The Scorpion's Tale/Quotes

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Ralph I wet my arm-pants.

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Otto: Hey, this is one of the planets on Star Trek.

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Walter Hotenhoffer:These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed.

Bart: [Noticing that the women are nearly identical] Cool! Are they robots?

Woman: No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.

Walter Hotenhoffer: I scoop them up by the sorority.

[A nerd in a building discovers where he is]

Nerd: Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.

Walter Hotenhoffer: Uh, drop them in research.

Nerd: Nice.

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