wants an aging adult entertainer. And I have started to notice the effects of gravity...
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Princess Kashmir
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Like when Mars was in retrograde motion recently.
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Princess Kashmir
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Maybe it's time I found a skill that uses the 8th sexiest body part – my mind!
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Princess Kashmir
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Actually 9th. I forgot about toes.
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The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Better Herself ". It takes 1 hour.
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Princess Pride Pt. 2
After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
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Princess Kashmir
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How, I had no idea how many jobs there were that don't involve taking off your clothes.
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Princess Kashmir
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There's vet tech, tennis pro, nude art model.
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Princess Kashmir
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Well, two out of three of those don't involve taking off your clothes, anyway.
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Princess Kashmir
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What I want is a job where I can really interact with people, day in and day out!
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Princess Kashmir
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Maybe where they tip me in a jar instead of stuffed into my underpants.
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The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Work at Krusty Burger ". It takes 12 hours.
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Princess Pride Pt. 3
After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
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Princess Kashmir
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Miss Springfield, it's been forever!
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I'm sorry have we met?
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Princess Kashmir
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Don't you remember? We met at that ribbon cutting ceremony for the new ribbon factory.
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Oh, right, the one next to the oversized novelty scissor emporium.
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Princess Kashmir
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That's the one! So what have you been up to?
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Mostly opening boat shows and working with the mayor on our charity that keeps struggling motels in business.
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Oh, I also started teaching a class about how to be a professional celebrity. Like me!
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Princess Kashmir
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You know, I'm a bit of a celebrity myself. I have been on Springfield Squares several times.
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Center?
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Princess Kashmir
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No. Middle right.
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Better than being a corner.
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Any interest in being my TA?
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Princess Kashmir
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I'm really trying to stay away from T and A.
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Teacher's assistant?
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Princess Kashmir
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Oh, THAT I do.
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The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 3" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Help Teach a Class on Class" and "Make Miss Springfield Teach a Class on Class". It takes 1 hour.
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Princess Kashmir
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Gosh, all those students staring up at me, drooling, smelling of booze. What fun! And somehow strangely familiar...
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We teachers are the real heroes. Not like those crummy firefighters.
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Princess Kashmir
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Tell me about it. They have zero pizzazz sliding down their pole.
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Princess Pride Pt. 4
After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon
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And welcome back to BrockTalk, with your host, me, Kent Brockman.
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The topic is The Economy: Pro or Con.
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With us is a leading economic analyst, a retired Treasury Secretary, and former middle right square Princess Kashmir.
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Princess Kashmir, since you won the three-way coin toss, the first question goes to you.
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What do you think has caused our current economic woes?
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Princess Kashmir
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Not having enough jobs, not supporting the troops enough, and kids today.
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There you have it, folks! Blatant platitudes, delivered with brazen confidence and a stunning smile.
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Ms. Kashmir, have you ever considered a career in doing nothing while people love you for it?
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The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Be a Professional Celebrity ". It takes 8 hours.
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Princess Pride Pt. 5
After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
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Princess Kashmir
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The life of a professional celebrity isn't everything I'd hoped it would be.
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Princess Kashmir
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How many charity 5Ks can one woman be expected to decline?
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Princess Kashmir
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Plus the only sports persona that's asked me to marry him has been the Capital City Goofball.
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Princess Kashmir
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I miss the simpler days when a woman could be objectified honestly.
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Princess Kashmir
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I want to go back to being a dancer!
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The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to " Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.
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Siren Song Pt. 1
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Ms. Kashmir? I'm sorry to interrupt this fan dance mid-fan, but are you an acquaintance of Freddy Quimby?
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Princess Kashmir
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That handsome young man with a flashy ride?
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Freddy Quimby, ma'am, not me.
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No? Nothing? Alright, fine.
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Well if you wouldn't mind, we'd like to ask you some questions down at the station.
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Princess Kashmir
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I'm sure this drunken horde of men won't mind me stopping my exotic dance early for the sake of civil justice.
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Of course they won't -- drunk young men always respect the law.
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Lou, get the riot gear and for the love of god don't let anyone get a hashtag going.
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The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.
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Princess Kashmir
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At the club, he pretended to twist his ankle and insisted I help him into Moe's.
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Princess Kashmir
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But I really think he just wanted a girl on his arm to impress the sad hunchback who owns the bar.
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I don't understand why I have to be here for this.
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And that's the last time you saw Freddy Quimby that night?
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Princess Kashmir
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Yes, I hope that helps.
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Princess Kashmir
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He and his family seem like such nice people, like American royalty. Commemorative plate stock.
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Thank you. And now... just a few more questions.
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Sir, you're questioning this girl longer than you questioned that suspected serial killer.
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Yeah, but that guy wasn't pretty OR nice.
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And he kept saying he was going to use my bones as a wind chime. Probably innocent anyway.
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Siren Song Pt. 2
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Chief, there's a problem. I found hundreds of parking tickets in Miss Kashmir's name.
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Princess Kashmir
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Oh, no, I must have left my car in a loading zone before the meltdown that destroyed the town.
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Don't you worry your pretty little head, we'll talk to the judge about them.
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You didn't clear any of those suspected serial killer's parking tickets.
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Jeez Lou, didn't know you two were best friends.
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Just try not to get any more tickets in the meantime, Ms. Kashmir.
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And watch out -- there's a suspected serial killer on the loose.
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The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.
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Siren Song Pt. 3
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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I have good news and bad news, Ms. Kashmir.
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The bad news is I couldn't get the tickets dismissed. You have been sentenced to 24 hours of community service.
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Princess Kashmir
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What's the good news?
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That I finally got to use the expression "I've got good news and bad news"!
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Princess Kashmir
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First I danced for money.
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Princess Kashmir
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Then I danced because I was happy.
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Princess Kashmir
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And now I dance because I am sad.
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As long as you're dancing!
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The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 3" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Dance Around Town". It takes 24 hours.
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Calamity Case Pt. 1
After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark
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French Waiter
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Wat is this? A letter? Address to French Waiter Un-Deux-Trois Baguette Lane, Tour De France, Springfield.
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French Waiter
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Zut Alors, that's moi!
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French Waiter
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“Dear Monsieur Waiter, today is très important. More important than Bastille Day. For today, we need your help.”
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French Waiter
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“We have been informed that you might have information regarding some recent vandalism, or Street Monets as you probably don't call them in France.”
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French Waiter
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Sacre Bleu, I must go to the police station immediately!
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French Waiter
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Pierre, please inform the Indoor Cigarette Smoking Club that I will be absent ce soir.
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The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 1" which is to "Make French Waiter Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.
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Alright, here is the pâté you demanded.
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Now what information do you have?
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French Waiter
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This pâté is hardly fresh. And where is my fine bottle of red wine to go with it?
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Calamity Case Pt. 2
After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark
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French Waiter
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I had heard stories of America's broken justice system, but le truth is far worse.
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The truth is in America we usually just ask you questions while we illegally search your beat-up car.
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French Waiter
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First no wine, and now you sully my Renault! You leave me no choice but to protest.
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French Waiter
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And perhaps to go buy wine.
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The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 2" which is to "Make French Waiter Protest". It takes 24 hours.
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Ow! You stepped on my foot!
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Sir, please sit down, you can't have a protest march in an eight foot by eight foot room.
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French Waiter
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You cannot silence my rights as a Frenchman! This is police brutality!
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Brutality?! You're the one who keeps hurting us!
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French Waiter
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How dare you? Are you calling moi clumsy?!
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Well you kicked me in the neck, and you spilled Eddie's coffee on his face, so yeah.
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You gotta get out of here before anyone gets seriously hurt.
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After the task is complete.
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Boss, deliveryman's here with those rat traps and cooking knives you ordered.
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Ok, Frenchie, out now!
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Calamity Case Pt. 3
After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark
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French Waiter
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This is slander! I AM NOT CLUMSY!
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French Waiter
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Could a clumsy man juggle these silver hammers?
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The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 3" which is to "Make French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself". It takes 12 hours.
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